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  1. I hear that she an her entourage will be making the rounds in dowtown Palo Alto tomorrow night in celebration of her birthday. Wonder who it could possibly be? Birthday spankings will definately be in order... Ah Cancers rule!!! Happy B-Day LizzieB
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    1000 !!!

    Ooooh you're such a dirty little whore... Congrats!!!
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    I'm a moron

    Dave you are such a dodo head!! Oops hope that was not too harsh...
  4. OMG I never knew!! Clay likes to shag sheep!! This is really big news...
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    Dear Diary,

    Well he is after all The Great Peepee Caca from Guatamala Zee great Cornholio!... Funny
  6. My First post Registered: Nov 15, 2001, 12:23 PM I like this site very much... Now If I could just get some more work done
  7. Damn Tom you got balls that CLANK!! Especially with your pack jobs!!... I am so just just kidding Luv ya brother.
  8. I don't know who you are anymore Liz... What *sniffle* what *sniffle* what happened, where did it all go so wrong...*sniffle~sniffle*... There you see you went and made me cry... You'll be back, you'll see...
  9. i think it would be funny if a moderator locked this thread. Not funny ha ha but funny ya know in a not so funny kind of way...
  10. Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek.......Creeek creeek....... My my the crickets are loud when no one is around...
  11. This was my answer. Just because I think so damn highly of myself and I am drop dead sexy. Legend in my own mind... Whew!! My threads are so bright I gotta wear shades...
  12. Tim if some guy you never met came approached you and said the following "yo hey my name is Crapflinger, I don't like babbies, jelly fish or Seals - By the way, wanna gear check?" How would you respond... Needless to say I've known the guy for a while now and he still scares the shiite outa me... Hey Gork: Thanks for the Safety Tip
  13. There was that one zoo dive where we bumped bellies but it was quick... Oh and that one naked swoop I did in front of you and her but I was too far away... Hmmmm... Nope not mine...
  14. Ruuuuuuun Peter Ruuuuuuuuun..... For the Hills man for the Hills.............
  15. Like any skydivers would babysit and stay grounded so you could go get to jump... j/k ---> Ya know you can trust me Pete
  16. Resistance is futile... Post baby post!!! Ya know ya wanna
  17. AKA~Shallow Alto...... Yuppie central
  18. I'll be in the H on Saturday and Sunday David... Hope to see you then, don't forget your rig... And do not forget about the Paso Boogie in your neck of the woods this year September 13th and 14th. Edited to add: Provided CA don't slip under water by then...
  19. If I was still supreme ruler of the world I could maybe control the big one Mike, but unfortunately I resigned... Just too much responsibility and it was cutting into my skydiving time
  20. 1. Tandem Instructors, do you wear a helmet on tandem jumps? Depends. During the summer no. During the winter I wear a frap hat. Actually to add on to this, I have never had riser cover flappage on a Vector but on an Eclipse those riser covers will wack the shit out of you. So if I was jumping an Eclipse I would wear my frap hat all year. 2. Why or why not? Frap Hats keeps my ears warm during the winter. And they protect my ears if I happen to jump a Eclipse tandem rig. These days I happen to jump Vectors mainly. 3. If yes, what type of helmet? See above 4. Do you have your passenger wear a helmet? If it's really cold in the winter I offer a frap hat to keep my students ears warm but other than that, no. 5. Why or why not? I have not had nor do I forsee a siutation where I or my student will wack their head. 6. If yes, what type? Frap hat sometimes... 7. Have you changed your helmet policy for tandems? No 8. If yes, how? Not applicable 9. What rigs are you rated on? Vector, Eclipse 10. How many tandem jumps do you have 1,000 approx...
  21. I like hop n pops from about three feet... ...cause then I don't have to pack. Yeah I hop out an pop a beer
  22. AKA ~ Texas Mike, Cabana Boy, Stanley the Clowns ex roomate, um um um yeah that's him
  23. Yup California may finaly fall into the Pacific. Massive carnage, mahem, fires... Eastern California, parts of Western Nevada and Western Arizona will all be beach front property. POP is moving in to my home on Saturday or Sunday... oooohhhh can you smell it?? Debauchery at its finest... 's beware....