Thanatos340

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  1. Not till friday morning.. Sleep is just a cheap caffine substitute!!
  2. liquid Bread!!!! That is what beer really is isnt it??
  3. Naaa.. Just good and Liquored Up. trust me, the more you drink, The more Likeable I am!!
  4. Whaaa, Whaaa, Whaaaa!! If you cant run with the big dogs, Keep your ass home under the Porch!! (Great.. My Flight just got delayed... No one have any fun till I get there please.)
  5. My flight is due into Atlanta at 9:30 tonight.. I should be at Neighbors by 10:00 or 10:30. Did someone say Claimont Lounge After Party??
  6. Nothing like maintaining tradition!! Someone had to get kicked out else we would have looked like we were slacking. He just needs to know that when you are having trouble sitting up straight.. Putting your hand on the girls ass that is Dancing for you is not the place to catch your balance.... It is much better to just fall face first into it!! OH.. Happy B-Day Ben!!
  7. Bigway and the Karnage Krew have really came through with prizes for the Pajama Party.. Here are the Details for the Karnage Krew - Roaming DZ Pajama Party!! Sunday Night at the Embassy of the United Drunken Nations!! Party Starts soon as Last load of the day takes off. Prizes to be given out that Night: 50% off Wings containers (options at retail ) 20% off Bird-Man impact tracking system 30% off any cookie composites product (camera helmet, lens etc..) 10% off any RMW jumpsuit Karnage Krew t-shirts Brent finley Cross sight 35% off Hiper-USA Canopy (Blade or Nitro) There will be much more.. Still waiting to find out exactly what will be coming from a couple other vendors. Sexiest Female PJ`s.. 1st Choice of all Prizes Sexiest Male.. 2nd Choice Most original Female.. 3rd Choice Most Original Male.. 4th Choice.. Wheel of Carnage: ($2 a Spin) Sake Bomb (4 Spaces) 2 Jello Shots (4 Spaces) Shot of Patron (Body shots if we have volunteers to help out) (2 Spaces) T-Shirt (One Space) Choice of % off coupons not ear marked for PJ contest. (One Space) Choice of any of above (One Space) Loose one article of clothing and spin again (every other Space on the wheel) We will have a lot more going on that night. This is just the beginning. Everyone come on out.
  8. It seems we are planning a little Party in this tent now.. See this post for details. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2324313#2324313
  9. The BIG Conformation!!! Bigway and the Karnage Krew have really came through with prizes.. Here are the Details for the Karnage Krew - Roaming DZ Pajama Party!! Sunday Night at the Embassy of the United Drunken Nations!! Party Starts soon as Last load of the day takes off. Prizes to be given out that Night: 50% off Wings containers (options at retail ) 20% off Bird-Man impact tracking system 30% off any cookie composites product (camera helmet, lens etc..) 10% off any RMW jumpsuit Karnage Krew t-shirts Brent finley Cross sight 35% off Hiper-USA Canopy (Blade or Nitro) There will be much more.. Still waiting to find out exactly what will be coming from a couple other vendors. Sexiest Female PJ`s.. 1st Choice of all Prizes Sexiest Male.. 2nd Choice Most original Female.. 3rd Choice Most Original Male.. 4th Choice.. Wheel of Carnage: ($2 a Spin) Sake Bomb (4 Spaces) 2 Jello Shots (4 Spaces) Shot of Patron (Body shots if we have volunteers to help out) (2 Spaces) T-Shirt (One Space) Choice of % off coupons not ear marked for PJ contest. (One Space) Choice of any of above (One Space) Loose one article of clothing and spin again (every other Space on the wheel) We will have a lot more going on that night. This is just the beginning. Everyone come on out.
  10. Awww... The great Circle of Life.. When you are Real Young.. No going to the potty on yourself makes you feel All grown up. You hit the Teen Years.. And actually getting Laid makes you feel all Grown Up.. You Hit Midlife... Making lots of Money makes you feel all grown up. You get into the 50`s and 60`s.. and Actually being able to get laid make you feel all grown up.. You get into the 80`s and 90`s.. Not going Potty on yourself makes you feel all grown up.
  11. I heard that Anchovies and whip cream work too.
  12. OK.. Being only able to see out of one eye.. I read that as "ephedrine" so I took 4 White Crosses to add to the 3 benadryl I already took.. I now have Baking Soda TOOTH paste smeated over my Swolen Eye. I couldnt find Apis Mellifica, So I just put in some Matallica in the CD player instead and cranked it up... The swelling isnt going down.. But Damn Im getting some house work done now!!
  13. I understand Bobbi. So you can go ahead and send now.
  14. Oh yea.. been poping bennies like Pez for the past 4 hours.. And an Ice pack on the eye. Hmmm.. Maybe I could come up with some wild Story about how I got kicked in the eye trying to save some baby seals or something and the gorgeous Blonde will fall instantly madly in lust with me... Think it will work?
