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  1. Could she possibly be any cuter???/
  2. That is way too cool! I think we here need to offer to buy the video from your daughter, could be great boogie entertainment....
  3. mamajumps

    Wish me luck

    You can do it! Go get em!
  4. Hugs to you girly, I know how hard it is to help our friends cross the rainbow bridge... The poem below is amazing and has helped me find closer when I have lost beloved pets. Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown...
  5. yeah I was miffed that it wasn't on too... at least they won!!
  6. Its okay Jaye, I don't get it either....
  7. You are all wrong! What really happened was right as the alligator was about to snap the guys head off, Chuck Norris Birdmanned from an AN2 and snatched the head away and stuck it back on and then Round house Kicked the alligator into next week. The moisture in the air is nothing more than Alligator Tears and streaks from chuck landing the BM suit.. OMG! I just fucked sprayed my drink everywhere. :) Thats kinky as hell... F***king your drink.... damn.... Jello - not just for kids anymore. Jello is for kids???? Hurry someone tell J that....
  8. You are all wrong! What really happened was right as the alligator was about to snap the guys head off, Chuck Norris Birdmanned from an AN2 and snatched the head away and stuck it back on and then Round house Kicked the alligator into next week. The moisture in the air is nothing more than Alligator Tears and streaks from chuck landing the BM suit.. OMG! I just fucked sprayed my drink everywhere. :) Thats kinky as hell... F***king your drink.... damn....
  9. Did you really just admit that here... on this dysfunctional forum??? Yes. Wow, your a brave brave woman!!!! Hats off too you!!!
  10. How could that be fake? How do you fake a video, my boss said she has seen that in slow motion and the dude lost his head.... Look again at the video. Now, I'm no expert at alligators ripping off heads or anything, but I have a feeling, that it wouldn't just pop off like that, and there would be some rippling in the water after the gators went under again. Not to mention the calm attitude of the camera man. Yeah Snopes says it was fake.... oh well.. turned my tummy for a sec....
  11. Did you really just admit that here... on this dysfunctional forum???
  12. How could that be fake? How do you fake a video, my boss said she has seen that in slow motion and the dude lost his head....
  13. OMG!!!! wow... shit...wow... damn....
  14. Sounds like they are taking lessons from Lakeland Electric... those people are the frickin demons of the deepest hell....
  15. Who said white boys can't dance.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj7HvTCYXYY
  16. You are a Mom now.....you are not supposed to sleep naked! When was that rule written???? you know men make up rules as they go along. Oh yeah I forgot about that.... bad man... No
  17. Its Friday... lets be bad and tease the men....
  18. You are a Mom now.....you are not supposed to sleep naked! When was that rule written????
  19. What a dysfunctional group this is.....
  20. What an amazing idea... I would also like to see coverage. Maybe getting in touch with Elaine or Tyson Harvey from SD Snohomish would be a good place to start.
  21. Yes I do, I also have them when Im awake... I think I have issues..... I mean seriously sitting at work...and bam, my mind jumps in the gutter for no apparent reason... its crazy.... this just started happening after I turned 31. Sometimes, its aggrevating, but most of the time I dont mind.... I havent been that crazy in years.