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Prayers to Brandy and Lee's family and many many friends! Im speechless...

sad sad sad....

I have always enjoyed football and and born and bred to be a Bucs fan, I still love the Bucs, but have really been following the Patriots this season, that and even tho I grew up watching football, I am just now really learning about the game (beyond the basics)... thanks to my new boyfriend im learning more about it... which makes it even more exciting...

I was married for 10 years ( going thru a divorce now) he started jumping 5 years into our marriage, I started at 6 years into it. I like to say that we split up due to A.I.D.S (air induced divorce syndrome) but in reality, skydiving has very little reason behind our failed marriage. Sure after he became an instructor he spent weeks at a time at the DZ w/o coming home, but our marriage was already history at that point. I think it is like anything else, it is something fun that people can have in common. Its not something that can make or break a relationship and if it does, there were issues already.

who developed a bunch of ulcers from the Patriots and Ravens game last night? But... the PATS won Woo hoo!

Congratulations! What a handsome boy!

"If you aim for nothing, you will probably hit it" "If you always do what you've always done, you will always be where you are now."

This politically correct bullshit has gone too far. Its impossible to make everyone happy....

He is very pretty, I love Boston Terriers!

plead to 5th.. a few times....

wow that is odd.... you hear about stuff like that all the time, but to be so close to it is weird!

Oh good grief, that was hilarious! I don't think we'll go to hell for laughing, but the guy who made that... yeah his ass is cooked....

Its funny, earlier, I had the exact same thoughts....

sounds very immature if you ask me....

I was all excited for a moment.... YOU TRICKED ME.... im gonna go cry now...

www.whatjeffkilled.com

very good point....

Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management

Wanna help me with the Scotch?

No he should boil it and hang it above someone's door.. for being a troll hater....

For sport or food? I think for Sport, they are too tough and rotten to be considered for food!

Dammmittt Billy Vance... its gonna take more than a gallon of mental bleach to get me over that.... WOW....

So I know there are alot of threads revolving around the upcoming election. But I wanna know who you personally like and why. I like John McCain. IMHO, he is 100% American for America. He is a former POW, and and has a strong military background. He also supports our right to bear arms and is anti-abortion. Those are a few of the reasons, I am supporting him in 08.

that is friggin hilarious!!!!

Findgift.com is a neat website. You can break down what kind of gifts you are looking for by gender, age and relationship to you. I have found some neat things on there.