Thanatos340

Well we all know it is cheaper to rent, But just not quite as satisfying.

That is exactly what my EX used to say. I never asked her about coffee though.

Snoodle my Noodle

No Kidding!! I was getting all excited cause my house is 1900 sq feet. I thought I might finaly qualify as too big!!

I was talking to a cutie earlier this week that mentioned something about one that was almost too big.. So now for a Consensus ladies?? How big is too Big? Is there really such a thing?

Lick MY Nuts I keep trying but I am just not that flexible!!

How much are Lift Tickets? What aircraft will you be flying and when is your first Boogie??

Does that mean you are going to start being my Sugar-Mama??

He just needs a Little love and understanding. That’s all. (and a few Midol and a Chocolate bar probably wouldn’t be a bad idea either)

Forget Tents!! How about the same camper?? Holds more people and more comfortable.

Who else read this and immediately sent her a friend request??

yep. getting a friend request from your 15 year old daughter will make you really think about what is posted on your myspace.

I have been having sex for close to 20 years now, Fairly regularly at that... And I am still not (Nor do I hope I ever become) bored with the front door. The back door can be a nice change of pace if you have been the same person for an long time but in general I am pretty content with some good old fashion face down - ass up pussy pounding.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. Answer 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help. Answer 3) THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! Answer 4) None. It's not the lightbulb that needs changing. A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."

Soon as they Elect me King.. And they will someday!!! (Not sure who "they " Are and why they want me to be King... But I am absolutely certain that this will indeed happen.) 1) Put some kind of Birth control in the worlds water supply. make the antidote freely available. That way every single child born would at least be a conscious decision. 2) Institute an immediate Death Penalty for anyone Writing, Producing, Directing, Staring in or even working on the set of a Chick Flick. A Chick Flick is defined as an Movie and/or TV show that was created with specific intent of making the viewers cry. (Old Yeller Type movies would of course be exempt). Those involved in the making “Romantic Comedies” shall be sentenced to 10 years hard labor or watching their own movie 5,000 times, their choice. 3) Every single citizen would be required to carry a firearm at all times. This would end most Crime and make the world a much more pleasant place to live. Think about it.. Wouldn’t you be less likely to argue someone if you knew they had a Gun and could use it??, Think Criminals might just think twice before mugging someone if they knew they were armed?? 4) Spandex in any size larger than Medium would be outlawed. Spandex, Its a privilege not a right. 5) Religious zealots of any type would be rounded up and put in one large concentration camp where they could happily spend the rest of their days trying to convert each other. 6) Women would be free to expose their Boobies at anytime, Anyplace unless they are like really ugly boobies, In which case they must be covered at all times.

Me?? Return Calls??? Laugh, Laugh.. Surely you have me confused with someone else.

Oooh Oooh Ooohh.. Can I come?? I know how to drink beer. Im good at it. (Missed you at Trivia last night.. We got 2nd Place.. Would have been first, But noone listened to me when I said the best way to Stop a Giant Stone Abe Lincoln was to Build a Giant Stone John Wilkes Booth!!)

I dont really have a problem with it.. I just want equal rights. next Time I am at the Mall.. I will start Crying and Screaming untill some nice lady come and puts a Boobie in my mouth. Think it will work?

http://www.ksat.com/family/11102907/detail.html "Breastfeeding Mothers Stage 'Nurse-In' At Mall" So I decided to stage a counter protest.. Any Ladies around Atlanta wanna let me borrow their Breasts??? I figure if the kids can suck on Tits in the food court, Why cant I?

I had heard that the hornet was the predecessor to the Pilot. PISA made the Hornet. When Aerodyne started up, The Pilot was made in the former PISA Factory in South Africa. I do know the Pilot and the Hornet do have some similar features such as Colored Packing tabs and Line Connectors. I am not sure if they have any other similarities other than that. Someone else one told me that comparing a Hornet to the Pilot was more like comparing the Sabre 1 to the Sabre 2.

Now lets see him try to Land it. Then I will be impressed.

Wendy O Williams. Amber Lynn Best Director/Producer: Michael Ninn

lita Ford.

How could I forget... John Cummings (Johnny Ramone) 3 Cords and an Attitude is all you really need. (RIP)

Got a Brick Handy?? (If we charge people a $1 per attempt I am certian there would be a long line of poeple willing to try) Have a Hit Robbie in the head with a Brick Tent. If you actually succeeed in Knocking some sense into him, You get half the money collected.