Thanatos340

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  1. Brings a whole new meaning to "This beer tastes like Ass!!". Use Budwiser... that way you will not be able to taste a differance!
  2. http://www.alta.com/ Alta and Snowbird are Side by Side.. (Snowbird allows those pesky Boarders) You can get one pass for both Resorts But Personally I usually just stay with Alta. Snowbird does have alot more Double Blacks if that is your thing but Alta has plenty of Challenging slopes as well. the Slopes at Alta have been perfectly groomed and the lightest Dryest Powder I have ever seen everytime I have been there. I love that mountain. Slopes are exactly 33 miles from the airport. Rent a Car, Find a Cheap place to stay just outside of SLC on the way to the slopes, Buy just the Alta Lift Ticket (About $50 a day) and have Fun.
  3. Ski or Board?? If Ski... Salt Lake definately!! Head up to Alta. Best Skiing in the world in my opinion.. And best part is they dont even allow Boarders on the slopes at all thus helping keep the slopes in better condition. Alta would meet all your requirements excpt for maybe Affordable place to stay.. If you are renting a Car, Just stay off mountian somewhere and dont worry about it.
  4. (Yep.. SC Bound, Never to be seen by me again as there are some places that are just too sleazy for even me to visit!) Absofuckinlootly!!! Empty the Clip and then throw the spent gun at the corpse for good measure. Someone trying to take me captive (Against my will) clearly tends to do me harm. This whole "Just try to wound them and/or disable them" is crap. Stop them and make sure that there is no way they can ever possibly do it again. Remove them from the gene pool completely and throughly as possible.
  5. Robbys nasty Farts will eventually fade away.. I Just hope it wasnt Robbie she left there. He never seems to fade away no matter how much sanitizer and air freshner you use.
  6. Dont worry.. If you wear a Hat, No one will notice.
  7. I have lots of Cool Beads to Give out. PM me the Proper Pics and I will send your beads.
  8. Water?? Fish Fuck in that stuff. Grosss!! Only way to make water drinkable is to properly sanitize it with alcohol!!
  9. Uhhhh... being that I have been slacking on the jello-shots for the past year.. I think I would be much more suited to be the official Spanker.. Kinda like the wallmart greeter only with a riding crop and paddle.
  10. One more time... How is this any different that the Echostar-Directv merger that the FCC blocked a couple years ago. All the exact same arguments for and against it and it was unanimously Blocked by the FCC for anti-Trust. Why do you think this will be different?
  11. If you are trying to tell me that the Bachelor party is Off, I hope the fleas of 100 camels infest your armpits, you turd knocker.
  12. Well That jello shot you are holding in that pics Looks Mighty Familiar.. And I happen to Know for a Fact that McBeth and Guppie were in charge of Distribution at that Boogie.. And them girls dont just give up the shots for nothin!! Thats all Im Saying!!
  13. Same argement that was made for the Sattellite TV merger a few years ago.. In fact in their case they claim the real competition was Cable not even each other. didnt work then. Quoted straight from the article linked.., "The merger would require regulatory approval as well as anti-trust scrutiny. Kevin Martin, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, reportedly said last month that a merger could not be approved under current FCC regulations." Sounds like this one has a ways to go before it really happens.
  14. I remember something about EchoStar (Dish Network)and Directv trying to Merge a few years ago and I think Anti-trust is what stopped them. How is this going to be different??
  15. And Bolas and Bubbles And Turtle and Swedecelt
  16. OK!!! ONE LAST TIME!!!! This Thread is about Turtle!!! Leave me out of it!!! I dont care who buys the turtle.. Just long as Someone does. I need a Good Bachelor Party and Marrying off turtle is how I am going to justify it!!
  17. If she is buying you... Well, It just wouldnt be right to keep it.
  18. certianly. I will ship it out tommorow.
  19. How many times do I have to tell you guys!! This thread is about Turtle!! Leave me and my incredibly Sexy Legs out of this!!! (Size 6 Bethany!! I am a perfect size 6 and I look best in Lavender!!) Now on to the Dowry?? Turtle is worth atleast Two Chickens and a Goat (We will have to keep Clay away from the Goat.. We Know that). I am not giving up my Boogie Wingman for one feather Less!! When can we expect patyment?
  20. Propose?? No proposal involved here. We are just selling him outright. Now you can buy him and make him your own personal Slave. Dont get a much more old fashion marrige that that! (Oh.. You still didnt answer the really important question... Can I be a Brides Maid or not?? I will even shave my legs for the dress)
  21. Hey... This thread is about turtle!!.. So when are you two getting Hitched?? Can I be Brides Maid??
  22. OK.. well someone needs to Buy him Quick. I have a Bachelor Party to plan for him. You wouldnt happen to know where I can Buy a Mule and 40 Pounds of Lard do you??