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Uh. . . the flowers are dinner. since u're the 2nd one asking, i take it "cow" is not used for a not so friendly woman in english.. it is in german. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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how to make good tandemvideos!?
virgin-burner replied to virgin-burner's topic in Photography and Video
i tried a search but couldnt find anything.. so, what is it that makes you a good videoguy for tandems!? what kind of setups do you fly, what lenses, cameras, jumpsuits, what angles do you prefer? how's your storybook? tell me about your experiences, what was most valuable to learn, which skills to master etc... thanks already for your feedback! -
and THEN you should ass-rape them! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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wingsuit landing without parachute project
virgin-burner replied to profesorlino's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yes, vertical descent rate is too great, and will kill you. If you add enough wing to solve that problem, then you're no longer a skydiver - you're an airplane. if you flare a wingsuit, you can actually make it go up; well, one person did. the horizontal speed of 200mph in such a maneouver is probably the larger problem.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I guess that either you have to be good enough for the cow to enjoy it , or that's a vote for holding the tail under your arm (so she can't get away easily). Wendy P. do cows orgasm BTW!? What has been you experience so far - ever even ASKED them? moooooooohhh!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What kind of vehicle would you get if your wife totaled hers?
virgin-burner replied to Anvilbrother's topic in The Bonfire
if a n 8yr old can drive it, i bet your wife should be well off. also, if she runs into something, damage will be very likely to be minor, if any at all on that model.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7PgpcvHvYs “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
there's this guy about my age around here; he goes by the nickname "goat-fucker". rumours say the name is well deserved.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Do guys really care? if you want to fuck the sae cow again.. maybe! they also like it when you bring flowers every now and then, buy them dinner etc... I thought the flowers were dinner.
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Do guys really care? if you want to fuck the sae cow again.. maybe! they also like it when you bring flowers every now and then, buy them dinner etc... “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I guess that either you have to be good enough for the cow to enjoy it , or that's a vote for holding the tail under your arm (so she can't get away easily). Wendy P. so she can't get away...? you’re talking to VB. dude, i dont discriminate by sexes; i take what i can get! ....nor species! if not discriminating against sexes doubles your chances, what is the multiplicator for species then!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I believe that's where the (tree) stump comes in. Wendy P. and how do you make it stay!? with sheep it's fairly easy, put on your rubber boots and place the rear legs in them; so they cant escape! No boots? Simply easy 'em toward a cliff, they'll keep trying to 'back-up' which cuts the workload 80%! No cliff? Build a fire! dang, i didnt knew there were so many with "experience"! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I guess that either you have to be good enough for the cow to enjoy it , or that's a vote for holding the tail under your arm (so she can't get away easily). Wendy P. so she can't get away...? you’re talking to VB. dude, i dont discriminate by sexes; i take what i can get! Keeping your options open, smart man. . you get double the selection! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i think both parties got 4 days off school, at least that's what i've read from different sources. other speak of 28 days for the bully and 4 for the zangief kid. some hackers apparently got the school-website down too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I guess that either you have to be good enough for the cow to enjoy it , or that's a vote for holding the tail under your arm (so she can't get away easily). Wendy P. so she can't get away...? you’re talking to VB. dude, i dont discriminate by sexes; i take what i can get! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I guess that either you have to be good enough for the cow to enjoy it , or that's a vote for holding the tail under your arm (so she can't get away easily). Wendy P. do cows orgasm BTW!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I believe that's where the (tree) stump comes in. Wendy P. and how do you make it stay!? with sheep it's fairly easy, put on your rubber boots and place the rear legs in them; so they cant escape! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that is such a great line, i think i'll have to steal it.. now i'm wondering, how do you get up to the cows ass!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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do chinese women have their pussies slegehammered if they don't work properly ? Chines men do that to their lambo's... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQoldFPvlGE probably not, but probably most men do think about "their" pussy every now and then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I see you've met my wife. We're members of the same club pussy-owners club.. must be like the lamborghini-owners club, just much less exquisit, aye!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I reckon he has a higher chance of becoming areligious than I do of converting to Islam!! Maybe we can meet in the middle and come to some kind of compromise... You know... He will admit that I'm right, and I will agree!! or you both can just become born-again christians.. they unite nutters of all colors.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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A non frequent skydiver looking for some gear
virgin-burner replied to theronstar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
look here!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
you have a guy called "mohamed"!? ready to convert!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Sorry... I already have a man.
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u're an ass.. but it made me giggle too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda