Sebazz1

Political thread........arrrrgggh must....resist Ok this is the deal. The dude like threatens us a lot, kills his own people, kills his neighbours, promotes & pays suicide bombers to hit Isreal, has a mean disposition, attacked Kuwait for whatever reason, people say he is building weapons of mass destruction (you know the biological sh*t that like makes your skin peel of in excrutiating pain before you die an hour later) and is probably more than willing to fire that crap at us. The guy I am sure houses enemies of the west and probably helps them out. He is the enemy. Ya gotta show em who is boss. (I have no proof ~ I have no Proof ~ just me rambling ) Do we attack? Tough decision I am glad I do not have to make. We need to decide if it is in our best interest to do something now before we are eating scud missles for breakfast or maybe if we lay off he will too? What do you do? I do not condone war and it is too easy to say F*ck em and kill em. But diplomacy usaully skates around the issues and things take too long to get resolved..... I will support my country whatever it does. Wouldn't it be cool if he just croaked of a heart attack or something. That would be cool.........

I will cruise down Friday night and come back up sometime Monday or Tuesday. So expect me there Saturday and Sunday. I will do the following: Naked otter jumps RW ways Hybrids Freefly And if there is enough interest maybe a side flying camp Show my boobs (actually I think they are posted on the forums already somewhere) Drink till the cows come home AND DO SOME CREW DAWG SHIZNAT!! Should be fun

I will be there. Beware!!!

Sebazz is humble Don't give a fly'n hoot about Titles & numbers So sidefly crazies Go freefly and belly fly Keep fun in the skies I so like Haiku Much more than the normal poo I mostly go through Haiku wizardry I am dealing upon thee I want to say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Damn not bad for my first day

My work is on fire Don't need no water let it burn mutha f*cka And thus my haiku Is done for today because My head hurts real bad

I need to eat lunch I will be back to attack This fun haiku bunch ~ I am so tired too much stress being mired My job undesired ~ All skydiving girls No matter what they're age is Are fine in my book

I want a mama To spank my bootie also Lend me Skymama

Haiku is the shit To bad it won't pay the bills So I could hit it ~ I want to be rich I would fly you all here now Nip that diving itch ~ I like all boobies Big boobies little boobies Just gimme boobies

New post whore in town So much so it would make Clay Relinquish the crown I like this so much I might have a worse crutch now than my post whoring

I will owe some beer For this is my first Haiku Gosh now I feel queer

Or just a Tandem whore, meat hauling, carny ride..... Did you see that guy respond to the post saying skydiving was not a sport? I like JFields cool level response. I do not know if I could my cool like that.

1594/3 =

Holy sh#t ROTFLMFAO I will willingly admit that I was aware of the acquisition rules from some episode a while ago but he refrenced an actual list.........hahahahaha...LMAO...

Not sure what to make of this? Pussy Whipped? Ya know it sounds kinda cool actually I'll agree I think the best skydivin women go all three ways up, down, all a round(side fliers preferred the most)

Uh yeah they are real nice but since Tom was one of their instructors you all probably need to re-train them on how to jump outa a plane correctly

On the way to altitude in Lost Prairie in the AZ otter jammin away to the tunes. I'd say there was some singing on the way to altitude. And Mad Johns groups really know how to sing Just listen to the "Cock Choir"... or "Crack Choir" There be singin in the sky and on the ground.

Can't think of one itty bitty thing wrong with a "chick" that belly flies. Not one single thing. Not one iota. Not even a little puff of a bad thing. Nope they all rawk the partay!!!

Gimme a couple of beers and maybe I'll jump it. You know the preverbial "canopy goggles"

When I ask people to pull my finger I often get the finger If someone starts to sing I will always try my best to sing along...

I have a couple of days off. Perris is not too far. Hmmmmm. Decisions decisions

My condlences ~Cheers~ To Adam...

I am kinda into side flyin these days. Not to many people to jump with yet but you'll see. It'll be the next "BIG" thang........ It is important to always spot the side slyer right over the top of the DZ. Yeah and don't mess with side flyers, they are crazy crazy..........

Steve you lucky dog you After flying out to LP and back and pretty much being glued to the scenery of Montana I can picture your adventure and almost taste the the fresh fish, and smell the mountain air. Good clean air, family and friends, fresh food ~ Is there a better drug?

Besides little scrapes, scratches, sore back and muscles I have only two injuries worth mentioning. I broke my toe once on a tube jump. I have no idea how it happened just that it did. While swooping the spectator area in Monterey I clipped one of the flag poles with the left side of my canopy and instead of continuing to fly the canopy as it made a left turn I tried to get down as I saw the shuttle van coming fast. I thought I could get down low enough to go under the van anyway. But the five gallon buckets of cement holding the posts for the spectator area stopped me before I could get to the van. My ankle was pretty swollen. And it took several people to convince me that is was broke. I was swearing on my soul it was just a bad sprain. Well the x-ray prooved me wrong. No rods or pins or anything. Just a boot and no jumping for six weeks I got lucky that that was all that happened though......

Who we gonna call Texas Mike? Come back soon for a re-match TEXAS vs. Cali drinking competition........ ~Cheers dude~ And slight disclaimer here. POP is totally joking. California sucks! Do not come here. Repeat DO NOT COME HERE...........