DFWAJG

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  1. Eat plants. They are good for you! Avoid meat. It causes cardiac disease.
  2. My current work partner roomed one semester in college with Dick Butkis. Dr. S is bookish guy that got teased frequently. While studying one night, his neighbors wedged him in his dorm room. No one could open the door from either inside or outside. It pissed off Dick, who proceeded to kicked the door off the hinges with one kick. No one ever bothered Dr. S after that.
  3. Jerry Seinfeld's best friend inspired me to become a psychiatrist. One night, I was talking to a patient in his office and noticed a picture of Jerry, Shoshona, Cliff and Cliff's partner. I was distracted by the photo the entire interview. Finally at the end, I said to the patient and her family, "I think that's Jerry Seinfeld." We all looked and agreed that it did look like Jerry. Turns out Jerry and Cliff have been best buds since grade school and grew up together in New York.
  4. That's classic! When I would ask for sex, my ex-husband would say, "I was horny an hour ago. You missed your window of opportunity." I think the man is gay.
  5. So I stayed home from work today. I got on line to look up Parachute Centers address. Just a quick peek in the forums, I thought. 2 friends on line. hmmmm. I bet they're DeeDee and BillyVance. Yup, I was right!
  6. DeNiro has a place in Gardiner, NY, near The RAnch.
  7. 260, with one ride. Rubber Robbie packed me a bag lock, which then opened into a line-over. I had to remove all my info because of the erotmanic stalker that came back. So there
  8. I need to practice my Keigles.
  9. Yes, I do. Unless you go shopping in the middle of a trailer park? Reversing that analogy, does that mean you view yourself as being mentally disabled? Did you ever know a child who repeatedly acted out knowing their behavior would end in punishment? They did this because negative attention was preferable to no attention at all. http://www.coping.org/lowesteem/actout.htm Is that why your posts are always so negative? You like the attention.
  10. You should learn to pack more carefully.
  11. A tent. I just peed myself. You can't even afford Jerms bus. You might be able to find a uhaul to renovate into a mobile home and park it at the dz. I know some people who have done that.
  12. Jerm from the Ranch has a school bus available. Lot's of jumpers live in school buses. It's not the short version either.
  13. I went to med-school with Elizabeth Shue's neighbor. And, my good friend from med-school went to high school with Calista Flockhart.
  14. DFWAJG

    Ball Buster

    Was watching my friend Jerm's vids and found this. Ouch!http://www.youtube.com/user/airbornejerm
  15. There are aircraft that run on E85 (85% alcohol) that can travel cross-country (USA). When I get through with reading "Alcohol Can Be a Gas" by David Blume, I'll tell you all about it.
  16. It's funny that you brought this up. I've jumped with "Nicole" and Voodoo a few times in the past few months. I was just looking at some of the same stuff out of curiosity. Melissa (her real name) and Voodoo are really great people. Very down to earth and a lot of fun at the dz.
  17. Get Nature's Miracle. It works great. Works well when pets are sprayed by skunks, too.
  18. I've got patients like that.
  19. You are so not in the ballpark.
  20. Perhaps this is what happens to previously banned people who return with new IP addresses. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2884960;search_string=%20canvas%20anchor;#2884960 I can't believe many of you hadn't figured it out a long time ago.
  21. I was so afraid this would happen. When everyone on the Ranch forum was joking(months's ago) about Maggot going in on a base jump, I just had this awful feeling that it would manifest itself in some way. Blue skies Maggot. I can't help but chuckle as I think about the video of you tasering Ralph the beast. You entertained so many of us Ranch Hands. Rest peacefully dear.
  22. Or this speaks troll. Your profile shows you have 1600 jumps and 7 years in the sport, and you don't know that demo's don't happen on the dropzone. Hmmmm. I smell a trouble maker here.
  23. Don't we all If you know who this person is, have you not taken it up with the relevent authorities (including Sangiro)? Well Squeak, I'm just as concerned for everyone else on here. As has been shown in the past, this person is very unstable. I just discovered it tonight and contacted Eric regarding it. I really haven't been on this site for a while for various reasons. But I am just as concerned about my dz family as I am about myself. I just hope you all don't get sucked into the whirlwind. Wel you said you have had issues with this person previously, that's why i asked if you have alerted the authorities? Have you kept copies of posts or communitcations that illustrate your concerns? three copies of each page.
  24. Don't we all If you know who this person is, have you not taken it up with the relevent authorities (including Sangiro)? Well Squeak, I'm just as concerned for everyone else on here. As has been shown in the past, this person is very unstable. I just discovered it tonight and contacted Eric regarding it. I really haven't been on this site for a while for various reasons. But I am just as concerned about my dz family as I am about myself. I just hope you all don't get sucked into the whirlwind.