Sebazz1

Geez...........I just wanna know how good a cold beer tasted after that? SEBAZZ.......

Can I just say that people should not find themselves at 1,000 spinning out of control. Yeah good question but nobody should find themselves in this situation. Thats why you have a decision altitude............... Ok continue posting SEBAZZ.......

Remember that when you pull your cutaway handle you will speed up.......... Do you want to gain speed at a low altitude? Under 800' - 1,000' (I said under) You might want to think about a canopy transfer and not cutting away what you already have over your head. I train students to make a decision by 2,500'. I train them to not cutaway below 1,000. Good question. In Monterey we had a jumper coming in on final at 800' one day. Another jumper blatantly smaked into her canopy ripping open the center cells. She deployed her resere then cutaway her main. It was a gutsy move but it saved her life........... Remember that a post is not fact. This is just my opinion. Oh why oh why did I post to a serios thread SEBAZZ.......

Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Thank You, Human Resources SEBAZZ.......

I look forward to seeing you. I am at Monterey every weekend. If the fog stays we road trip for 40 minutes over to Hollister. I got your back bro. See you next weekend. PM me if you need a place to stay. SEBAZZ.......

Falcon 195 Stiletto 150 Stiletto 135 I have no plans to change at this time......... I have jumped other canopies once or twice but the above is reall ymy progression....Sabre 120, Specter 150, Extreme 96? 97?(can't remember) Oh also I frequently jump Icarus 330's and 365's (tandem

Ooops my bad....... Skydance - Caravans, good crowds, gets hot there too, I've only been there once. Ask Lummy

This is a tough question because all the Bay Area DZ's have thier individual characteristics that make em cool... Lodi - Up jumpers paradise, lots of big twin turbine planes, make sure you have experience before going here, gets hot out here, non USPA DZ Byron - Great up jumper DZ too, one king air sometimes two, things can get backed up, gets hot out here Santa Rosa - Not enough info Hollister - Great vibe, good people, exellent student DZ, off airport landing but you get used to it Monterey - One of the nicest super twin otters around, beautiful view and i mean it - it's pretty down here, not a large up jumper crowd though, fog can be an issue, (I am a JM here on the weekends), lots to do down here beside jumping SEBAZZ.......

So these two midgets decide to take a vacation to Las Vegas. They get into town and immediately head over to the casinos and start partying thier asses off. As the evening goes on and the intoxication starts making them act crazy they decide to grab some call girls to take back to thier rooms. The first midget was in his room with the prostitute and was trying as hard as he could to get it on with her but he was way way to drunk. He just couldn't get it up. All night long from his buddies room he heard this "1-2-3 ahhhhhh, 1-2-3 ahhhh, 1-2-3 ahhhh" Well his buddy was obviously getting it on. The next morning as they were eating breakfats together the first midget said how embarrased he was from the night before an was pretty depreseed he couldn't get it on. The second midget said "You think thats bad! I couldn't even get up on the bed" SEBAZZ.......

"A moose bit my sister" LMAO SEBAZZ.......

Bun Master........................j/k......... SEBAZZ.......

***Disappointed Chromey?*** Bwahahahahahahahahahahha.......... Bwahahahahahahahahahahha........ SEBAZZ.......

I can't believe all of you know...... This is embarasing.....Please please don't tell Lisa, Lummy, Betsy, Chrome.........Please....... SEBAZZ.......

The hair of the dog refrence is supposed to go like this: Man am I hung over.... You're gonna need a little hair of the dog that bit you... Dog that bit me? Booze.... Oh drink some more booze and hang over is gone...... Yup SEBAZZ.......

Shhhhhhhhhhhh..................... SEBAZZ.......

97.5 % Prone to road rage............ I am super polite on the road. Unless you get in front of me. SEBAZZ.......

I will have you know that i still have more jumps than posts...haha... Now let this thread degrade into a boobie / cute man butt thread...... Didn't want to leave the ladies out.... SEBAZZ.......

Tim, i am sorry to hear about your frustrations. It seems from your post that you made a decision to move on. I would keep that path you already chose. Of course help you ex if possible but it sounds like you have done enough. Change the locks on your house. Avoid contact. Or get your tandem rating take her on a skydive and ...................... Oh never mind, can't do that. Good luck buddy! SEBAZZ.......

I have a brain, eyes, arms, legs, hair, feet, fingers, a pee pee, have bodily functions. But guess what? I am not a life, I am a waste of life, I know theres more of me out there. Hahahahahahaha SEBAZZ.......

Well I am going home in ten minutes to drink some beer and enjoy the longer day. So take it away **sniff** **sniff**........ SEBAZZ.......

You didn't? Did you? SEBAZZ.......

To each thier own......... SEBAZZ.......

Not if I had an extra pair of lungs SEBAZZ.......

I think Quade just expressed my feelings exactly! Thanks Quade..........Hey um can I use my own genes to creat a big uh you know what? SEBAZZ.......

Often while sitting around the loading area at the DZ or wherever at the DZ I will look at a group of friends or skydivers and say........... "I like you guys and all, but I really just came for the skydiving" Go jump! SEBAZZ.......