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Everything posted by mamajumps
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Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. I was being funny.... Note my ... so was I. Dork ... Whew ok... good... i was skeered ....
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I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle.... That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter Yes Master you are.... Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. I was being funny....
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I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle.... That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter Yes Master you are....
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I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle....
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So who assigns the numbers?? Im in the process of coming up with some fun shit for induction into the harem....
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So should we create a new turtle following notated by a sig line? Something like turtleharem #1
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Sweet! So we can have nekkid toe painting practice with Shell666! The nekkid part may look like this ... Shell should be in the harem, I think! And I don't know about that other stuff. I don't adapt well to being managed. But I am fun manager... really fun....
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Playing around is fun... the stories are great!!!!
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Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair. Why just temporarily? You know I share Give a girl a rope and she wants to be a cowgirl. VIA IM with His Highness (aka Turtle) I was appointed Harem Manager... all ladies must pass my training & approval before being allowed to play with the turtle....
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Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair. Why just temporarily? You know I share
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Can I be the queen of your harem?
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Yep, im in that club too....
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Just for the record - It was Blue Peanut M&Ms. Y'all have such dirty dirty filthy minds . . . well most of you do anyway. And the problem with this is????? It leads to sex. And the problem with that is??? Damn confusing men.... I swear....
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Chuteless Stunt Twisted into "Guy with Terminal Cancer chooses..."
mamajumps replied to BIGUN's topic in The Bonfire
Those pictures serioulsy creep me out, I have nightmares of jumping with a rig.... -
Why do I have to pee first thing every morning?
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Just for the record - It was Blue Peanut M&Ms. Y'all have such dirty dirty filthy minds . . . well most of you do anyway. And the problem with this is?????
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HAVE A HAPPY HUMPIN BDAY!!!!!
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So it's been a while since I have been married . . .
mamajumps replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means. Yeah Im there with ya on that one... not even gonna go there!!!! Why not - what are you skeered of? Besides YOU, you mean? How can you be scared of this? (see pic) -
But when I was talking to you, you were eating them.... Those were my nuts. Yeah and I still want to know two things: 1) why were you eating your nuts 2) IF you can get your head between your legs to eat your nuts, why in the hell are you looking for a wife??? Cuz - Turtle don't suck on those things. I didn't think that you sucked....I thought that you licked So tell me Mr. Turtle... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??
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Hmmmm the one I was thrust into after my dad boned my mom one night.... I damn sure dont fit.... I know that.... I live life by my own set of rules, works just fine for me, but people always come up with all these weird opinions.... I swear I wonder if it has anything to do with driving a Gator down a main road naked drinking beer???? I'll bring my golf cart to the Hog Flop if you'll repeat that.
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I have witnesses so there! lol And a co-conspirator.... lol
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That was gonna be my next guess
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But when I was talking to you, you were eating them.... Those were my nuts. Yeah and I still want to know two things: 1) why were you eating your nuts 2) IF you can get your head between your legs to eat your nuts, why in the hell are you looking for a wife???
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Hmmmm the one I was thrust into after my dad boned my mom one night.... I damn sure dont fit.... I know that.... I live life by my own set of rules, works just fine for me, but people always come up with all these weird opinions.... I swear I wonder if it has anything to do with driving a Gator down a main road naked drinking beer????
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So it's been a while since I have been married . . .
mamajumps replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means. Yeah Im there with ya on that one... not even gonna go there!!!!