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  1. virgin-burner
    Holy "you-have-to-keep-up-with-ALL-the-threads-here-to-make-any-sense-out-of-some-of-these-posts", Batman! check davelepkas sigline for reference! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    i know you're good at half-assed! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    cool! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    come over, bring the lube! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    nevermind, anyway, i'm freeflying for the moment.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    i kinda lost interest in the whole WS-thingy.. thanks to even more drama than skydiving has to offer.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    dont i propose to you ALL THE TIME!? when are you finally taking in your mouth after the buttfucking!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    you surf the bonfire and there's like three threads of yours, but you dont remember posting one of them!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    we're here to help! how's your leg BTW!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    you could go to the carwash and get your head waxed! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    well, parachutes do have a tendency to open when they're thrown into a 120 mph wind; it may not always go as planned, so if you're having mals at low numbers, you're probably doing it wrong. HP-canopies tend to be a little bit more iffy with their openings.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    alien!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    awww, PUPPY!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    go out and fuck a soccer mom! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    are you a gay christian too then!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    u suck up; on ME!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    they all look great, dont they!? (thanksgiving UPT, complaining i didnt get one shirt, they send me TWO!!!) GAWD, i love getting free t-shirts, did i say i love UPT already!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    wish V all the best from here!
  20. virgin-burner
    awww.. poor you! for a little PM, i'd send you my fon#! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    laxatives would help a lot of people on dorkzone actually.. but maybe not the gay christians, they might be, uhm, indisposed!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    she preggers!?!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    i have one sitting right next to me; wanting to borrow it!? gawd, i'm thankful for having a 365 repack cycle here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    happy turkey day to all our fellow yankees and rednecks! i might bust a couple turkey-parties tonight DDing them.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    optima has canopy alarms, solo doesnt, cost factor is small; good choice, cant go wrong with that!