virgin-burner

wasnt really directed at you actually, you just happened to be the last to respond.. actually, i like a good joke, and your post made me laugh, completely unrelated to my question anyway, but i'm sure you do have a point from a professional photographers point of view.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

uhm, no offense, but i think he was talking about BASEjumping!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i just did a comparison of the signal/noise-ratio in this thread. if i dont count my own posts, and AM VERY CAREFULLY READING every bit and piece even in rather noisy posts that MIGHT INCLUDE VALUABLE INFORMATION, i still get a 1:1 ratio. and some people wonder why i get snappy!? thats a big fucking joke! please refer to this thread! imagine, i dont even know to use the search-function, i can even make ADVANCED CLICKY's! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

is there one i've missed!? edited to add: maybe "suggestions and feedback"!? but since it seems so prevalent, it could also go to "error and bug reports"!!! now that is REALLY FUNNY! edited to add a 2nd time; another one from the SMART ARSE category, i knew i could rely on you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"like 15'000 angels blowing gently on your scrotum, its very spiritual" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i forgot something to add tough; of course, all of the above doesnt apply if you're a hot chick! its AMAZING how the complete forum doesnt seem to be able to hold back on giving pointers and tips. no, they'd never try to get into your pants of course, everyone just likes to help you out and all, i mean, we're all friends here, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

jesus, get into competition then! thats good!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

pretty close then..

i'd say: "are we gonna have a great day of working (ahead)" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

actually, the first SMART ARSE came earlier than expected.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no question, i'm making a bold statement; you got something to add to this!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the scary part is, i understand that! good morning dennis! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

so, you ask a valid question after you USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION and came up with about a trillion threads from the time america has been discovered.. then some clever dude that watched you searching through stuff obviously since he asks you to USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION.. then the first SMART ARSE sets in producing noise coz he doesnt like you because your cock is bigger than his; or he is in a fun-mood and got confused with the bonfire. and you guessed it, he makes a SMART ARSE COMMENT! for once, you meet all the recommendations that the (american, mind you) SIM demands, but some guy thinks your idea is TOTALLY UNSAFE and predicts "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!".. you may only be looking for different opinions, or for the sake of discussion, maybe even after you talked things through with your instructors, but you get told to TALK TO YOUR INSTRUCTORS.. your instructors may tell you NOT TO READ DORKZONE instead.. then there's the guys that used to jump when PAPILLONS WERE THE LATEST SCREAM, but havent been near a dz in the last thirty years; they're actually ok, they usually have a good story or two to tell, some of which you might even learn something from.. then there is the BONFIRE; personally i love the BONFIRE and spend most of my time in.. i even have an eventual sneak into SPEAKERS CORNER, but the current president bashing, conspiracy theorists, the christian fundamentalists are kinda scary.. if you have a skydiving-specific question, this all gets a little frustrating at times. i promised to myself a couple times already i wont do it anymore, but still keep on doing it, mostly WHEN I DONT HAVE A CLUE of who to ask. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

This is almost the exact way you got started in the wingsuit forum. but at least this time you are not demanding answers. I don't blame you the bonfire is way more fun than extensive searches. well, i dont demand you to like me either; but its noise like the nature of this post that a.) render the holy search-function pretty useless and b.) make the subforums so great, i rather like to spend my time in the bonfire. go make up your mind! so, canon is the way to go! oh, and thanks for the pointers to everyone! and no, i dont think i'll throw a manual away, but skimming through hundreds of pages with threads with boatloads of smart arse answers is pretty unproductive, isnt it!? i bet you had fun writing that. ever thought of having fun in the bonfire!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

ZHills has a massive arrow pointing in the direction you should be landing, and somehow when there is a boogie the massive landing area often becomes a complete zoo seen that on video, at a normal saturday there.. oh, the freefall portion of said video was also, uhm, interesting.. makes thinking about jumping in the states a little different! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

check out adult movies with nicole sheridan and voodoo, her husband, she's also a poster on this site. they even had a little action going on under canopy.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

gude morge! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i dont speak any swede at all.. maybe smörebröd, but thats danish, right!? fuck it, close enough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

happy, chatty, flirty.. what else!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

..when you're burning virgins.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

and you're only about the millionth guy to start a thread in various sub-forums for the time being the last few days.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

und was ist mit den schweizern!? guten morgen an alle!

do you share information freely, talk someone through his progression, or will you turn him away? the question still remains, but the incident in relation to it has lost its status.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

what i'm trying to say is, maybe a prospective skydiver should prove himself more, needs to work harder, in order to reach that goal! if you visit a dz for the first time, or the first time in the year, you dont have to show your license, your insurance, your packing card and maybe even your logbook!? "spoon-fed" comes to mind.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda