Sebazz1

Bill is right. I f the winds are steady I have jumped with 25-30 mph winds with a tandem. It's the gusty wind situations I will not jump in. I guess my limit is the same for tandem and personal jumps. Remeber to unhook your RSL before landing. Sometimes it is better to sit down on landing so that student and JM do not fall onto thier backs and get dragged. Make sure catchers are present. In high wind situations I have noticed that the plane will have more dificulty taking off than the actual jump being made. That is if the winds are coming across the runway instead of head on. I saw the otter land on one of the taxi ways that ran perpendiculare to the run way one time because of the high cross wind. SEBAZZ.......

How to spot a terrorist in Amish country........(see attached)

I jump my ass off on the weekends. Those jumps include tandems (it can beat you up pretty good) and Mondays my arms and shoulders can be super sore. I seem to have less soreness on Mondays though when I exercise those muscles during the week and stretching before jumping. I do not take asparin or pain killers. SEBAZZ.......

0:15:1 I owe beer beacause it was the first time while doing a tandem that six other skydivers came out and formed a round on us. We had vid too. It was very sweet jump. Previous to jumping we took off flew straight to the beach and flew 100 feet of the water towards Monterey. We opened the door and started waiving to people on the beach. We saw four whales in pairs. They weer like 40 feet from the shore. Way way way cool. Flew over Canary Row, Pebble Beach then climbed to 18,000''. I did 14 tandems and 1 AFF this weekend. SEBAZZ.......

I will be at the Kathy Dause Fan Club Boogie at Lodi. I will have my two DZ.com t-shirts so keep an eye out for me. This is a fun boogie. And if you have never been to a non-USPA DZ this is a good one to try out. SEBAZZ.......

A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hoped for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass." SEBAZZ.......

You um forgot the face. Or maybe you didn't.....hmmmmmmmm.......You got two weeks off commin up dude so smile.....

This weekend I promise to spread love and good vibes to everyone at the DZ and to hold my farts* until I am in freefall. (*am i contributing to pollution?), to touch my handles religously. I also promise to drink one beer for all 9,000 or so registered users here who can't get enough skydiving in thier lives they must come here to spend thier weekdays with other jumpers. I will pull high yet low, be safe yet daring, hook really really low, pay my packer, tip my JM(wait I am a JM - Tip me), turn my AAD on (two rigs 1 AAD hmmmmmmm), and I will yell a big "THANK YOU" to the skygods when my main opens, and most important of all...............I WILL BUY BEER! LOL to all.......hope everyone has a kick ass weekend......... Yeah baby! Thats what I'm gonna do............... Schwing!!

Well I am in a great mood. Rigs are packed in the car. Boss just told me to get the fuck out of his face with my good attitude and so off I go to the DZ baby yeah. Night jumps tonight and tons and tons of jumps at Monterey this weekend. Wish you could all join me. Haha, laters..... SEBAZZ.......

I have never been in a situation to try this. Or lets say i have never been with a partner that brought it to my attention. I figured that the "poop-shute" was an "exit only".......... SEBAZZ.......

Usually when Friday comes around I shut the computer off and head to the DZ. Hoping the whole time that I never have to see it again. But then Monday comes around and I see it again..... Put it off till Monday..........Go to Fry's, or Sears, or Wall-mart, or somthing similair. SEBAZZ.......

As we're burning some hot shit points through 2,000 "wow this has been a long skydive............................." Pop! SEBAZZ.......

Skydiving it does a body & mind good............. Keep your chin up Mr. CatBurger...... SEBAZZ.......

May 25,26,27 (yeah I know it is Memorial day weekend but for those of you that are in Nor Cal and do not want to travel this is a very fun boogie) I plan to be there...... http://www.parachutecenter.com/ SEBAZZ.......

[bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] [bleep!] This is a more thorough test.......... SEBAZZ.......

Or put a big trap door right in front of the cockpit that say's "do not cross this line at any time"

Cause the golfers are drinking during the day and gotta take it easy ~ as for us well the evenings is when we drink so something a little thicker an dtastier to keep us warm and fill our bellies after a days jumping......... SEBAZZ.......

Yeah and Monkeys might fly out of @ss............ SEBAZZ.......

Same here I just like to joke about it a lot, ya know.... SEBAZZ.......

Yeah but that stuff can't affect you from altitude..... SEBAZZ.......

You're doing a wonderful job of proving East coast superiority. Keep up the good work children....... **looks out the window at all the beautiful lightly clad women strolling along leisurely in the 75 degree dry weather** Yeah i hate California............Not.....Just kiddin just kiddin no no no don't hit the face......j/k...... SEBAZZ.......

Coors Light, MGD, Bud, Natty Light, Etc............ There's a reason that stuff is cheap..........yet if that's all thats in the cooler or fridge I will sip and sniff my coors light like it's the finest wine in the world

I sure am getting hungry right now.........hmmmmm munchies.........I could go for a "Catburger" right now.........

You da man ............ you da man .......... Maybe if i work harder .................Bwuahahahahaha........yeah right SEBAZZ.......

** Sebazz takes doobie from n2skdvn takes a puff and hands it to Lummy ** "Like I was saying guys I aint never seen no drugs at the DZ........" SEBAZZ.......