virgin-burner

true dat! maybe you and thedude should make an "awesomeness 8 jumps under their belt" world record! oh, sorry, you guys must still do solos or coached jumps! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

whoever said about you being critical at 8 jumps - was probably right! maybe you should do an AWESOMENESS world record on every solo you do.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont get all defensive now.. rough crowd in here! 141$!? considering a complete rig is somewhere around five grand.. well, its a small price! i'm pretty sure you spent that much money for more stupid stuff, i sure know i have.. besides, if you'd bought one, it could be YOU giving out that information close by you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

youse all a bunch of grumpy old men.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

tombstone inscriptions: Come And Visit Often Pardom Me For Not Getting Up - I Feel Like Lying Down Gone Fishing - Permanently Don't Come In Yet - Wait Til Later Now Is Not The Time To Ask Me Again There Is Always Lots Of Room Here If You Can't Say Anything Nice About Me Then Leave Forever A Mess I Must Confess In The Beginning I Was Small, Now I Am Nothing At All If You Can't Beat 'Em, You'll Join Them Here The Only Regrets I Have Are Those Things I Didn't Do Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A Delay I Never Claimed To Know Anything So Why Am I Here I wasn't Always Like This I Never Asked For The Lights To Dim Wishing You Were Here Sad As It Is, I'll Never Yell At You Again I Told You I Was Sick Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a 44 No Les No more Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. The Good Die Young. The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallenstein wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune Bill Blake Was hanged by mistake. Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'll report that to the mods! gawd, its NICE here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

good looks are just a lightswitch away; under these circumstances, someone might even find YOU attractive! being desperate might help too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

morning mike! perfect blue skies here, might go and jump a bit today.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

billy, if you finally came out of your closet, you could of been on there too! has a deaf ballroom-dancing record ever been done!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Hell, maybe I should organize a 12 way of people predisposed to colon cancer. Maybe albinos? People with diabetes? "The sugar free way" there's a "deaf world record".. go figure! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yup, i wonder about that too.. apparently, those type of d-bags, like the one from basik too (french) ARE made by europeans, and not americans.. logic says they will be more common here, but my logic might be flawed there.. also, if you'd fill out your profile we could determine about which side of the pond you actually refer to.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

gawd, i wouldnt mind a long island now.. i'm tired as hell and dont feel like working; this would be the perfect cure! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

shut up mike.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Blow jobs wounds eh? Yes I meant plural gawd, and people say i was a perv.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i hate to say it, but use the search-function.. other than that, i know two guys that jump one, and they're happy with it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i bet it was.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yea, tell us! punk! and good morning mate!

She can do that after she buys me lots of wine. lemme guess; you like "menage a trois" too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

ended up doing Lv 1-3 that day, in the evening i was so finished, i went to the parking lot for a safety meeting all by myself; when i got back, my secondary approached me, "dude, you look so relaxed, HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?" - made me trust my instructors a lot.. NOT!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

haha, with all the BS you talk, THAT must be about the truest of it all.. BTW, the third jump is probably the worst, since the second proved WHY you were afraid. i dont have any memories from jump #1 anymore, except what i had to do.. That's the way I felt..... Hell I didn't even understand that I was about to jump out of that plane when I sat in that door the first time.... On the second jump I was scared shitless!!!!! Had to force myself to jump.. On the third I knew I had been able to overcome that fear.. That's my story... if my secondary wasnt in the door already, while my primary pushed from the back, i would of told the guys to have a party with my money and just go jump! what was going on in my mind was something like this: "JEEEESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE, THIS IS INSANE, WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF, I DONT NEED TO DO THIS IF I DONT WANT TO!?!?!?" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

haha, with all the BS you talk, THAT must be about the truest of it all.. BTW, the third jump is probably the worst, since the second proved WHY you were afraid. i dont have any memories from jump #1 anymore, except what i had to do.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

probably the most exhilarating time of ones life..

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