Sebazz1
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From getting to know about you on the forums I would imageine you'll be a way above average coach. Congrats Dave!!
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Replace your divits...
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There have been some interesting replies to this thread. I don't care to respend to any of them...
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Yeah um those uppers where screaming... Not to mention It was too cold to really stick my head out the door for too long BTW the new quote on the white board in the packing room reads " You aint seen a bad spot ~ till Seb spots the load" A most epic game it twas too... We played till sunset btw. Started getting a little dirty towards the end I only did two jumps all weekend but I still had a great weekend none the less. After the winter we have had I can't really complain about getting weathered out for one i don't like being cold
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Yes we have no bananas today!
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At least you can drink beer right? Look on the bright side!
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"Horton Hatches The Egg" by Dr. Suess...
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I met a guy one time. He had started skydiving and riding a bike long long ago. Well he met this woman. And before they started dating he took her to his garage at home and said... " see that bike parked there? see that rig hanging on the wall? These where her long before you and the;ll be here long after you!! " Not that I agree with his tact but... It's your call. I like the word "compromise" personally
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Monkeys... hehe hehe... I like monkeys. Except for smelly ass monkeys! Edited to say: DRUNK smelly ass monkeys
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Bummer.... May I suggest lieing? You're not going skydiving, you're going shopping for a special present for your S.O.... Everything will be fixed after that!!!
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Is all good bra... I think I'll start to BTFU right about now
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Oh shit you're gonna sick crazed winged poo flinging monkeys on me...
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Are you going to ban me if I take one of your harem, er I mean moderators out on a date? How jealous do you get? Enough to ban me? Man I'm thinking this bid for a date thing was bad idea... Running for fear of hot red pokers and lions balls.....
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I win skymama!! Woo Hoo, Yee Haw, Yeah baby You all are loooosers!!!!
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That my friend just made my day. Thank you
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Fo Fi fi fo fum I smell the blood of a bum A skydiving bum I feel so silly I get to leave work early Cause I am a bum
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I am afraid to touch my pee pee. My dead relatives might see me.
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That believe it or not sounds like it's gonna be a blast bro!! Don't forget to teach them the fine arts of charging the mound, kicking dirt on the ump, grabbin their nutz, and spittin spit. Have fun! Oh yeah if another kid hits your kids at the plate with a pitch, don't attack the kid... Take it out on the kids father
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Suckin on a brew Just singin koo koo kachooo Now how about you...
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Yeah whatever!
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Na na na naaaaa... Na na na naaaaa... Heeey heeey goo oood byyyyee
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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'huuuu'... And I'm like, Whatever!
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I am the walrus... Happy Friday!!! And a most delicious weekend it will be!!! Drink beer, get laid, jump out of airplanes, kill a kitty, blah blah, hug a tree, etc etc... Cheers!! Now do the hokey pokey and swing it all around, cause that's what it's all about!!
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Much more fun to do downwind landings in my wheelchair than with my walker...
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Daughter has a pierced tongue....Where did I go wrong?
Sebazz1 replied to steve1's topic in The Bonfire
Steve I have been lead to believe that women who pierce their toungues, do so because they are waiting for mairage before having sex. Yes yes it is very common. In fact it also indicates a womans desire to work hard, study hard, never drink, stay healthy, have children, marry good men their father approves of, etc, etc... So in all reality you should be quite happy your daughter pierced her tongue!! Yeah dude I fully read this in a magazine somewhere. So relax!