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  1. mamajumps
    Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. I was being funny.... Note my ... so was I. Dork ... Whew ok... good... i was skeered ....
  2. mamajumps
    I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle.... That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter Yes Master you are.... Now you're gettin' creepy .... sounding like him and all. I was being funny....
  3. mamajumps
    I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle.... That wasn't me - i'm MUCH cuter Yes Master you are....
  4. mamajumps
    I thought the baby looked a bit to innocent to be OUR turtle....
  5. mamajumps
    So who assigns the numbers?? Im in the process of coming up with some fun shit for induction into the harem....
  6. mamajumps
    So should we create a new turtle following notated by a sig line? Something like turtleharem #1
  7. mamajumps
    Sweet! So we can have nekkid toe painting practice with Shell666! The nekkid part may look like this ... Shell should be in the harem, I think! And I don't know about that other stuff. I don't adapt well to being managed. But I am fun manager... really fun....
  8. mamajumps
    Playing around is fun... the stories are great!!!!
  9. mamajumps
    Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair. Why just temporarily? You know I share Give a girl a rope and she wants to be a cowgirl. VIA IM with His Highness (aka Turtle) I was appointed Harem Manager... all ladies must pass my training & approval before being allowed to play with the turtle....
  10. mamajumps
    Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair. Why just temporarily? You know I share
  11. mamajumps
    Can I be the queen of your harem?
  12. mamajumps
    Yep, im in that club too....
  13. mamajumps
    Just for the record - It was Blue Peanut M&Ms. Y'all have such dirty dirty filthy minds . . . well most of you do anyway. And the problem with this is????? It leads to sex. And the problem with that is??? Damn confusing men.... I swear....
  14. mamajumps
    Those pictures serioulsy creep me out, I have nightmares of jumping with a rig....
  15. mamajumps
    Why do I have to pee first thing every morning?
  16. mamajumps
    Just for the record - It was Blue Peanut M&Ms. Y'all have such dirty dirty filthy minds . . . well most of you do anyway. And the problem with this is?????
  17. mamajumps
    HAVE A HAPPY HUMPIN BDAY!!!!!
  18. mamajumps
    ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means. Yeah Im there with ya on that one... not even gonna go there!!!! Why not - what are you skeered of? Besides YOU, you mean? How can you be scared of this? (see pic)
  19. mamajumps
    But when I was talking to you, you were eating them.... Those were my nuts. Yeah and I still want to know two things: 1) why were you eating your nuts 2) IF you can get your head between your legs to eat your nuts, why in the hell are you looking for a wife??? Cuz - Turtle don't suck on those things. I didn't think that you sucked....I thought that you licked So tell me Mr. Turtle... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??
  20. mamajumps
    Hmmmm the one I was thrust into after my dad boned my mom one night.... I damn sure dont fit.... I know that.... I live life by my own set of rules, works just fine for me, but people always come up with all these weird opinions.... I swear I wonder if it has anything to do with driving a Gator down a main road naked drinking beer???? I'll bring my golf cart to the Hog Flop if you'll repeat that.
  21. mamajumps
    I have witnesses so there! lol And a co-conspirator.... lol
  22. mamajumps
    That was gonna be my next guess
  23. mamajumps
    But when I was talking to you, you were eating them.... Those were my nuts. Yeah and I still want to know two things: 1) why were you eating your nuts 2) IF you can get your head between your legs to eat your nuts, why in the hell are you looking for a wife???
  24. mamajumps
    Hmmmm the one I was thrust into after my dad boned my mom one night.... I damn sure dont fit.... I know that.... I live life by my own set of rules, works just fine for me, but people always come up with all these weird opinions.... I swear I wonder if it has anything to do with driving a Gator down a main road naked drinking beer????
  25. mamajumps
    ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means. Yeah Im there with ya on that one... not even gonna go there!!!!