GaryRay

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  1. and hey, if the reserve fails to open, you will make the rigger feel like shit knowing you paid more than what was asked :) JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  2. ive had the worst problems with buying a new jeep. here is my list: bought brand new 06 jeep grand cherokee 1) rattling in the dash, took it in 4times, finally fixed, windshield wiper motor not installed properly 2) replaced window motor on right side 3 times already 3) dash board kept blanking out (all gauges go to zero and lights turn off) but car would keep running, head lights go out too. 4) would not shift out of first gear (automatic) OBD2 linked it to a failed solenoid on the transmission 5) kept getting air-bag light, took it in and the air-bags would not have deployed. thats from my jeep...my friends jeep wrangler kept having the battery drain on him, the wiring was screwed up. so that is my thoughts on a jeep, i will never buy a jeep again. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  3. like put it in her butt! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  4. that doesnt help at all!!! how are we going to get bail-out money now. the government was about to shell out $160B to us :P. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  5. LOL, yeah its brand new, i think it was inducted in 1971. =D, its not a personal helicopter, its a military flight, so im sorry guys, no jumping from the helo :(...im still trying to get permission to jump from the fucking thing. maybe i will just leave randomly over some desert, but i hope they pick me back up if i do :). JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  6. happy b-day nigger wife =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  7. GaryRay

    ingrown hair

    Is that what caused your butt itch? LOL!!! yes, and now that it is removed i no longer have a connection from my crotch to my butt, thank god! :P JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  8. flying through with a new itinerary :/...los cruces, NM, austin Tx, mobile, and Savannah, i am going to be in a CH-46E. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  9. so im flying x-country next week and will possibly have time to do a jump in some different locations, i was wondering what the closest Dz's are to these cities: 1) Austin, Tx 2) Houston, Tx 3) Savannah, Ga? 4) Albuquerque, Nm? i know i could just do it the hard way and use the DZ.com's tools, but i figure if people live there and tell me what DZ they jump at it wont be a problem, thanks guys. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  10. GaryRay

    ingrown hair

    just pulled a 1/4" ingrown pubic hair, it was awesome :). JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  11. just be careful of what you buy and know what it is you are buying. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  12. its all in the mind set, its like he is trying to get across the border or something. just yell INS and he is gone. didnt see you anywhere monkey, having problems keeping up? :) JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  13. until she bailed out, then she was very much observing the jump :P JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  14. i wasnt actually hanging a SD Elsinore placard around my penal area, it was actually my penal area hanging around the outside of my pants...J-Hole included. congrats on 1k N_gger (people that annoy you...or not...) kind of wished you died on that last one though =P. EDIT:for congrats JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  15. well thanks everyone for your help and thoughts, after talking to squeak and his wife this weekend i have decided on just getting something nice and easy to ride like a ducati 999, i think thats what squeak told me to get. said it will be perfect for learning on =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  16. why dont you keep it as a backup, switch the cypress, and if someone goes down b/c of a reserve ride or something and needs it you can loan it to them until you can find someone who wants to buy it, i is smart =D. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  17. 35% off my Mirage container, fully loaded with custom colors it was $2200, very easy to get along with, just send a copy of your mil ID JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  18. ask your instructors! =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  19. GaryRay

    In Elsinore

    see ya there squawk, should i bring a cane for your old ass? JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  20. when i order a steak, if i need sauce i return it, sauces are gross! JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  21. its ok, someone can have my spot, im getting Cali residency =D JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  22. 5 days after mine were removed i was flying for my job at no more than 4k, about 10days i was back on the otter. feel it out and just know that you may have to bail at any moment b/c it will hurt like a mofo. JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com
  23. hmmm, that sounds like a lose lose argument on that one :), think of me what you will, i will neither affirm nor deny the allegations that i dont get laid much, besides, that is a completely subjective statement, what may be much for one may not be for another. so i am staying away :).