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  1. mamajumps
    So if actions lead to numbers, (usually) what actions constitute a slut... someone who is flirty and outgoing? Enlighten me please, this is something I have always struggled with....
  2. mamajumps
    Its porn for shits sake... Im mean come on... In the porn world, I kinda figured anything goes... and seriously, if she was truly racist, I dont think any amount of money could convince her to F*** a black man on camera or anywhere else....
  3. mamajumps
    Yes I do, I also have them when Im awake... I think I have issues.....
  4. mamajumps
    nurse outfit...check :) oooo I wanna see....
  5. mamajumps
    And: - Must be able to pass test proving female genetics. I dont think he is THAT fussy Well I am. ...after that little incident a few years ago. Your not the only one... last St Patty's while we were all out, a man-woman started hitting on one of our TM's... it had man hands and an adams apple, but other than that was pretty.... we were about to fall out from laughing, our TM even got its number, poor TM was too drunk to know the difference.....
  6. mamajumps
    But im not a nurse, so I guess im missing the main qualification... oh well next..... Actual Nursing degree not required. However - A nurses outfit is highly encouraged.
  7. mamajumps
    Good to know. I'm not into that, either.
  8. mamajumps
    ROFLMAO... that was good....
  9. mamajumps
    But im not a nurse, so I guess im missing the main qualification... oh well next.....
  10. mamajumps
    5 here....
  11. mamajumps
    That was funny as hell....
  12. mamajumps
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  13. mamajumps
    I cant beleive this died so quickly, just when it was getting funny....
  14. mamajumps

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    mamajumps replied to moodyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire

    Sorry I disappeared last night, F***KIN brighthouse and my internet.... gawd brighthouse sucks SO BAD!!!!!
  15. mamajumps
    Yeah looks like a wolf spider to me, they are all over here in Florida, we actually had one big enough once, that it sounded like a mouse tick tick ticking on the walls, my ex shined a flashlight down the hall and you could see its eyes in the flash light...BIG FRIGGIN SPIDER.... not too mention I am terrified to the point of walking across your face to get away from the smallest one... it was an interesting night. Especially when my ex decided to chase it through the house (which at the time was an older single wide trailer) with a lighter and can of hairspray..... In the end, my ex won, and the dead spider was as big as my ex's hand...
  16. mamajumps
    yeah isnt it... 555- 1 hot stud....
  17. mamajumps
    Depends on how you define Slut. My Favorite definition: Slut: A Woman with the Morals of a Man. Seriously. Who gives a shit. What difference does it make if they slept with 1 person or 10 people or 100 people. It is their business and if they are comfortable with their choices, More power to them. Be safe, Have fun, Enjoy Life. I seriously wish more people used and believed in this definition.... would make life so much simpler and less condescending.... Your my new hero of the hour....
  18. mamajumps
    Nah, I don't believe that for a second.
  19. mamajumps
    So, if someone says, "Spence is a big dick", that's not the same, right?
  20. mamajumps
    You volunteering???
  21. mamajumps
    heh...heh... does your mind live in the gutter... mine hasnt been there all day...
  22. mamajumps
    I'll volunteer, being in EMT school, I am an eager beaver to show what I know.... just kidding, I hope I never have to work on any of my skydiving brothers and sisters, at least from them doing something stupid...
  23. mamajumps
    Yes why yes it was. My instructor for my EMT class was one of the paramedics who responded to that.... heard some good stories in class.... What a dumb ass...
  24. mamajumps
    Who is getting bent out of shape?
  25. mamajumps
    At least its gonna be processed and not wasted. Lake Parker has got some big mo fo's too... theres a rumor of a 12 footer in there.