  15. Its her world. We are just taking up space in it..
  16. OK.. So tomorrow I have to go out of town for work.. Have a Big presentation to make to a Potential New Client. Huge Contract.. 2 comma’s in the price tag. Supposed to be heading up to Close the deal. As a side Bonus to this trip.. I am Meeting this gorgeous Blonde for dinner tomorrow night.. So what happens today?? I’m outside working on m Van, Getting it ready for Rantoul.. And this fucking Yellow Jacket flys up out of nowhere and Stings me on my eye lid. Im only mildly allergic to bee stings.. Nothing but alot of cussing, swelling and the occasional muscle spasm.. That was 4 hours ago.. Now here I sit with my right eye swollen shut and the right side of my face numb. This should make a great First impression tomorrow!! I knew I should have gone jumping today. Staying home and doing stuff around the house is too dangerous!! Anyone got any great Bee Sting Cures?? (Yes, I already did the tobacco thing!! Didnt help.)
  17. If a woman wants to share Nude pics publicly, She will do so. If she sends them to you privately, Then they are just that.. PRIVATE. Under no circumstance should ANYONE ever post or share personal nude pics of someone else with out express permission to do so.
  18. I agree completely. But I think what his point is that he Cant even Jump with these people (Off AFF but not yet A Licensed) under the current rules with out a waiver from the S&TA. Wouldn’t him going and laying Base for someone be better and teach that new Jumper more than them just doing a Solo because they cant afford a Coach?? This sport is dying right now. The Numbers are dropping like crazy. The fact that once a student graduates AFF they still have to PAY a Coach if they want to jump with someone is a contributing factor I think (Yes, There are Lots of other reason, But this one isnt helping). The cost is already so high to get through AFF.. and then you get pay $50 to $80 a jump not including gear rental if you want to jump with someone else?? When I graduated AFF, There was Line of people including Airman1270 waiting to go make a jump with me. Now there is a Line of Coaches waiting to get Paid at many DZ`s. I just recently went though a very intensive 3 day course to get my coach rating. It was well worth it and I’m glad I got it, But I do hate to see people like John (Airman1270) who was there for me when I graduated AFF ready to take me up and make a jump with me with no expectation of anything other than giving back to the sport told they are not qualified to do that anymore. I got my rating specifically so I could go make a Jump with resent AFF grads at no cost because when I graduated, There were people there to do that for me.. Yes I learned a lot in the course about how to present the information and what and how things should be taught.. But the old-timers still have a lot to offer. Just because they didn’t drop $175 for a course and $20 more for the rating (And don’t forget those evaluation jumps where you are paying your slot and your evaluator slot.. so add another $100 to the cost of getting the rating) doesn’t mean they should not be able go out do drill dives or lay base and turn a few points with newbies especially when the alternative is for the newbie to be out doing solo`s cause no one is RATED to jump with them or they cant quite afford a Coach. Just my worthless opinion.
  19. Jeans Ass Shake is more the Latino Shimmy.. This Ass Shake is more like the Bouncing Butt Cheeks Clapping... Not sure if either of you have enough Junk in the Trunk to pull it off... But I am certian there would be Line to watch you guys try.
  20. OOOooooooch!!! My Head!! Both of them!! Great turn out last night... I lost the over/under bet by 5 minutes. Astanga got bounced at 11:35 pm. I’m still trying to wash the images of Hisgoofyness Topless on stage out of my mind.. No matter how many Boobies that were in my face all night, I kept flashing back to that horrible sight. Someone make it stop.. Please!! Teamjenn01 and Jessie.. Wow!! Those girls went BIG.. By the third of Fourth Shooter Girl, The rock star was Choosing her lap dances very wisely. "I want her and her and her"!! The rest of us made it till about 1:00am and managed to stumble out only to have the really hardcore group go back try to shut the place down.. (In retrospect, The second trip may not have in my best interest.. Ooouch!!) We tried to make a few DD`s from the club but you Biatches would answer your Phones!! We did decide that the next big Atlanta Boogie, We are hiring one of the Dancers to come out and teach all the Female Jumpers how to do that Bootie shake thing!!
  21. Yea.. But not bigger than all of us. She is on the Protected List. (Although I feel very confident she can handle herself just fine.. She has LOTS of big Brother types looking out for her.)
  22. Judging by the Flames and Smoke still emanating from my ass.. I would highly advise against such an endeavor. She is small but Fiesty!!
  23. I now see that.. Cold, I tell you. That girl is Cold. Shoot a Man down like that in front of EVERYONE.. No love at all. Pardon me.. I will be over here scraping up what is left of my ego and hinding in the corner for a while.