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You want dark humor? I was seriously toying with the idea of posting a link to that pic in the "What to do about cheating girlfiend" thread. But yeah fuck everyone. Its fucking Friday, I'm fucking happy, and I'm gonna go have some fucking beer after work. dont go fucking driving after that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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yea, you're very right with that.. free bunkhouse n'everything. and loads of couches all over the place.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you're doing some amazing stuff there, i'm well impressed! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What would you do with a cheating girlfriend?
virgin-burner replied to okieheaddown's topic in The Bonfire
yea, why waste a perfectly good rig! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
And don't bother trying to enter the US until you can get a pardon. whats the story there!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i try not to complain about it. you're right, i'm not left with many options anyway.. i feel sooooooo stuuuuuuuupid! apparently i heard that they checked close to my dropzone this week. couple of jumpers got busted there too. is just not worth the trouble, really, kids, if you drink, dont drive.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What would you do with a cheating girlfriend?
virgin-burner replied to okieheaddown's topic in The Bonfire
i know a couple of those, from what i can tell, they're having a good relationship. if you're friends with them, you might even get some fringe benefits.. makes up for interesting parties. once had about the following conversation: her: "sooo, i wont let you fuck me, but i could think of a couple of other fun-things to do. what do you think?" me: "uhm, yea, lets go and grab a beer!" well observed by her girlfriend, that obviously wanted to join us as well.. some things catch you so by surprise, that your answers are, well, pretty fucking funny i thought.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
happy birthday! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What would you do with a cheating girlfriend?
virgin-burner replied to okieheaddown's topic in The Bonfire
i'm missing the gangbang option, at least that way, everybody would have something from it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
ja, das wars.. and i'm not even really fond of mc'do.. edited to add: now, if i was also smoking, then i'd be in even more trouble! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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guess those religious nutters are finally good for one thing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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enlighten me, was it weird seing actually a WOMAN wearing those shoes!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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make it a virgin drink then! one without alcohol that is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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no worries. point is, it was TOO MUCH.. haha, my first ever thread on fire. what irony, do i owe beer now!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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yes. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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What his last namewas Burner!! That sucks man! the OTHER name i go by.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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blood alcohol content? 1.31. Um, you'd be dead if that was your BAC. Not at all. Many people are able to have 3-4x the legal limit and wake up the next morning just fine. He said 1.31, and he would most deffinetly be dead if that were the case. You'd be in a coma and lucky to survive if your BAC was even .50 in your terms, that would be .131 then.. fuck, a percent is 1/100. a promille is 1/1000. the later.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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bear a little patience with me, LEO's not working this morning, so no online-translation i could think of.. but yea, not about showing off, more about feeling pretty DUMBASS myself. you know, its not always easy living alone. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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blood alcohol content? 1.31. Um, you'd be dead if that was your BAC. Not at all. Many people are able to have 3-4x the legal limit and wake up the next morning just fine. just read the other night about a guy with a BAC of 0.05%, 5 promilles.. the newspaper said, you'd need to be an avid drinker to survive that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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blood alcohol content? 1.31. Um, you'd be dead if that was your BAC. uhm, not % but %o!? promilles!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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thats the first thing that made me smirk.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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glad you're enjoying it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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now that is a silly post.. i WISH i was going 120 mph, but not rather horizcontal than vertical.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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bolas, my friend: i'm far off from defending myself. i did not even attempt. i'm not the one calling others an idiot. BTW, its morning again here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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blood alcohol content? 1.31. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda