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Wow, this thread was dug up from the bowels of the Bonfire!!! The person who gave me the reason to post this, has practically completely walked away from me and his kids. He is living on the beach with a 19yro (He is in his mid 30's) and get this.... he says he has finally found someone who makes him wanna be monogamos (SP?).... this coming from a person who since age 14 has never been in a relationship where he has not cheated! It cracks me up!!!!

Thats all.... carry on...

You will be close to me and my man (Denis - Team Dirty Sanchez) on 2/22 if ya wanna go grab dinner or something, let me know and I will see what he is doing! It would be cool to meet ya!

Awww if I see that in the store today when I go shopping for my kids I will get one for him! He's a great friend and getting him that would be cool!

Yes, as Spence said...masterbation... go buy yourself a toy and if you get a good one, you will wonder will you ever needed a man to begin with! Toys have so many perks: 1) They only want it when you do 2) they dont want to cuddle afterwards 3) They don't bitch if its been a few weeks and there are many more...just cant think of them right now

Hugs, Kisses and Vibes sweetie! Things like this are always hard to deal with, I agree, I would not lie to her if she asks about your uncle. Sending prays and guidance your way!

Funny, when I'm feeling lazy and don't want to pick stuff up - I do the same with towels on the floor. Oh for the love of gawd.... good grief....

I heard that crabs can live like 2 weeks on porcelin and can jump to unsuspecting people...

Your smily face will most definitly be missed! Have fun in Nam!

The last Denis and I talked about it, it sounded like the helicopter is a done deal! Hope to see ya then! Hopefully, I will have a rig then and can jump too!

totally pointless food... I agree with pops jumper.. go get a steak and a potato.. thats real food!

Its funny i was thinking about a similar topic just now. I have a major public potty phobia! I have been at my place of employment for a year and a half and still have issues with the bathrooms here and they are super clean! And misc public potties, forget, my eyeballs will float first! I wont even hoover!

what kind of can of worms are you trying to open????

Have an awesome filled bday!

It always is and always has been the "little" things that mean the most. Anyone can just go "buy" a gift, but those who take the time to create something and put love and feelings into really mean the most!!! If she doesnt love the gift and fall head over heels for your son, she's a nut and prolly doesnt deserve him anyway!

thats awesome!

Hope your birthday is a great one! You deserve it!

I dont really think she is hot, being a porn star midget, she is a bit on the worn out side. But there are some hot midgets for so!

Bridget the Midget rocks!

Oh good grief Billy.....

So, you're into gay skinny, hairy guys instead?

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Umm...waiter, CHECK PLEASE! Hey...Keith's hot. You should at least be complimented. Why is it that most of the gay guys are so OMFG edible???? It just aint fair.... Aint so much that way with the Lesbians... or even bi-chics... they are out there yes and there are some that post here that are way hot... but for the most part, yeah not so much, def not like the gay guys!!!

Oh come on... I know you have better pictures than that!!!