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fucknugget?? Turtlespeed?? Clint?? FuckTard?? French Canadian?? Ass Munch??

I loved the explanation that PepBoys gave me when they tried to sell it to me.. "The Nitrogen Molecules are Bigger so you are less likely to get a flat" I kept asking the guy if this was a Joke. What is scary is that I think the guys behind the counter actually start believing the Bullshit they are selling. Sad actually.

How YOU doing!!

Finally an Honest Woman... (I strongly suspect that somehow beer may be owed here!!) Seriously women.. If there are 3 Guys to choose from.. A. Has OK Personality, Reasonably intelligent but Hung like a Field Mouse.. B. Has OK Personality, Reasonably intelligent but is well hung. C. Is an Asshole Which one are you most likely to go out with?? (OK.. We all know that it is C but between A&B who would it be??)

1. Air Filter..- Probably does need to be done. Very easy to do it your self. Buy Air Filter. Take out old one, Put in new one. 2. Engine Oil Cleaner.. (Engine Flush??) - Sounds like typical Quickie Lube upsell. Very unlikely that this is actually needed unless your engine has run Hot or somehow you got some contaminates in your crankcase. 3.Fuel Injection Cleaning - There are many Fuel Additives that can be used that claim to clean your fuel injectors. (I doubt it is really needed though). Again it was probably just an upsell. 4. Differential Service - Check the Owners Manual. This should be part of your 60,000 mile service generally. 5. Power steering flush - Another upsell. I have restored cars from 1966, 1970, 1971 and 1974 that ALL still had the Fluid that came from the factory. Quickie Oil Changes Places are almost ALWAYS a scam. Their job is to SELL you as much as possible. They will tell tell you anything that you might believe. The techs and service people all work off commission. The whole 3000 mile oil change itself is a myth created by people that sell oil changes. Read your owners manual. Most vehicles recommend every 7500 miles. I used to love it when they would come out and tell me I needed to replace my K&N Air Filter. Did they offer to change your Muffler Bearings and Antifreeze Filter Too??

SHIT!! The only thing I had going for me... And now you girls say it doesnt count!!

Happy Birthday Girl!!

Since you are a pure, sweet and innocent angel that would never engage in such activities.... One can only Assume that that you answered with a FIRM Resounding NO!!!! Or even Better.. you could have responded with a Price list.

Unless your name is SkinnyShrek (AKA RiverCard Gerrard!!). Then the Flop will come 7-7-2 to Bust your Pocket Aces.

I did alot of Extra work in the Early 90`s. Met alot of "Celebs". A few that kinda stood out.. I was working on the set of "A Sons Promise". This cheesy Made for TV production with Rick Schroeder. This was the 5 or 6th production I had worked on and it was the first time any of the "Principals" went out of their way to come and socialize with the extras. (First thing we were told when we got on set was DO NOT refer to Mr. Schroeder as Ricky!! He HATES that.). We were shooting at this old Farm house and the Extras had a Room where they kept us till we were needed. Rick hung out with us as much whenever he could. Really nice guy. I worked on several different episodes of "in the Heat of the Night" including the pilot. Met Carol O’Conner many times. Always a nice guy who remember everyone’s name. First time I met him, He lectured me about Drugs for about 20 minutes. I thought it was strange at the time. Later found out it was because his son kept showing up on set High. Spent several weeks working on "Kalifornia" as an Extra and as David Duchovny’s Stand in. Duchovny was a total asshole at all times. Brad Pitt was nice as could be. First time I met Brad.. We had been shooting all night and the Director had changes the shot 3 times already. We had break in the shooting and I was sitting in Davids Chair. He came on set and blew a gasket and stormed off. Brad walks up to me and says "Man, That guy came be an ass." and starts apologizing for him. Talked to him several more times during the shoot. Laid back nice guy. Met lots of others but those were the ones that really stood out. Musically. I worked in Radio and got to interviews lots of Bands in the late 80`s and early 90`s. Ran into 3/4 of Metallica earlier this year at a strip club in San Francisco. Kirk Hammett asked me where he remembered me from. He claimed that he remembered me from a brief interview I did with them back in 1989.

Happy Birthday Girl.

Well the general Rule of Thumb I have noticed in this sport is that The Boys (They are the ones with the Outies) Like the Girls (They have the Innies). Although sometimes a certain small percentage of the Outies like other outies and even more often the Innies like Innies. In general, nothing else really matters. Boys Like Girls (Especially girls that let the outies get into the Innies). Sometimes the Girl even like the boys (They like outties in thier innies). Licenses, Ratings or anything thing will not change this. And I don’t think any of this is specific to just Skydiving!! This a Sport for Big Kids that should know these things by now.

Reminds me of an old Joke.. Two little brothers decide it`s time to learn to swear. The oldest says,"OK, you say ass and I`ll say hell." Excited about their plan, they go downstairs where their mother asks them what they want for breakfast. "Aw, hell." says the oldest,"gimme some Cheerios." His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him out of the room bawling and turns to the younger brother saying, "What`ll you have?" "I dunno," says the boy,"but you can bet your ass it ain`t gonna be Cheerios!"

And look at all the new Exits you can try with all those extra handles to grab onto. But Im worried about some of the new Docks this makes possible.

Spinal Tap.. The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband The deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes My girl's got 'em Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How can I leave this behind?

How far out of the way is Amsterdam??

Is that even possible??

I will be arriving on the USS PimpdaPrize tommorow morning. If end up saving the universe Galaxy on my way down.. I expect my just rewards when I get there!!

Fuckin Next Gen Loosers!! A real Captian bangs that hottie after saving the universe!!

or an inflatable bounce House.

Me too.. But we had this engineer named Scotty that could fix ANYTHING!! But couldnt understand a word he said.

We used to have one of those.. But always had problems aligning the Ultra-Lux on the Photon drive.. Then the BFG would disrupt the dilithuim crystals and everything would just go outa phase.

Mark.. Put a Jump on my account and I will post the link.

Nothing Hotter than a Girl in a Plaid Mini-Skirt Talking all GEEK!! I get chills just thinking about it!!

What about Lime Green Flavored Thongs??