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you just haven't heard an eastern canadian accent yet!! [grin] "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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good afternnon ma'am, could i see your license, registration, proof of insurance and breasts please. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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ah, so it's a role playing/fantasy thing is it? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i remember when i was 8 or 9, there was a park near my house with a huge hill. we used to build a big ramp of snow in the winter, then ride our toboggans over it and go for distance. there was a steeper section that had been covered in brush, but the city cleared out the brush leaving stumps about an inch or so in diameter sticking up. i hit one with my aluminum toboggan and remember watching as a stump cut through the front of it and kept coming towards me while i simultaneously got launched off of it. landed on my back, then got run over by the toboggan. great fun! in the summer we would ride our 'radio flyer' type wagons down the same hill. no brakes, limited steering, all speed, no control. gotta love it! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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my last two years of high school i lived in the sticks, 7 miles to town. we did have a school bus, but if you acted up, you got thrown off and walked it. no recourse. and the bus driver i had was the same one my father had, so he had had his fill of snot nosed kids by the time i came along and didn't put up with much. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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whu - fo you jump outa da airplanes? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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geez, what kind of plane are you jumping? must be big if there's people in it you aren't aware of! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i like the second one, kinda sums up skydiving... round canopies, square canopies, clear blue skies, and a cold beer!
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a guy walks into the emergency room, tells the doc he cut off all his fingers in a sawmill accident. the doc says "that's terrible, give me the fingers and i'll see if i can sew them back on". guy says, "don't have 'em". doc says "why not? we have all these great microsurgery techniques and we've had great success in re-attaching severed digits!" guy says "sorry, don't have'em" doc says "why?" guy says "how the hell was i supposed to pick them up!!!" [rimshot] thanks, i'll be here all week, try the veal! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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probably safer just to photo shop it! any takers? dave, you busy this morning? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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My gift to y'all who are working today...boobies!!!
kingbunky replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
passes out the pitchforks... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
Warning! Unairworthy CYPRES Pictured On eBay (Again)
kingbunky replied to slotperfect's topic in The Bonfire
i remember back in high school, the auto shop got a brand new station wagon that had been damaged (slightly) in a train wreck. it was nice to have a whole car to work on. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
going by their location, fake. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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love the movies! have all five on dvd, but my favourite is from mallrats: (brodie) One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. nothing to do with the overall plot, but just typical of the dialogue in all the movies. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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$3????? they're around $9 here, but thats $CDN, so it's about the same. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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read this i am a semi-reformed smoker and accept responsibility for whatever happens to me as a result. but this chick got a $28,000,000,000 dollar award because she now has cancer after smoking for 47 years. damn this stuff pee's me off! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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waves to the mob to direct them at rhino before they make the trek to find klippe... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i hit one with a freightliner before. broke off the headlights (old style hood) and bent the bumper back about an inch. of course, freightliners are a little tougher than dodges. bumped into a moose one time too. big cow, running straight downt he highway in front of me. i dropped anchor and just bumped her in the butt. she was big enough that she turned an looked at me over the hood, which is about 6 1/2 feet off the ground. wouldn't want to hit her at speed. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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doesn't say much for the stuctural integrity of the durango... unless he hit something else in addition to the deer. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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grabs a torch from clay and checks his ammo supply... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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yeah, got pics? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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funny story... apparently, in order to qualify as a thong, it must cover less than 1/3 of the buttock, any more is legal. in addition, a woman's top must cover 1/4 of her breasts. i dunno about you guys, but i'm grabbin' a measuring tape and heading down to volunteer myself as a compliance officer. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i've got one of those! he's the same one that sleeps flat on his back. also, one of my ferrets won't drink out of the dog's dish, she'll either dip a paw in and and drag it up the side if the dish and then lick it off the side, or brace herself against the wall and push the dish to slop water all over the floor, then lick it up. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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it's the hats that kill me... the higher in the church, the bigger the hat. god must have a huge freaking hat! (j/k)