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  1. virgin-burner
    i got 23-inch risers on my safire2 and only flare down to the hips; otherwise i'll stall it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    Man, stop drinking before driving - open next beer bottle when you're at home. Only one, please!! You can't choose your family members, it's God given, take it like a man. stayed with the one beer - after i was home! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    being related is one thing - but if they're your.. bleck, i get cramps in my stomach just thinking about it. dayum, my MOM came running after me.. "it's not the little one's fault!" - my answer: "i know" - and drove off. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    so, a member of your family is an asshole. like, whenever they see you, first thing off, you're being told in what areas you fail. fine, i can handle that. but if they start screaming over the tables, that's when i definitely have enough. without saying goodbye to anyone i left the party. fuck that. i just feel sorry for the 5yr-old that had his big day today. it's my choice to spend time with my family, but hey, i would imagine, i could spend it nicer any other way when that fucking bully is around. i just got home and i'm still shaking. i've opened my first beer and now i'm gonna kill some people online, that's WAY more fun than hanging out with this fucking BASTARD! rant over, thanks for listening.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    I think you need a new slider, line set and risers. Give me a call. Sparky the d-bag and the PC may need replacing too; it often comes all together. i'll do a complete inspection for you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    come to switzerland; as long as she's 5ft tall, she's good to go!
  7. virgin-burner
    That's a dude! oh, got fooled there! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner

    Apache X

    virgin-burner replied to jeb's topic in Wing Suit Flying

    does one need to be a BASEjumper to be considered "cool"? or does one only need all-black gear - to be cool!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    want to try again with the bogus link to youtu.be that I am not going to click on??? ?? it's for real jeanne, it's the link that utube gives you when you want to implement stuff into websites.. paranoid yanks! cool video BTW!
  10. virgin-burner
    ...and you never even met any Serbs Thanks Csaber, I'll be there early on the 9th
  11. virgin-burner
    oh gosh.. i hardly have memories of my last meeting with the hungarians; or croatians for that matter! and i still have bruises and a fucked up knee.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    sucks! hasnt happened here so far, i think i left my wallet (!) out for whole days. never even missed a single cent..
  13. virgin-burner
    boring to fly? where did you pick up that "gem"!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    sorry to hear mate! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    dude, u're from NZ and ask what to jump? what's wrong with you!?
  16. virgin-burner
    ZRH, BSL (or EAP), Geneva is "not bad", 2 hours drive. Possibility to get a ride with maybe me or some other person from "that" area. As VB said, maybe ZRH woudl be the "best" solution as there are LOTS of international flights to there, plus it's a bit closer, and more people from that area going to the boogie. ..and it's easy to get to lucerne / beromünster via public transport.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    i have an almost new PC-101E laying around.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    mate, i respect your opinon, and yes, i'm a junior as you mentioned. ask ANYONE on here, and they will all tell you the same thing: by american standards, i'm not a posterboy for safety at all. also, i dont get my advice from here, i initially only participated on dorkzone to get more OPINIONS. oh, and i like to stir the shit, ever since.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    Flying a 1.3 wingloading at 75 jumps makes for a steep learning curve. You might get a break and make it through unscathed.... or you might get broke. New Pulse - less than $2000. Broken ankle - $10k+ Badly broken leg - $30k+ Weeks off of work - $???? Bottles of pain meds - priceless! Your choice. ???? are broken legs really that cheap??!!!!!!? wish i woulda broke my femur instead of my hip. lucky to walk out of the hospital with
  20. virgin-burner
    could you please name and shame the internet skygod instructors on this site!? just for entertainment purposes of course.. *sits back, grabs popcorn and enjoys the carnage that is to unfold* “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    It is all variations on a theme to help teach a progressive flaring cadence that is needed for modern canopy designs. If you have ever jumped a clapped out Raider 220 you know that when it is time to land you just FLARE, but that same flare won't give you good results under a modern design. If you want to get down to it, we could call it a 1000-stage flare. i jumped a clapped out sabre if that counts for something; not to speak of the navigators as a student! i just like to take the piss out of people, i'm pretty sure u're aware of that too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    i'm aware of the 2-stage flare; can you elaborate on a 3-stage flare please? how about flaring progressively while we're at it!? it aint rocket-surgery.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    www.tradewindskysports.com they'll take you up; say hi to john..
  24. virgin-burner
    why hasnt anybody cried out about the WINGLOADING yet!? this site isnt the same as it used to be anymore.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    that would not be a bigway then, it's called a "meteorite shower"! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda