Sebazz1

Well if that's the direction we're taking this then I believe anything from 2LiveCrew would be appropriate.

Summertime by Sublime...

Not staggered enough... Its was like half of my bike length on his right. When I tapped my brake to slow down a tad it was instataneous loss of traction. I should have never tapped the brakes but instintively I did thinking I might get hit. I should have just held the turn hoping for the best. I prolly would not have hit my friend. It was too close... Arggg. So stupid I know!!

Ouchie... About two weeks ago I wrecked my motorcycle. Surprisingly I did not break anything or die for that matter. Ya know laying down a bike at 50 mph hurt really bad. I refused any ambulance (stupidly) until I was able to get my bike hauled out, then I had my sister who lives near me take me to the ER. Just some seriously major major bruising to my lower right back, ribs, right hip, and pelvis. A couple scrapes but my leathers pretty much kept my body scratch free. Two and a half weeks have gone by and my lower back and ribs are the two things that are still really hurting. I stopped taking the vicoden after day two. It just makes me feel like shit. So I deal with it but every day I feel the pain loosening up just a bit. I hope to be able to jump soon but right now I seriously doubt it would be a pleasant experience. I was riding with a friend down highway 84 in San Mateo county when a truck crossed over into our lane coming the other direction. My friend and I where riding approx 45-50 mph kind of staggered with him up front on the left and I was slightly behind him on the right of the lane. Well when my friend shifted quickly to the middle of the road to adjust for the oncoming traffic I had to shift off the the road to avoid him and on coming truck. Really it happened so fast that I still have a little trouble remembering every detail exactly. I touched the brakes ever so slightly which contributed a little to my sliding. I kept the bike straight for a little while avoiding trees, gaurd rails, cliffs and other potentially bike wrecking life ending obstacles. I was able to manuever into a dirt turnout and intentionally lay down the bike on it's right sending me and bike into a dirt burm, just barely avoiding being launched over a cliff.... Phew I feel winded... Anyway, me a bike are gonna be ok. I have recieved a gazillion phone calls from a gazillion friends and everybody was concerned about my well being. But in my post crash situation I have been kinda hiding out to myself in a funk. I really really appreciate the concern and good wishes. I love you guys and gals and I am fine and my bike will be roaring yet again in the not too distant future. I am one lucky SOB!

Add one more darelict to the list One hoola hoop runnin, creeper wreckin, canopy swoopin, nude scooter ridin, hot mamma jamma skydivin, beer/tequila/whiskey drinkin foolio!! Oh and I can't wait to be there either and I am pretty certain I have zero excuses not attend the this sick ass boogie only an hour from my house

No jumping for me Due to my banged up body Next week though we'll see....

Scott what's up stranger Been a looong time. Paul has been doing well. Aside from massive medical bills his recovery is coming along. He's up and walking and doin PT and what not. I have not seen him much and there are others here who might have seen him more recently but he's home. Send me a private message so we can exchange phone #'s. Cheers, Seb

extra liver?!

I'd be on my Harley rippin down highway 84 through the Redwoods and perfectly banked turns to AppleJacks for an ice cold brewski...

Good luck Nathan!! Have fun, keep you head up high and kick some @ss!! Jumpin of a flight deck near you! CHROMEBOY!!! Woop woop!! Dood stay away from officer's daughters... I think Unless they are way hot Then shag em rotten!! And uh and uh fack I dunno... Don't forget to post occasionally to let us know what the dealio is!!

On the subject of disciplining but not banning members on this forum, I saw a moderator get disciplined or maybe just teased one time. The Big Head turned a particular moderator pink for a day...

I would like to apply for a desk job in your organization. I can keep files neat and orderly with my evil hole punch... muahahahahaha... And you know I am a quick learner and am eager to aquire evil dominating type skills.

Oh dear god... The only problem is I know of some far worse shots floating around out there

My butt is so hairy that the fur is staring to grow up my back... Ok I gotta go have a good one kids.

Inifiniti dare... I shudder at the thought of being infiniti dared. I would jump nekid but I highly doubt the customers would be that keen on it. There was that thread that had the pics of the male bikini thong that almost burned my eyes out. I wonder why it's cool in europe and not in the states?

someone just quadruple dawg dared me to do them clothed...

Yeah I aint allowed in Washington ever again... Sorry! But when someone triple dog dares you?! You gots ta do what ya gots ta do

Yeah but user error is user error... My canopy kicks ass but anyway back to the subject of killing certain files --> how about a delete wind file?... Can a progrommer out there create a quick command to delete wind? [] somethin like that ya know Nothing like having a sunset swoop turn out not so good and having to sleep with that nasty taste in your mouth all night. No amount of beer or tequila kills that yuckness. i've tried

When I have cruddy swoop that end up too high I wish man, yeah i wish, I just wish that I could just... just, delete it yeah! and start over, but you know what... ya can't!! so cluck it!! try another swoop and maybe this time you'll truckin nail it!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...!! .. sorry if this post was entirely irrelivant

Beer beotch... You you you bad something word....

Just think Roy... Maybe tomorrow people will treat you with more respect? And maybe not...

Thread with pics of my new babe

My preferences change and honesly I keep staring at the list and wonder... if i was to choose one stlye for the rest of my life with no deviation... hmmm I'd probably go with some sort of Wheat beer. Light yet some character still...

Yo Roy a happpy 40th sir!!

Does OSHA have any strict guidelines as to how beer should be properly and safely consumed at work? We have no good times at my place of work. Bah Phoey Grrr...!!!