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Everything posted by virgin-burner
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having bought an analog altimeter early on was a great investion. always there to back me up when the N3 craps out on me. not "swoopable" tough; i know i'll get flamed for that one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i know, i'm awesome! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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damn it, my evil masterplan for an international scam didnt work out! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Yeah, I think that's what Winsor was talking about... Ya, like dark matter. yea, like the earth being the center of the universe; the religious folks havent learned from the mistakes they already done in the past it seems. i was thinking you were more clever than that. guess i was wrong.. Let's face it: We believe in an invisible omnipresent God. You guys believe in an invisible omnipresent substance. The only difference is that we didn't have to spend billions of tax payer dollars to figure it out. You guys should be happy that we don't care if you use the government to fund your religion and stfu. so we shouldnt pay billions of tax payer dollars to say, uhm, cure cancer? if we pray enough it'll go away by itself!? dayum, why havent we thought of this before!? science and research do make some meaningful stuff, maybe not now, but usually there IS an "added value" in the end. kind of like heaven, isnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i couldnt resist and had to ask if it was the left- or righthanded edition. then i was proposing if i sent him a money order for 50$ if he were willing to send me back 20$ and keep the rest for his hard work. i signed with general mutubo. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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One Brake Unstowed on Opening
virgin-burner replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
how about if you pack yourself a lineover? or a PC in tow? why not treat yourself with a double-mal!? those would all be "precious experiences".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Yeah, I think that's what Winsor was talking about... Ya, like dark matter. yea, like the earth being the center of the universe; the religious folks havent learned from the mistakes they already done in the past it seems. i was thinking you were more clever than that. guess i was wrong.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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One Brake Unstowed on Opening
virgin-burner replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
not really directed at you pop.. but those fucking idiots burying toggles and NOT checking their airspace.. gets my blood boiling! had a fucking dumb-ass student on his fucking boat spiral on me last season. stopped less than 100 yards from me. then he does it again on the next load.. made sure that idiot got his ass handed to him after that. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
didnt RonD1120 point out not too long ago that once you gave yourself in the hands of JESUS, you would be saved!? only nutters are born-again christians, and that guy is the prove of that. if there should be heaven, i'd rather live in hell.. nicer company there! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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nothing opens as soft as a safire2.. yea, i've seen your saf-opening too mircan.. tough it's a little squirelly at times and likes to spin me around on most openings.. but they're still soft! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I always thought I'd make a good homosexual if it wasn't for the whole butt sex thing... Tis better to give then receive!!! that is so CHRISTIAN of you!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Not if you keep calling her a guy!! she's a flaming feminist, isnt she!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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We all want to look good for Jesus! You wouldn't want an ugly bride, would you? are you saying you're getting married to a dude!? way to go for a coming-out! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Damn it, I just started P90X. I'm gonna have to ask God to reconsider...again. I think I can buy us more time, He's a pretty reasonable guy believe it or not. sorry, couldnt resist.. was funny in the article about the diet-thing; what's the point!? anyway, i hear there are some house left to themselves, would those guys be up for signing a contract so i could have one!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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so I should plan a vacation day for then? I'm sure the company will provide a paid day off for the end of the world. You should not waste vacation time. I hope there is a restaurant at the end of the universe. better bring a towel, too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i was thinking the same thing.. other than that, holy fucking shit! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm a little worried now, i must say.. has anybody notified coreece? i feel sorry for the little girl tough.. i used to know a girl that was in some sort of church that predicted doomsday back in the eighties. they claimed they would get saved by spaceships. it got dragged through the press and half the country went there to watch those "spaceships". of course, they didnt come. but there were big uproars and fights going on.. horrible pictures for a little girl to endure. needless to say, she's still in the church, but pretty much fucked up.. shame. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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GANGS OF CATS WITH THUMBS!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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once i spilled almost a whole beer over a midget at a bar. he looked up at me and said "i'm NOT happy!" - my reply was "well, which one are you!?" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I responded with a price of 3275.00 Dear Mr. turtlespeed: I accept your generous offer, and had my secretary draw up a cheque. Unfortunately, she accidentally added an extra zero, and made the check out for $32,750.00. It is very difficult to un-do such a mess. So instead, I request that you proceed to cash this check and deposit it in your account. Then kindly send me the difference of $29,475 along with the 100 Sony tapes. Thank you very kindly, Mugato Nubumbo dear sirs maguto, i end up will clearly you request yours; please send first moneys, then you will have at hand! pleasure of great will is opportunity of buisness yours. kindly, v-to-the-motherfucking-b! sounds like a great deal, doesnt it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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dude, my "wisecracks" and my horrible humour is what makes me that loveable; that and my enormous cock, that last one only applies if you're woman tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Oh oh another one jumping on the bandwagon
virgin-burner replied to Amazon's topic in Speakers Corner
i like you a lot more like that.. having some humour in you! that's cool! -
Somebody loves you. yea.. she wont live forever; in fact, she's quite old already. previous owner shot himself in the head. couldnt traumatise her any more than that.. i hate to think what life would be like without her.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Oh oh another one jumping on the bandwagon
virgin-burner replied to Amazon's topic in Speakers Corner
Picture with two lines on it? I mean it is wierd and a little disturbing for you to reference this - but I don't see how it could be construed as a personal attack. are you saying mnealtx got sand in his mangina!? No - but as much as he and Amazon are "dancing" around he may be preggers now. they'd really make a cute couple! That kid would need lots of therapy. James more important is the question, would the kid turn out to be a dem or a rep!? let's put bets on THAT!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
"Downfall" Hitler parody on Swooping
virgin-burner replied to 4dbill's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
1.4!? that's the wingload i started off after student-status.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda