GaryRay

no one really asks me what my closing pin is b/c its in my penis. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

lol, after reading your guys (and gals) posts, i think im going to just get a razor scooter to start with, it has 2 wheels, kind of like the same thing right? =D you silly skydivers are all trying to act safe and stuff, im going to buy a used something or other knowing that im gonna drop it at least once. im going to be buying all the safety gear i can get, armor, leathers, helmet, gloves, the whole 9yards. but i dont think you can compare buying a bike to buying a parachute, just my observation. but i do appreciate the opinions. but back to the primary questions... if i were to buy a ninja 250 or a R1, what do you guys think. also when do you learn how to do an intentional drop at 65mph so that you can "swoop" the parking lot? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

well i know how to kill it, and it will only take 1 jump =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

well thats the catch 22 for me, i have to take it in order to ride on base (4 months left of active duty time) but in order to take it i have to have a bike, they do have some rentals but to get into a class on the "rentals" there is a 6month waiting period right now. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

im looking to buy a bike right now to learn on, and yes a sport bike, thinking about a CBR 600 or a yamaha R6 or something like that, around the 600cc range, my question is this... what is a lot of miles for a bike? what should i be looking for when looking at used bikes? what bikes are known to be shitty? how do i not get scammed by some dip shit that dropped his bike off the side of a cliff and repaired it only to sell to someone like me :P to sum it up, how do i not get taken and how much should i be looking at spending? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

LOL!!! the roses idea did not come from me, they were implanted from that guy *points up* i just ran with it :P JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

honest to god i have no idea what outkast has to do with poo and roses?!?!? ive just been up for 24hrs and was bored, so i said the first thing to come to my mind :). JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

but then it smells like poo covered roses, not just roses. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

it doesnt smell like roses... JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

and what does this Mr. Fist have to do with gay skydiving? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

all my friends are out of town or busy with there chicks/dudes, anyone wanna go hang out? im bored and ive only had 3 beers. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

lol, im gonna start charging! =D maybe a naked jump with the padlock on :P JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

ok so its time. full story goes like this... after jerking it the other day, i decided to take a shower and kind of just give my dick a good look over, like you would do any type of life saving device. but ive always had this connecting tissue between the shaft and the head, (im cut, and im a Jew). never thought anything of it till as i was in the shower i saw water landing on my dick and coming out the other side...interesting, let me investigate furthur. so i take a look and i have a hole right through, 22 fucking years and i just now find it. so of course being as excited and curious as i am about stupid shit that is unique, i decide to find out how big the hole is, first i use a closing pin, slid right through. next i wanted to check the max size of the hole, took a normal sized sharpie and with a little bit of lube and pressure it went through, so i now know that is the biggest item i can put in there, i can get a AAA battery in there and my favorite so far...a "Master Lock" Combination lock. i put it right through, lock it, and it dangles off the front of my penis. i have not taken pictures due to the fact that i havnt had a need, but if people want proof of my natural "piercing" just send a PM. LOL its awesome, i think im gonna keep a closing pin in there for shits and giggles, and give me something to play with when i poop. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

after about 15 votes i will let you all in one a discovery i made. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

i agree, just dont forget your leg straps =D....too soon? :P JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

thanks guys, you just further solidified my EAS and now there is no way in hell i will re-enlist. 4.5 months and counting. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

hmmm, this tells me 1 thing, whore =P. but seriously, way to throw yourself out there. men line up at the door i am collecting a 5$/head for the show. women its $8, no more special treatment for having tits! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

i HATED the greetings from home, fuck that demotivated me so much to see people happy in San Diego telling me to come home soon. Assholes! drove me fucking banana's. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

hmmmm, in order to have a baby goat, you must have had sex with a big goat, Lisa, is there something you're not telling us? maybe i dont want to know. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

she'll have to lose a few pounds before she can swing on a brass pole and not break it. =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

"i just like to play hard to get, here ya go just squirm your way up, yup right o o o o o hhhh.....there" JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

DC-3 midnight jump at Eloy, kicked ass! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

The turtles-so happy together :P..btw im single =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

for whatever its worth, i flew a whole bunch of different canopies for my first 100 jumps, playing with them as much as i can, when i tried the sabre 2 i was a little worried at first b/c of what i heard, but i got a good brief from Ward hessig of Mirage before i tried it and really enjoyed it. the flare is really powerful and if you know how to fly it you can get a lot out of it. IE getting back from long spots and having a bad landing turn good. the flare is very powerful. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com

so list em if ya got em...ill post mine in a couple minutes. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com