Thanatos340

Damn.. Busted.

There is only so much Robbie that anyone can put up with. Of course she has to go away... Alot!! YOU??? Got A Job?? WOW!! The trailer is full already this weekend, But Im sure we can find some place to stuff you after you pass out. Come on out to the Farm.

If you really have to ask that question... You deserve an evening with Bob Saget!! Hhmmmm.. Lets see.. Go to one of the biggest Boogies in the south east that is known for the biggest Skydiver party of the year.. or go watch a has been that never really was comedian... I think we should MAKE you go and sit through Saget for even considering it. It will be like its own punishment!!

I only wear those for Special occasions!!

Damn, you canadians are weird. It doesnt matter what color the Moose is Remi!! It is still sex... Sick.. But still Sex.

If the act is likely to and/or intended to bring at least one or both participant to orgasm, Its Sex.

Wanna new roommate??

Coffee has Caffeine.. The idea is that if you can keep the workers awake, They might actually get some work done. I have personally disproven this theory at my office by drinking an average of 6 cups of Coffee a day and still not get much done other than post whoring.

Bikini Breifs Baby!!! Gotta have that support.

Rule of Three!! When an SO tell you how many partners they have been with.. If Female.. Multiply by Three for correct answer. If Male.. Divide by Three for correct answer.

What about if you are just Flicking the bean but never dip the stick?? And what if you happen to be using your tounge to Flick the bean?? Is that still not sex?? If so, Any Hotties here want to NOT have sex with me??

Make sure to grab the Super Jumbo Size.. You are going to need it with him!! Happy Birthday Turtle.. Now get your ass to Atlanta.. We have much Havoc that must be wrecked.

Depends on the relationship. I actually encouraged several past girlfriends to keep a girlfriend on the side if it was a situation where I couldn’t be around much. It wasn’t an I wanted to join, watch or anything else. In those situations, I knew I wouldn’t be around as much as I would like to be and wouldn’t be as threatened or insecure about a GirlFriend even if they were sleeping together. The only thing I asked was don’t hide it from me. No matter what, If you feel that you must hide something from your SO.. Then at some level it is cheating. Also I think that if she is truly Bi (not just a girl that plays Bi for attention) there are needs beyond sex that she will only find fulfilled by another woman. It actually takes stress off the relationship.

Sleep is just a Cheap Caffine Substitute!!

Wow!! Dont get out much do you??

Absolutely!! As I am Not quite yet Supreme ruler of the Universe.... But dont worry, Im working on that and will correct that soon. Yep!! Soon as they elect me King, Im gonna fix everything!! In the mean time, It would be in everyones best interest to just do exactly as I say and everything will be all right!!

I personally beleive in the Two Week Rule. You have to wait atleast two weeks after you break up for every year you were dating. After that, They are fair game. Now for the reallllly tricky question.. Sleeping your best friends Ex.... But that would be an entirely different poll.

You mean like This One ?

Wow!! Another Spider Robinson fan here??

Wise choice. Nothing like Soaking in the Volcanic Hotsprings at the base of an Active Volcano that has a swim up bar sipping on an Imperial surrounded by Ticas. Life just doesnt get any better. Or getting lost in the Maze of Bars called the Pueblo in downtown San Jose. Every one of them Packed with Ticas, Nicas and Chicas running around pouring Tequila straight down your throat. And plenty of good old Fashion MOB (Well Cuban Mofia anyway) Owned and run casinos.

You know my Vote. Im looking into plane tickets right now. Lets go.

Well This one time When I lost my Cool.. (My Magic so to speak) I had jump a Motorcycle over 13 Garbage cans to get it back. I would have made it too if it wasnt for that Chicken stand!!

Hey.. After this weekend Hanging with Kitty and Kele and the other SDA Hotties of Friday night and then Saturday night at the Pimpin Party Palace filled with Farm Hotties... My Head is still a Little foggy this morning. It may take a couple days before I actually start properly identifying sarcasm again.

Ok.. Since this thread has totally got waaaaaay too serious for just some casual funny remarks (Not you I am referring to Doc) Im gonna break it down.. Bev said: I disagree. If it is your birthday, a small little token and/or acknowledgement should be expected in a normal happy healthy relationship. Men are not typically as into Gifts such as Flowers, Candy, Cards, Shiny Rocks or other such things.. However a BJ is very nice thing. Is it wrong for a Girl to expect Flowers on Valentines Day?? For a Guy a BJ on the Birthday is about the same thing. Again.. it his birthday. A nice romantic candle lit dinner is something you do for her Birth day. For a Guy a Steak and a BJ is our equivalent to a Walk on the beach, Candle lit dinner.!! Why is the burden on him?? its his birthday. Do you just expect oral sex at the flick of a switch just because it is your birthday? If he truly needs to make a special effort to make her feel special on His birthday.. He really should consider a lower maintenance model. And to the Doctor: QuoteBut again, I think your comment stands. Guys should reconsider choices on high maintenance types. (and BJ's on B-days would be reasonable) Im glad we agree.

Have you ever net wildcard451?? I have no doubt that he would be up to that task. And get away with it.