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OK.. So I check into the Marriott Waterside Last night and the only room they had left available was an 800 Sq foot Suite. Plenty of Non-Smoking Rooms available. Sorry. I reserved a Smoking room. I guess I will just have to take the suite at the rate you quoted me. It is strange being in a Hotel room with a Formal Dining Room but The view from my balcony is great and the Jacuzzi is nice. Yep.. It going to be a Good Week!!

1-800-Skyride of Course!! Dont forget the Weather Insurance, Cancellation Insurance, Big Plane Fee, Extra Altitude Fee and Scalpel Rental Fee.

I remember someone posting something a While back about a Group of Guys Chartering a Boat for a Bachelor Party or something. The way I remember it was They Made the Victi.. I mean Groom to be, The Captain of the Boat for the Day. They even Had a FAKE Beard for him to wear. Lots of Pics of the Guy Driving the Boat Around in Captains Gear complete with fake Beard. At The End of the Day, The Guys let the Captain in on Where the "Hair" for the Beard came from. It seems his Buddies had all shaved their Balls and used the Hair to make the beard.

Cocheese, If that was an Over/Under Proposition... I will take the Under!

At the last Dead show I went to, A Buddy and I took two cases of SOAP and walked around handing little bars of soap out to those in need. Funny how many Hippies just didnt get it.

Did Someone say Strip Club?? Well I am not normally the type frequent such establishments.. But if you insist!! Thursday Night hangin with Jamie and J, Looks like I will be in Z-Hills Jumping all day Friday Dec-9 and then Heading to either Deland or Sebastian for Saturday and Sunday. Shaping up to be my kind of Business Trip!! Anyone Free Tueday (12/6) and/or Wednesday (12/7) for Dinner and/or Drinks??

Ever been to a Widespread Panic Concert?? Those Hippies are Dirty AND Smelly!! Any group of people that think going for Years without Washing your Hair so that it will Knot up in Mass Clumps is a Legitimate Hair style needs to reevaluate their Hygiene Habits. Also.. PLEASEEEEEE... IF you Already Stink.. Their is no Need to make matters worse by Dousing yourself with a Gallon of Patchouli. Either Stench is bad enough.. Combining the Two only make matters worse!! [/anti-Hippy Rant]

Hmmmmm.. Lets see 1000`s of Filthy Hippies that mistakenly believe that an overdose of Patchouli is an acceptable substitutes for deodorant all packed into a Small Arena with Poor ventilation. Ummmmm... Think I will Pass.

That was alot of Praying!! I was down to the Felt early on in that game. Nothing left but Stems and seeds. Forced to make some gambles and Power Plays with not much of a stack. I was down to about 380 in Chips at one point with the Blinds at 50/100. Even My DZO had lost faith in me and was saying that I was about to be Blinded out. Three Hands Later, I am Back in the Game. I triple Up when I get to Limp in with 5-6 Suited and the Flop hits 2,3,4. I shove it in and get two callers!! Back in the Saddle!! I finally get enough Chips to Play Poker. The Funniest Quote of the Night I think was when Boinky Accused me of Bullying the Table when I had the smallest Stack at the table. Bullying from the Short Stack!! Never tried that before. My Favorite Hand of the Night had to Taking my AA up against Swoops KK. Sorry about that Buddy but You knew I had it and called anyway!! The Final Table.. I may have actually been a Little guilty of a few Bully Moves there.. Play it down to Two Players Left. I Have a Healthy Stack when we finally get Heads Up. Looking good. The chip lead passes back and forth. Then Disaster Strikes. I have K-6 in the Big Blind. Call a Small Raise (2x BB) and catch a dream Flop. 6-6-J. I slow Play. Check. He bets 1200, I smooth call. (My Gut tells me he is playing a Weak Ace), The Turn Brings me the Card I am Hoping for. The Ace. I got him now. I check and he Moves. Bets out 2500. . Step into my parlor said the Spider to the Fly. Ding, Ding, Ding!! Got Him!! I Move All-in and He Calls... Here are the exact Odds for that Hand.. ks 6d vs ah 4d -- 6c 6s jd Flop 990 enumerated boards containing 6s 6c Jd cards - win - %win - lose - %lose - tie - %tie - EV Ks 6d - 984 - 99.39 - 0003 - 00.30 - 003 - 00.30 - 0.995 4d Ah - 003 - 00.30 - 0984 - 99.39 - 003 - 00.30 - 0.005 Basically that translates to I was a 99.3% Favorite to win that hand on the Flop. Now I must admit that on the Turn you did improve when tha Ace hit. ks 6d - ah 4d -- 6c 6s Jd As 44 enumerated boards containing 6s 6c Jd As cards - win - %win - lose - %lose - tie - %tie - EV Ks 6d - 042 - 095.45 - 0002 - 04.55 - 000 - 0.00 - 0.955 4d Ah - 002 - 004.55 - 0042 - 95.45 - 000 - 0.00 - 0.045 At the Time when all the Chips went in, I was only a 95.4% Favorite to win the Hand.. Right at a 20 to 1 Favorite. And then the unthinkable happens.. The 20 to 1 Long shot hits. The one and Only possible card that could save him hits the River. The Ace.. And I get to cry in my beer. Great Game. Cant wait till next week.

Delta is ready when you are!! Happy Birthday Girl!!

Fucking Runner Runner suck out. Hit his 2 outer after I got it all in with the best. Fun Game.

A Couple of us are Killing time at a $.25/$.50 (Limit) table untill the tourney Starts. Table: Benkoela Come Join in

Hey Tony.. You take that Fat Bastard Out and I will Pay!!

18 Now registered. We should have a few more by 9:00pm. The offer stands.. If I know you and you need your entry Fee, No need to set up Firepay or neteller. I can just transfer the money to your Account. PM Me if you want in.

West Coast Beer and Boobies Outing Coming in January!!

Cool. I hope it works out. Looking forward to hanging out with you guys again. (You mean Im not your Favorite J??, Can I atleast be second Favorite?)

You and Jamie would Be Great!! Which Night works best for you?? Tues, Wed or Thurs?? Kramer too!! Sounds like a Good Core group to get things started.

No.. Just Morally Corrupt. Right??

Jake??

[]Swwwoooooooonnnnnnn!!!![/] [Tear]I think I love you.[/Tear]

Bring a Bottle of Booze. That way if the games doesnt happen, you can open it up and pass it around. I think the game is on.

Yea well if you met Kramer, You would understand.. I cant beleieve that those ASC peep would come over and Claim thier Jumpers were easier than our Jumpers!! I had to lay some smack down and defend The Farm Chicks. Waaaay Easier than those ASC Chicks!!

Yea, Yea, Yea... Use me and Abuse me!! I think I might have to go start Jumping across the Street. I hear their SkyChicks are Easier!! I dont beleive them though!! I told them NO WAY!! Farm Chicks are the easiest Anywhere!

Well whats your weak ass excuse for not doing so??

Company Expence account too!! Hmmmm... Sales Meeting at Mons Venus!! Yea, That should work.