kingbunky

goes to support my argument that there should be drivers' re-examinations every 4 or 5 years. and the examinations should be more than the rubber stamp they are these days. imagine the carnage that could be prevented if driving was actually a privelege and not a right as it stands today. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

san fran has that reputation, but i wonder which city actually has the highest per capita gay population? which state? which country? i think i'll go ask cecil adams. he knows stuff. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

san francisco city limits? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

you could always have a duct system under the seats in an otter and feed all the methane to a jet engine... free extra altitude! more altitude, more methane, more altitude, more methane.... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

maybe it's sort of like bits and bites... they pick all the stuff off the floor and mix it together. wucha get is wucha get. same with the gum. whatever's left over after they make the regular flavours gets dumped into a 'trident' bucket. why would they name gum after a pitchfork type thing anyway? did you know that gum used to be made from the sap of the chicle tree? see, chicklets make sense now don't they. now they use some artifical lates type stuff. does gum really stay in you stomach for like a bazillion years if you swallow it? i don't think it does, but parents used to tell us that. parents also told us not to make faces or they would get stuck that way. there should be an awful lot of funny looking people if that were true. why do parents make up silly stuff like that to tell their kids? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

fuck pete! sorry, denis leary bit... he's an angry man, but funny. remember when he did the nike ads with that guy that played in the nfl and pro baseball the same year? they say that michael jordan makes (made) more money endorsing nike every year than all the workers in malaysia that actually make the shoes. that's sad. i wonder how much he makes per shoe. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i think it is too... ever notice when you move, the little lights start blinking? i think it's just refocusing. do you ever get staring at your monitor and lose focus, and can't seem to get it back? no, neither do i. very often. i chew gum quite often though. want some? it's spearmint. spearmint is the best. why is mint considered a fresh scent? what if beer was considerd fresh smelling? skydivers would be renowned for their hygiene. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

why do they call mu-mu's that? is it because people that wear them are so big they look like cows, and it was shorter than moo-moo? last week i was driving down the road and saw this woman on the sidewalk coming towards me. she was a 'generously proportioned' woman from the waist up. she had a bag of groceries in each hand. she had a small dog in a snuggli™ type baby carrier strapped to her chest. due to her size, the dog was more or less sitting on top of her breasts. her ass was another matter altogether. in order for this particular ass to be in proportion to the rest of her, she would have to be roughly 19.6 feet tall. i mean, this was a w - i - d - e ass. she was wearing a skirt that came roughly down to mid thigh, but it was split up both sides almost to her waist. i don't think this was by design. i think it was stress relief. i was ... mesmerized by this sight to the point where i had to follow her in my rear view mirror as i passed. i noticed that the woman in the car behind me was similarly afflicted. i almost ran into someone who stopped in front of me. the woman behind me almost ran into me. i looked back in my mirror as this was happening. i guess she could tell by the position of my head that i was looking back at her. i shook my head. she burst out laughing. laughing is good. it means you're breathing. breathing is good. it means you're alive. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i think the superfluous 'n' is like the r's that disappear form wordslike 'car' and 'yard' in the new england area, and make their way to texas and show up in words like 'warsh (wash)' the big question is who's missing n's? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

elephants are the only animal that can't jump. not that you'd want them to. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which he carried cross his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what was perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house." Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them. To all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

dunno if this is what you were looking for, but it is a locator thingie... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

...wasn't that 'raising arizona' with nic cage and that chick from that other movie and john goodman? john goodman made a good fred flintstone, but the movie sucked anyway. i blame rosie o'donnel. i probably spelled her name wrong. i want a big whistle to blow at quitting time, then i want to jump out the window and slide down a dinosaur and land right in my car. that would be cool. my car sucks. well, one of them does. the one i drive. my wife drives the good one. i only had one key to my car, then i lost it. the dealer said i had to pull the lock cylinder out of the passenger side door to get a code. i did that, then broke the door handle mounting mechanism. had to bolt it back on with carriage bolts. all of this took about three hours and two trips to the toyota dealer. the next day, my wife found the key that was 'lost' what's up with australia? kangaroos? koala bears? i think marsupials are funny. who was the guy who picked the first kiwi and decided to eat it? brown and fuzzy outside, bright green inside... don't tell me there weren't some funky genetic manipulation experiments going on there at some point in the past. you know what's a funny word? spooky. say it a few times. it'll get to you. i'm going on vacation, starting this weekend. chicago, vegas, pocono, milwaukee and northern ontario. anyone going to be around? i think i'll go back to work. or pretending to work. that's what usually happens. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

hmmm, odd that there are so many similarities with potential hobbies here! i'd also like to learn welding (will probably take a class at community college next winter), drums (might try a lesson or two to see if i have an apptitude) cabinet making (already finished a couple of small projects, not bad work considering the time and tools i had). "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

is that the matrix ping pong one? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

send it on over to bunkyATskydivemonctonDOTcom too please! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

geez, does anyone else have a hard time reconciling this hottie with 'samantha' on 'who's the boss'? *sniff, sniff* they grow up so fast... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i dunno what's going on... everyone talking about guns and cars, dove drops in with her bag of vibrators and nobody says anything. this is a sad day indeed.. and i thought this was a skydiving forum! bring on the titties and beer! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

gotta love the dove!

7:30? geez, i'm at my desk by 7:30! and we're a couple of hours earlier than you as it is! of course, i have no life either. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

how you doin'? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

doh! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

(my apologies if it's already been posted) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

having made my beer jump(s) from a twin otter this weekend, i must concur. otter's rock! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

:6:lots had a BLAST with the otter in moncton. i love this plane! the first beer owed was for the first jump out of something other than a cessna. 2nd load, first off dz landing. funky winds, still trying to get the spot dialled in, big student canopy all contributed. 3rd load, first time wrapping the altimeter (over 12k, first loads were 11k due to low ceiling). last jump, first time getting extra altitude from a flash. ... and the flasher wasn't even jumping, she rode right seat just to help us get to 15k! then she flashed the plane load because she's a good sport! we also managed to break the atlantic canadian big-way record, it stands at 20 now. i know, all you guys do 20 ways before breakfast. it's not a lack of talent, it's a lack of aircraft. this was the first time an otter has flown jumpers in the maritimes. lots of stories, lots of laughs, lots of jumping and good times. even though the plane sat on the ground most of friday and all of saturday due to weather. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001