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After freefall, I unstowed the brakes and the velcro made the sound that we all know and love. (tearing) The student said "Dude I don't know what you just did, but don't do it again!) "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

To me there is a big difference between bragging and being conceited (can i call you a bad speller ron?). After i do something totally cool in the air, i call my mom and tell her all about it, that can be considered bragging. I guess i view being conceited as thinking you are better than someone. I don't think i'm better than my mom, but she does get impressed/excited when i tell her about my jumps. Or maybe i just don't know what the fuck i'm trying to say.... Oh thats the difference, kind of like bragging about being able to spell better than someone else by ...Nevermind (sarcasm intended in a fun way!) P.S. Get back to work Ron! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

I hear you are a Master Debater.....At least thats what I think they said. And good point about bragging vs being conceded....Luckily I have been told I am both. Back off it's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want and with as much soap as I want!

Where do you get that crock of shit? Thats bullshit. No one should be able to brag. There are plenty of guys out there who are awesome and they dont say a word to anyone. Why should anyone be able to brag? If you feel the need to brag, then just shutup. I don't think there is anything wrong with bragging as long as you can comprehend the difference between pride in what you do or just did and being conceded. I'm just happy that I suck at everything! "Jack of all trades and master of .....not a thing!) Hey Wrongway.... Way to go in manning up to your mistakes. Hey Ron.....Damn boy, you go! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Commonly referred to as a Blumpkin! How about, Q:What are you doing this weekend? (no matter the response) A: I'm going asshole hunting and I need a decoy. Your momma so fat after sex she smokes Turkeys Your mommas so fat after I had sex with her I rolled over twice and I was still on her! I am sorry I won't talk about your mother, after all, I don't even know the man! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

They are the best, however sometimes we resort to our worst. Here are a few I like. 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh**. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 5 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 6 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 7 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 8 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 9 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 10 Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 11 The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 12 Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 13 What am I...flypaper for freaks!? 14 I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 15 And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 16 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 17 If I throw a stick, will you leave? 18 Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 19 I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 20 Too many freaks, not enough circuses. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

I understand completely, I do have the amazing ability to, at times, make myself into a complete horses arse. Just naturally gifted I guess! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

More quick whitted terms which I am particularly fond of ... Directed at a female.....VAGITARIAN Directed at male...........NANCY or SHIT STABBER Non gender speciffic......Fuck monkey or TOOL "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

How about "Aw look it's the mayor of idiotville" Eloquent but affective. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Ah yes, the thinning of the population. What a beautiful thing! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

I pray to God that I will never learn them! OUCH! ..Head ....Hurting... Too many acronyms for me... "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

She probably thinks that is made out of bumble bees too. How sad........ I think she should just eliminate tuna from her diet. It's gross anyway. Poor little girl, I guess it is true what they say about some blondes. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

But what if she is allergic to bees? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Heh.......I feel kinda like the retard girl right now... I have a question, do you all just make these up as you go along? I feel so inferior due to my short term memo....hey look a bird! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

I'm thinking that girl should never skydive. Who knows what the hell she would do during a malfunction. I'm thinking maybe she should??? We could call it thinning the heard of the inferior species! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Soy milk, if you please! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

And yes, she is that stupid! I was at a demonstration in Disney and met her. She asked if we were the ones that jumped, when I replied with yes, she asked "with parachutes?" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

No offense meant towards "Legitimately retarded people" intended. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Don't be so mean towards her! My father always had a saying. "You can't slap a retard for spilling the milk" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Thats true and if ya post whore enough you get osteoperosis, sore fingers, bad vision, fired, and lonely! For the love of God child, Just say no! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Sorry, I just thought I would help. Besides Cheating is fun! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Your reply to me was your 50th! Congrats Crap! I gave away my secret....I mean I know everything my child "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Congrats! Your not a newbie any more "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

reply to this and I will tell you "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"

Learn from mistakes, yours as well as others. If you doubt the conditions, and don't know if you should jump, Look for the smartest, most trustworthy person on the DZ that doesn't make his or her $ from skydiving. If that person is in the bar.....Join him or her! Don't be in a hurry to get hurt, aka. look cool. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"