virgin-burner

they came undone once while sitflying; went on my back and fixed them.. i got sort of senstive eyes, i cant see shit without. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yup, completely sober; amazing, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

VB is in a higher state of mind as of now, and is thinking about doing 270's for this season, so he has no time for the sort of stuff happenig on the forums.. please respect, while i take his place, you can direct any questions to him right at me; i will forward your enquiries to his skygodness. it may be replied to, but, it may be not! apparently, after a 3-month-hiatus from jumping, it occured that HIS SKYGOD VB (now his official name) was apparent to some CESSNA-jumping, which he has never done before. since HIS SKYGODNESS VB was accustomzed to turbines only, HE even let his pilot get away with the subterfuge of "i might have to leave early since the wife is expecting our soon to be born baby TODAY!".. HIS SKYGOD VB decleared that all future requests, questions et cetera would be allowed through his old account that would be filtered and monitored by his unrelevant step-sister called "virgin-burner" in the future. now, HIS SKYGOD VB made a couple jumps this saturday, only to enlighten the poor souls of the earth, just to let them know it was perfectly viable to live through knowledge and power, and do 90°-approaches, even when HIS SKYGOD VB probably was still perfectly drunk from the night before, and to get away with it! of course, HIS SKYGOD VB would not allow or promote such practice in any manner, but, having reached SKYGOD-status himself, that would not matter to HIS SKYGOD VB himself! through the power of HIS SKYGOD VB himself, his 2ndary authoritative speaksperson, i was told to let the community know that HIS SKYGOD VB himself would start to experiment with 270°-approaches for this very season, and except for (really helpful hints) you should really hold back on yourself. HIS SKYGOD VB himself asked for so-called mentors in the area of HIS residence, or in the surroundings.. please let HIM know through my abjectness! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

VB has given up on his accout here now after he's reached complete skygod-status after last weekend; i'm his representative.. but listen, this is what VB would say: "future EX-wife? future EX-girlfirend; fuck that, if she aint giving you no deep-throat BJ, she aint worth your fucking time mate. it's a simple task, if she aint doing it right, and you aint noticing it, maybe you should turn to something else in your life - if you cant skydive and do 90°-approaches while you're at it, maybe skydiving is not for you!? never attempt to equip you gear with any kind of RSL's or MARD's, it will only do you harm. occasiaonally forget about your cypres2, too! VB is in a higher state of mind as of now, and is thinking about doing 270's for this season, so he has no time for the sort of stuff happenig on the forums.. please respect, while i take his place, you can direct any questions to him right at me; i will forward your enquiries to his skygodness. it may be replied to, but, it may be not! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

personally, i still think it's "gerneric"; just folllow and FIND OUT!è you never know what may be happening.. especially if she has a really nice girlfriend with her.. sorts of stuff can happen, you know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nah, i'd rather likek to fuck YOU, but you should know that already... “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

No, he just needs to learn to speak and type English better.... FUCK the BOTH of you!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

How does one buzz you up? With one of these! NSFW That is a girls buzzer upper.... apparently, you're a beerz-girlz upperz-n'shit.. how else would you meet up with thelonsky n'stuff!? u never reply, never mindz.. Speak clear English cause that shit didnt make sense... just fucking anser your fucking phone n'shit.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

doesnt matter, if you have given in your mancard to BV, you'd still offer a "yes" to both of those questions.. gosh, (sexual) life earlier, was SOOOO much easier than it is nowadays.. just saying.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

How does one buzz you up? With one of these! NSFW That is a girls buzzer upper.... apparently, you're a beerz-girlz upperz-n'shit.. how else would you meet up with thelonsky n'stuff!? u never reply, never mindz.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. Did you miss your P90 workout today? keep sticking for the bonfire for p90-workouts; some of us here try to stick to ADVICE n'shit anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Cool. I have not moved on to 450s yet. Maybe next season. maybe me too; i think i'll stick to 270''s for this season.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'm here; pm me ur numberz n'shit..

actually, she might be your future EX-wife; get to fucking KNOW her! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no but it increased the problem. Why do you think xfires have a closed nose in the first place? why do you think there is a minumum wingloading of 2.4? i think you meant to say 1.4.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i jump the same gloves, summer as in winter.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i once managed to land on the wrong side of a lake. take-off and landing zone were different. happened to have a race-track (where you run around in circles) on both sides, and i didnt see any other canopies, so i assumed i was right since it was right under me and we were out last. probably scared an old couple to death that had a stroll on the lake, think it was a downwinder too, i came in shithot.. soon enough a car came and a guy got out, smiling. i walked up to him and asked if the dz sent him to pick me up. apparently his wife was in the kitchen fixing something to eat and all of a sudden got a shadow over her.. nice guy! oh, it was with another dz.commer too, she was her on business, surprisingly, she found the right spot.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

every church is a "bunch of psychos".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

haha, nope! it's fairly subtle blue and black bev RW suit... i was informed i would be shot on the spot if i ordered my rig and jumpsuit in matching purple naw, i just like to wear the sexy lacy pink 'n purple lingerie *underneath* --put on my nice functional and drab jumpsuit over my sexies and act all innocent ya can't tell me you don't dig the purple though... ya know, if it was for me you dont need to wear any underwear at all! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

in the other thread i said you probably have lots of pink or purple on your jumpsuit; now i'm certain that you do! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

+1 my instructor told me not to worry and that everything would open if you threw a 120mph airflow at it.. SOMEHOW! needless to say, that didnt help the nervosity much. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

physics is a bitch! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I just registered here and don't have much experience at all, but I do have enough experience to classify you as an ignorant jackass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.” usually PJ will point that out to you ,but a PA (personal attack) is a good was to get banned.. just saying. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

LOL. I just got a used main-- full-on rainbow, even in the proper order throughout the 7 cells, only with a hot pink color instead of red- woohoo! But wait-- Is it just a guy thing? Can I get away with it as a chick? Lol. OP-- My suggestion, personally, would be to get one panel in every single color available V-B, however, would appear to disagree with my suggestion lemme guess, you got a jumpsuit with lots of pink too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you just keep on cracking me up shah.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda