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Stella is YUMMMY

Um . . . seriously . . . pay attention to all the cards. Um...seriously... I said "just for fun" I did catch that, but at first you don't see it....

Well since I am an Aries Here is my boyfriends: (Yuengling happens to be one of his favorite beers too!) Libra You're refined and so balanced! How about expressing your uber-stability with something smart yet delectable? Reach across the bar, and ask for a Yuengling Porter. It is richer than Yuengling Lager and will still allow room for bratwurst and pretzels, and its sultry brown color will attract attention.

http://www.guytalkgirltalk.com/mfun1.shtml

You do know what NASCAR stands for right? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Not married here.. but am in a serious relationship... I was taking a shower at his house one day, and about died from lack of oxygen, I looked out of the curtain and sure enough.... there he was....smiling like the cheshire cat.... Me on the other hand, I WILL NOT use any public bathrooms if they are occupied, and you better believe I am behind locked doors at home or at friends....

Definitly my little pony...

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At least the third escaped, unfortunately it will take years of counseling to help her get over it....

Yes, I am CPR certified Yes, my smoke detectors work no, I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't have curbs or anything else to put my house number on. My house sits way back off the road, so dunno if actually putting numbers on my house would work either....

almost as funny as frozen kids go jump in a lake squeak.... you can't compare apples to oranges.... the sign is funny, not the act.... which is what rocky was getting at.....

Have a great day!

That is some funny shit....

http://www.theledger.com/article/20080929/NEWS/809290327 LUSBY, Md. | A mother told police that child-sized human remains uncovered in her basement freezer were those of her two adopted daughters and police think she is responsible for their deaths. Police were investigating an abuse complaint Saturday when they discovered the remains encased in ice. The mother told investigators that they had been in her southern Maryland home for at least seven months, and police said they are considering the case a homicide. "We have reason to believe that's the two children in the freezer," Lt. Bobby Jones of Calvert County Sheriff's Office said Monday. "We believe that the mother who adopted the two children is responsible for it." Autopsies would need to be completed before they know for sure the remains are of the girls, who would be ages 9 and 11. Deputies made the gruesome discovery in the home in Lusby, about 50 miles southeast of Washington, D.C. They were there with a search warrant to investigate the treatment of a girl who had run away and "showed signs of extreme abuse and neglect," the sheriff's department said. The girl's mother, 43-year-old Renee Bowman, has been arrested, and a judge has ordered her held without bail. She is charged with first-degree child abuse in the beating of the runaway 7-year-old, who was found wandering in the neighborhood wearing only a blood- and feces-soaked T-shirt. The girl escaped from a locked bedroom by jumping out a second-story window, and Bowman admitted beating her with a "hard-heeled shoe," officials said. Bowman told detectives she brought the remains in the freezer with her to Lusby when she moved from Rockville in February. Bowman has not been charged in the older girls' deaths.

From memory... Willie Duece Hot Wheels Princess Snow Talon Willie is the only one of those I still have... We did just get a new kitten last night, a little black white bob tail... we named her Nevaeh...

I remember that!!

Yeah you know you should be on the look-out and be listening for the dueling banjos when you walk into the circle K (polk city) and the rather hefty in size clerk is sitting behind the counter with her bare feet propped up on the counter... I aint shitten ya neither.... her feet were nasty black. I dunno how people can stand that....

Don't you mean Circle K Teeth and Summer Feet? 6 of one half dozen of the other... Summer teeth = some are here and some are there.....

I had two, and they are not really that hard to take care of. Pretty much any fresh fruit is good and some veggies. They are nocturnal which does suck, but you can play with them during the day they just "bitch" about it. My best advice would be get them as babies and handle them A LOT. If they are not handled, they are some mean little shits with sharp teeth!

This will also free up 1 day a week that I can go sky-jumpin!!!!! The shifts are 24 on 48 off. My first day, sleep catch up if need be and the 2nd day----------SKY JUMPIN!!!!!!

It is nearly 10 grand more a year than I am making now.... and I drive 170 miles per week now (if I just go to my kids school, work, babysitter and home) this will only be 30 miles a week more...

I really don't know what to expect, it is a 3 part test interview: 1) job willingness & description 2) 100 question test on BLS, PHTLS & CEVO 3) Patient Care report exam yikes I am nervous!!!!!!

I dunno, is Lake/Sumter county much better than Polk?

I just got around to watching this show! IM HOOKED! I've had a vampire addiction/fascination since I was a teen. This show is awesome! I watched the first 3 episodes today and now have it set to be recoreded every week! The show is sexy and mysterious, and I love that!!!!!!