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    Hold on.. I speak some Redneck.. (If you ever meet Greg personally.. Dont hesitate to grab me or another Translator to assist with the conversation until you pick up enough redneck of your own to follow along).. What that translated to was: Yes. We (Being Skydive The Farm) will be Jumping (Implying from Airplanes) All day today, Tomorrow, the Next day and the two following days.
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    Not a Chance!! Skyfest would NEVER do something like that. Jump with Newbies??? Next you will be asking if someone would be willing to help you get your SCR. And Nice?? This crowd?? Never happen, They are all just Grumpy Skygods that go home soon as the jumping is done. Hey J.. Just got my Ticket.. Not coming in till early Friday Morning. Make sure noting fun happens till I get there!! Oh and are you getting those same beer Opener Girls you had last year?? They were nice and friendly untill Skinny and I ended up in the Beer Tub.
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    With a New and Improved Pine Fresh Scent too?? Looks Good (Not that I think you really care what I think anyway.. But BLAINE said it looked Fuckin Hot!!) Actually I may be following suit soon myself.
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    It looks simular to one I have seen somewhere before.
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    He was on Channel 5 News last night.. Someone knocked over a Doughnut Truck and he was the #1 suspect... Oh and they did a Story on Skyride/ASC scaming people. They interviewed Hans and Mike G.
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    Hippy my Nippy You is OLD!! Let me know if you need some Viagra or Cialis.. Andy and I now get Bulk discounts!!
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    Isnt it Treys turn to fly all you guys to the Farm??
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    No this forum is about Beer, Boobies and other useless stuff.. General Skydiving is about Skydiving. Hey I got a Plan for the together competition/Boogie that we discussed. We will go over it this weekend and see what you think.
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    Just this useless green paper.. here take all you want... Is there anything else I can do for you... Wait on you hand and foot... Kiss your ass... MMmmmm Poontang!! (Gonna get me some for sure now!!)
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    No way.. Random hot Chicks surf My Space all the time looking for guys because they are too hot and intimidating for most guys to ask out.. So they have to find guys on the Intraweb!! OK.. Seriously.. here is a little clue for you.. She is Female (Or claims to be anyway). Females have a Monopoly on "Poontang".. Most have discovered that Males (They are the one that dont have Poontang) really really like Poontang. Some have actually been known to use this to their advantage. (I know it is shocking and unbelievable.. but I assure you it is true). So basically.. If a Random Hot chick smiles at you and says hello.. Keep a close eye on your wallet!!
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    yea.. I cant beleive that he was on the TV like that bad mouthing our Friendly Neighbor DZ.!!
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    They just aired the story on skyride on the 6:00pm and 10:00pm news here. Gave them (Ben Butler) time as well to state thier opinions. Mike G and Hans Paulson were interviewed as well as two different people that were scammed by them. I think they could have found better example of the scams. One guy complaining because he was promised 60 seconds of freefall and only got 30. Another complaining about how they Charged her credit card twice and wouldnt refund the money. They brought up the Chris Martin Phone number theft and the fact they were booted from the USPA. Hopefully someone recorded it and can post it to Skydiving movies. The story could have been better and but it was a Nice Commercial for The Farm!!
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    Fuck That!! Pull Low, Hook it hard and sleep with your riggers wife!!
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    Send resume. Make sure to list Skills, Favorite Positions and salary requirements. Resumes with Picutes get reviewed much faster!! If all looks good I can arrange a personal interview in the Disco Boogie express this weekend.
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    Since when do we work together??
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    Here is a good place to look for Local Dropzones.. http://www.dropzone.com/dropzone/North_America/United_States/index.html Call each one in your area directly and talk to them about your options. Most people choose to do a Tandem for their first jump. If you want to go solo, Be prepared to pay a little more for training and the jump. Be careful when searching the web looking for local dropzones, There is a Company called Skyride that has 100`s of websites for Dropzones that dont really exist. Make sure that when you call somewhere you are speaking directly with the Dropzone. If they will not tell you EXACTLY where they are located without first getting a Credit Card from you then you may be talking to Skyride and Not the Dropzone. Not realistic at all.
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    So did you like her better as a Blonde or Redhead??
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    OHhhh.. ASS2 = Wicked Weasel.. I LOVE that company!! OK.. I wont be back for a while now.. If you need me I will be at http://wickedweasel.com/ for the next few hours..
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    Get to Atlanta.. We can get you the rest of the way there.
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    Did she just say "bud Light"?? Beauty, Intelligence, A GREAT Ass... and no taste.. Wait.. Sounds like my Dream Girl!!
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    Hey.. is that Chiquita?? Yea.. She has a Great Ass too.
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    I seem to recall contributing a shot of my skinny pasty white ass..
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    Alyssa - Thank you as always!! Very nice.. Chelle - Wow!! Im speachless. Squirrel - You are a Lucky man. But when it comes to "Best Female skydivers ASS ".. I got to throw mad props to The Potty Mouthed Midget.. Little Miss Giiiaaaaa!! That girl has a Fantastic Ass.
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    Some women have a Great Ass.. Other have a Nice Boobies.. Some are belssed with both. More important than either of those is her attitude and how she carries herself.
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    You make a post like this.. Yet, I see no attachement??? How could that be?