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Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, naked and going at it...
kingbunky replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
is that the one the thae wachowskis (sp?) did before matrix? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
aff instructors would be able to tell you for sure, but i understand that they can wear lead, wear slippery suits and/or adjust their body position to fall with almost anybody. if you can find gear that fits, they should be able to stay with you. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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right here. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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so, is that the first time you've been quoted in skydiving? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i'm pretty sure the cspa requires a coach-2 to witness the maneuver series, either in air, on video, or from the ground, but it does have to be witnessed. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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[polite golf clap] bravo, nicely hijacked! good show! [/polite golf clap] "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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lips get tired... that kills me! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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scoop him out with a strainer spoon and drop him on a towel. wrap him up with the towel and take him outside somewhere. i'm willing to bet that a greased mouse (contrary to popular opinion) can't run very far or fast. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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can i be the 'first minister in charge of putting things on top of other things'? i didn't get a part in the dz movie, so maybe i can get a post in the new ruling class where i can make a difference... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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sooo, what was the correct question and answer? (i'm assuming this is the spectre/matrix contest?) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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'landing site'? that's a bit optomistic! sorry about your loss, but now you can build a new one. you wanted to anyway, right? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i just saw this thread and was thinking... where the f&ck is dave? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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asshat, i like that one! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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when i was trucking, i would listen to him if i was in the ny or philly area in the morning. in the evening,it was the grease man. is he still around? edited because either i can't spell, can't type, or both. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i'm off the the dz, so for everyone at work today... ppppppphhhhhhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know, all you 'mericans get the day off friday. at least you get a long weekend out of the deal, we get tuesday. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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okay, i was planning on having two anyway. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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the voices in my head. they're telling me to go sit on the couch and have a beer. better than this afternoon when they were telling me to take an axe to a certain server. ya, you, you know who you are... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do? Signed Clueless Dear Clueless: Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i have autologon enabled and a shortcut that takes me directly to talk-back! then i usually scan through general skydiving, safety and training, gear and rigging and then incidents. sometimes i'll drop into the women's forum, then i mark all as read. i usually check the classifieds once a day, the front page of the site about once a week. as a new jumper, i find that gives me what i need/want, although i will soon be reading the rw forum as well. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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Important Info. for Tourists in Canada - These questions about Canada were [my addition]supposedly[/my addition]posted on an International Tourism Website. 1. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. 3. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. . . 4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So its true what they say about Swedes. 5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one. 6. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? 7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. 8. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. 9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. 10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is....... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. 11. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink. 12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. 13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Canada? (UK) A: You are an American politician, right? 14. Q: Can you tell me the regions on British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. 15. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA) A: Only at Thanksgiving. 17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal. 18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Canada who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) A: All Canadian rattle snakes are perfectly harmless, and can be safely handled and make good pets. 19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. 21. Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA) A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. 22. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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we have an otter coming to moncton in two weeks! woohoo! can't wait... it'll be a nice change from a 182 for us as well!. as a bonus, if we cna get 15 people linked up, we'll have the atlantic canadian record. i know, i know, all y'all do 20 ways for a warm up before you get serious, but it's new to us. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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try to get on the plane with your rig on, and scream loudly at the stewardess flight attendant "for the love of allah, i must sit by the emergency exit!". should be good for loads of laughs. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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but, what about your three-hole punch? don't tell me they took it away! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i like the dilbbert cartoon wherre he's trying to expalin the concept of a cube to his mother. it goes something like this: dilbert: imagine the most beautiful, peaceful place on earth. now imagine you can never go there because you work in a box. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i am a fucking hot sex god who loves to shrink hooters? blasphemy! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001