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  1. virgin-burner
    I have difficulty visualising the exact scenario here... Maybe the gerbil wasn't quite big enough. We were messing around on the sofa and I didn't think to lock up my ferrets before I took out my weasel. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    how about a HOOTERS parking lot!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    guessed the same.. if it was CORNDOGS, i'd know it was her.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    cool, and, good luck!
  5. virgin-burner
    there, fixed it for you! fucking russians cant spell! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    That is TWO uses - Restraint AND torture Torture is right, try thinking of excuses that you have giant red rings around each wrist. Everyone knew EXACTLY what I had been doing! better yet, what has been DONE to you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    yes, he did!
  8. virgin-burner
    That is SOOOOO easy Pu Pu Pu Pu Pokerface . . . “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    as if it could become a big issue with a turtle.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    ..head!? get "nico vega" and the new placebo album.. both friggin' awesome!
  11. virgin-burner
    yea, do a search and come up with threads from 2000.. i'm NOT going to skim through 279 pages worth of threads that contain the term "still camera".. sorry man, not having a go at you, but if you cant be bothered answering.. dont! DO NOT tell me to use the search-function, as i already HAVE.. probably one of the few that actually knows that it in fact DOES exist.. thanks for the canon-pointer, i'll look into that..
  12. virgin-burner
    ..pu-pu-pu-pokerface.. *ducksn'runs* oh, and have fun!
  13. virgin-burner
    this might not feel like a punishment to me!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    That's how I read it - and so I was wondering if something NEW had happened. I did my duty. sorry for the confusion.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    i have a hard time imagining how you broke that! got rug-burns too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    fu-fu-fu-fu fuckerface, err, pokerface.. hehe, thats the punishment now!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    I have a jello shot headache this morning. lol and here i was thinking, it must have been the headboard.. ok, i'm stressing it now.. but i pissed myself laughing reading that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    Good, but I'm curious about the headboard comment . . . read the sexident-thread, you fucking postwhore! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    that's probably why, the FBI investigates your case.. prolly a guy named richard burtner, heard he's investigating a couple of those dorkzoners.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    good morning, head-board breaking lisa! oh, and good morning turtle and deedy!
  21. virgin-burner
    senility is great; you get to meet new friends every day! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    so, no free will after all!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    it IS enjoyable.. if you ever see a guy sleeping on the packing-matt in the nicest weather possible, its probably me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    never heard of para-waiting, have ye'!? or the days you drive out to the dz, not really bothering to jump, maybe too hungover from the party the night before, maybe not liking the winds, but you drive out anyway, just to hang out at your new favorite place.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    just being your lovely self is enough! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda