virgin-burner

thanks! would the same person on an XF109 have an advantage on the learning-curve compared to the same person on say a 210 navigator!? i mean this, seriously.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Unless you jump off of a building and land on a cab. life would all of a sudden be "one hell of a ride", right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont even want to THINK about where the "spoonin'" would lead with 'em - errr- viiir-ginnns.. one virgin plus one virgin equals.. what!? i'm confused.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5qOR-eyFo ESPECIALLY the line: "yea-ah, and dont forget the hot sauce, chulo." “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja5qOR-eyFo “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

BTW, reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diI-jZKD9kI another one of my favorites for being silly..

cuddle up, preferably small spoon, i'm right there with you.. dont worry, i'm too drunk to.. yea, YOU KNOW WHAT!

bring it on! yuppy-ye-aye-ay; i DARE you! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

only if you have iFail installed; err, was it iFall!? cant remember, too many apps installed already.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

pretty-fucking-simple, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

..then you die! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u trying to get me to sleep or what!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

whenever i feel goofy, that's the song i'd sing: "la cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar. porque no tiene, porque le falta, marijuana que fumar!" usually, even in a (swiss)german speaking country, it get's a bit of a chuckle out of people. that's a good thing!

nevermind; it's all good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT6uQ9RxHVA&feature=related “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

prolly not much! what IS the worst that could happen? at least my buddy is considerate enough to do mostly solo hop n'pops.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

meh... Notice how the guys are like in the Instructors forum? I'll stick with chicks! lol Ha, girls are too needy. And I'm going to offend all fem gays out there but come one, there's a reason we're gay...I like men...ball scratchin', hockey lovin', beer drinking men...if I like fem gays I wouldn't be gay So....how YOU doin'? how YOU doin'!? guess all those greeks got a little on to you, didnt they!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i like the 2nd one: "Put the bottle down, finally got something to say Take another look around and find someone else to play Needless to say that you?ve got problems There?s no fucking way that I?m gonna solve them It?s never the same every time you slip, then you fall down, down, down. Ever wonder what I been thinking about? I been thinking bout throwing you out Chorus I?m so happy about you .I?m fed up, so get up and get out. I?m so happy now we?re through .I?m fed up, so get up and get out. I was so afraid, now you?re gone away Sent you packing, look who?s laughing now I?m so happy that I feel this way I?m so happy that I threw you away Put your problems down and pick up what?s left of the pain. Take a good look at yourself and see who?s really to blame. Needless to say you got issues There?s no fucking way that I?m gonna fix you It?s never the same ever since you went falling down, down, down. " i like that one, a lot.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

believe it or not, my friend is now considering 270's.. actually he managed to survive the whole season with his tiny new wing n'stuff. guess i just like to rip on his mind and see what you guys are up to!? so, die or try!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nice one; i like a little "pink" in my life.. maybe that's why!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

anyway, i shall resume to drinking, it's monday after all, isnt it!? i fucking hate me, myself and i. and lift just aint worth it. gotta get the season coming so i got some sort of distraction at least.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

now THAT would even let me rethink about dentists.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thank god munich's only like 4hrs away; i fucking HATE dentists! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

basically, i think i'm single again, for some time.. met up with this (young) girl in may last year (again), we hit it off (again), she's got the time for everything else in her life, just doesnt seem i'm much of a priority at all.. i dont know her friends, i dont know her family, maybe hear-say, but i'm not even sure about that.. i'm SOOO sick of this shit.. yea, keep going with your funny replies, i dont care much for it, if there was ever a serious thread on dorkzone's bonfire, this might be it. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

must be you in the womans forum asking about relationship-advice n'shit.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda