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Ummmm.. Isnt that how you broke it to begin with??

I scared. Very Scared. I never seem to budget enough for extra Hotel rooms whenever we go somewhere!!

Yea. You are right.. I took it again.. This time it said: 1974 Dodge Dart. Old, Brokedown, Low power, Poor Handling but still running. Or was it Delorean: Cool back in the 80`s but not so much since then.

You are a Ferrari 360 Modena! You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Her Rover took over And she got a bone of her own. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' whore. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Large Honey!! Definately Large!! Oh Wait .. Tee Shirt.... OH yea.. Large there too. Sorry Too much time in those other threads today!!

We are easily confused.. Sometimes we have heard "You ARE a Big Dick" so many times that we start to hear it as "You HAVE a Big Dick!!"

Good idea. I doubt you could handle a Saturday Night at the Farm yet. Best to start small and work your way up.

Some Farm Regulars will be at Thomaston on Saturday to support Hippy and Kitty doing their 30 Jumps on their 30th Birthday. I will be at the Farm on Friday evening till Sat Morning and then back at the Farm all day Sunday. I hear that Fat Smelly Brit (Skinnyshrek) will be there as well all weekend. Not sure who else but there will be a good Crowd at the Farm all weekend.

Didnt you do that last year.. And then they sent you back.

Yes dear.

J.. I have done some that lasted forever on T-Shirts that I wore alot.. Others lasted about 10 washes and started to Peel and fade a little. I will look into the higher quality transfers. The key is to keep them Small.. When I have done small ones they lasy MUCH longer than big ones. This is one reason I suggest makeing it an option. People that want them can get them, People that dont can still get a T-Shirt.

Great!! Sounds Like we can make this happen. Costs for the Iron on should be less than $2.00 to $3.00. Any overage would goto the skyfest scholarship fund. Design the T-Shirt so that it will look good with or without the Iron on. (Maybe put the Iron on on the sleeve instead of the Chest.. or it could be up to each jumper where they want it.) I will need a complete list of everyone that wants one atleast 1 week before Skyfest so I can get them printed. (Need to print them in sheet of probably about 12 to be cost effective. I will print in advance and they can be picked up and applied at skyfest.)

I have some Tshirt Transfers.. Basically Print anything and Iron it on. I could print out Name and Avatar in advance for anyone that told me before hand. Then they can just Iron it on at Skyfest. Would look much better than Writing on the shirt. Just leave a Place on the Shirt for 3" Square Iron on.

After all your Bitching, Moaning, Whining and Complaining about something that you have never even experienced... I dont think it will be possible for anyone to meet your expectations. If you feel so screwed and you havent even been yet... DONT GO!! FACT: The convention is not what it used to be. If this bothers you to the point where you think you are going to get your moneys worth.. Stay Home or Go elsewhere. Over here we have a saying: You pay your Money, You take your Chances. Show up with a Good attitude, YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME. Show up with a Chip on your shoulder.. You will NOT... It is that simple. And if Fuel prices Spike up again.. Jump tickets go up.. Fact of Life that neither Aircraft operators, WFFC and/or Jumpers can do anything about. Deal with it but quit whining about it. No one here or anywhere else is going to operate at a loss just because YOU spent $1,300 to get here. How much it cost you to get here is not their problem. Basically: Suck it up Cupcake!! Either come with a Good Attitude or Dont come. No matter what, there will 500 to 1000 skydivers there having a great time anyway.

You were just over dressed!!

Does that really matter?? He makes some excellent points. If the WFFC Staff and Management really want to make some changes for the better.. Maybe they should Listen to some of these complaints. I think we all want to see the Convention grow and return to its former Glory. Many of us are willing to help in whatever way we can.. But it would be nice to see some acknowledgement that there ARE problems (Step One) and a clear plan for addressing those problems.

Aint no fun tossing a Hotdog down a Hallway no matter how big the Hot Dog is. If I got to swing it side to side to know Im in there.. Forget it. Just look at her say umm have you ever heard of Kagels?? You might want to look into it. Signs She may be a little too Loose: You start to go down and you hear the ocean.. Kinda Like a sea shell when ever you get close. Her Vibrator has a Kick Start. Her dildo is the size of a Pringles can. You pull your penis out and discover it now has a wrist watch on it. You start and have to ask.. Am I in??

Funny how women are so sensitive about talk of their size.. (And believe me when I say they come in just as many sizes and shapes).. Yet they do have some control over how big/Loose things get. Men get what they got and that is that. Nothing short of surgical implants make any difference. Women can do Kagels, Use Ben Wa Balls and other exercises to maintain tightness and muscle control. If you have a Dildo/Vibrator the size of a Pringles can beside your bed... Well I got news for you.. He wasnt necessarily Small.. You might just be a little on the Loose side. As a Friend once put it... The Queen Mary was Big Boat... But when you drop in the in the middle of the ocean.. It just isnt so impressive anymore.

Yes, there is a perfect size. Half Dollar Size areolas with 1/4 inch long nipples on nice firm D Cups.... Perfect. A little bigger or a little smaller is just fine. Depends on the size of the Boobies they are on. Everything should be in proportion. Pancake Size areolas with 3/4inch long nipples on A Cups... Not so much!

Funny... I always thought it was the other way around. Brains will get you in. Size (and skill) can keep you there.

So that is why she is not into me!! Note to self.. Lay off the sit-ups and double the Beer intake!!

I checked Pacer last night to see if anything new was happening in either Lawsuit (Arizona Skydiving VS Skyride or Skyride/ASC vs USPA).. A Hearing is Scheduled in the Arizona vs Skyride Suit in Mid-July. I believe that this hearing is to hear oral arguments in both sides Motions to Dismiss (Skyride Filed Motion to Dismiss the Claims made by Arizona and Arizona filed Motion to dismiss Counter Claims made by Skyride.) Nothing new at all posted on the docket for the Skyride vs USPA lawsuit. Disclaimer.. I am not a Lawyer. Just a Layman who has access to Pacer and the above is my Non-professional, Uneducated interpretation of the Docket for the two cases.

If they were driving a Vehicle that didn’t have a ridiculously high center of Gravity and that had Tires suited to that vehicle.. It might not have happened. Scams... 3000 mile oil changes (Absolutely a waste of money and natural resources. Read your owners manual and go by thier guidelines (Usually every 5000 to 7500 miles) Changing Power Steering Fluid. Its Hydraulic Fluid, Unless the fluid has been contaminated or Over Heated.. There is no good reason to ever change it. Nitrogen in Tires - Just another way for people selling tires to make money. No real benefit to the average driver.

Lets see.. Skyfest and Rantoul.. Hmmmmmm... Sorry.. Not even remotely possible!!