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  1. came a long way from 185 to 2500 jumps.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. that's what got him so cranky in the first place.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. it means she wants you to punch her in the face, then fuck her silly! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. cool! but be aware after AFF you're not a licensed skydiver yet. in the states you neet at least 25 jumps to get your A, and i think that also involves jumps with a coach, for which in most cases, you will have to pay his/her slot as well.. oh, and before i forget, have fun and SMILE!
  5. The funny part is that most non-Texans will think that you are kidding! In summer, some of the girls are WELL into the hard liquor before the sunset load walks into the hangar, and muzzle flash looks cool in the dark. (I am just describing, not endorsing, the behavior.) what if you have an army-issued assault-rifle with one of those muzzle-thingies that makes the flash almost invisible!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. you can get a decent rig that's freefly-friendly for something like 3-3.5k$ i suppose. prices new of other gear: -suit, 3-500$ -helmet, 1-350$ -altimeter, 2-350$ -audible, 2-300$ then there's googles, gloves, thermal underwear, bla-bla-bla, but dont really need that to begin with. here, AFF runs like 3000$, gear is WAY more expensive, my first season including a 2nd hand rig but all other new ran me somewhere around 15k.. that included license and about 100 jumps. you should be able to get away with about half that, given you live in the states.. helmets and suit, "personal" items i would buy new and custom. first rig is not really important, probably also the 2nd one isnt, with the slowish downsizing you americans seem to do. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. Tequila http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc that was AWESOME!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Just full of 'sea-men' told ye', my sex-drive for tonight has died already, but it's ok, keep trying.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. there's only shit tequila around here, that cuervo-stuff and another brand, cant find the good stuff.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. expensive stuff? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you know how much gear is, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. i drink a whole bottle of scotch or more myself, but one shot of jägermeister makes me barf.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. ...Bonfire and BBQ? ~how sweet. Here in TEXAS, it's when the guns and the hard liquor comes out! i'd fit right in there! tough, when the hard liquor comes out.. the guns should maybe be put away.. oh, and every now and then, it's FUEL-BOMBS!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. where will you be doing it anyway? tent and stuff is a good idea.. try to get through your license in a short amount of time, if you only do a jump or two every month you will have forever.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. save the beer for when you have finished AFF, and then better bring two cases, just in case.. you gonna be doing it in one week straight or how? if possible, i would recommend that to you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. we're always getting free beers, and on weekends it's bonfire and bbq-time for the most part.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. dont give me ideas nick! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. Don't know how long this will be up on youtube. Willie Nelson - Ain't Goin' Down On Brokeback Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9hCSUckCg that shit aint right! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. Just post in Bonfire when you're drunk... shouldn't be a problem there! And we like candid shots of boobies... post lots of those in Bonfire and you'll be a hero. You just need have a girl friend that is an exhibitionist. Well... actually more than one girl friend would be good. if she has a twin or a good friend and both have strong bi-sexual tendencies, that would help too! ...or a Horse! hey, this isnt brokeback mountain! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Just post in Bonfire when you're drunk... shouldn't be a problem there! And we like candid shots of boobies... post lots of those in Bonfire and you'll be a hero. You just need have a girl friend that is an exhibitionist. Well... actually more than one girl friend would be good. if she has a twin or a good friend and both have strong bi-sexual tendencies, that would help too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. who do you think you tell that!? getting shitfaced and posting stuff on facebook is also not advisable. or having a phone at the ready.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. strange.. i think i got a message for all the bannings i got. and yes, they can ban you for a sub-forum, like GSD, too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. Not anime porn. I think that's called hentai. aye “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. i can understand the OP, it does NOT look very trustworthy.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. he has a COMPUTER, not a shiny, overpriced, overhyped POS.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. that's cool! i like myself some anime-porn every now and then, just not that pixelated stuff.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda