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Not as lean, not as mean but ALWAYS A MARINE!!!! SEMPER FI!!! OOOHHHH RAHHHHHH!
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Yeah, there's an app for that!
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First date with a new girl in high school I had eaten burrittos for lunch and had some BAD gas. Sitting in her living room with her parents and their dog sitting next to me on the couch. I couldn't hold it anymore and suddenly, rippppp! Dad said "Rover"! Ha, they think its the dog so a few minutes later, rippppp again Dad says "Rover" I'm laughin my ass off on the inside now, poor puppy! A few more minutes goes by and ripppp again. This time Dad says "Rover, get over here before that boy shits on you!!!
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[ doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. Anybody know when voodews birthday is? A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.)
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Nice rig but what a ugly fuckin couch!!!
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But what about the RING man? I thought you was "THE GOD" I guess I'll send my license back to the USPAQ
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And I have just the right person to teach you the British sarcasm!
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"Result - me having to do emergency rescheduling of my time while desperately trying to keep the business afloat. " And with ALL of this work you still have time to post on here?? JK.... I know I have a few of those too!!!
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How is skydiving like getting a blowjob from an ugly chick? Feels good, but holy shit, don't look down!!!
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I have to brag about the customer service I got from Scarlett at Sunrise. She went out of her way to help with the insurance and even though they didn't pay enough to cover the rig she stepped up and offered me a 50% off coupon to order an new one!!!! I was thinking about other manufacturers but not now. They have a customer for life. GO WINGS!!! Thanks Scarlett!!!
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Mods, this was a sticky what happened?
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What is a BJ worth? $20.00 same as downtown.
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Skydive San Marcos Halloween Boogie
docdialtone replied to cloudwlking's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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How about a bag of skydiver shit? Bring a big bag next weekend and let everyone take their turn. May want to wait untill Sunday so they get all of the alcohol shit and maybe even a bit of vomit to go along with it. JuJu's address would also be a plus!
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I guess you didn't read the original post. I was at the HOSPITAL ER with my daughter I would never leave my gear in the truck ! It seems like the policy is backwards and would only cover 10% if it was at home and had a place to bring things inside. I'm gonna fight this one all the way!!!
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I appreciate the offer and I'll probably take you up on it just two questions though. Who the HELL are you? And what size canopy do you have? I talked to the insurance company today and they fucked me. We have $20,000 coverage on our renters insurance. Since the theft happened off our property the max payout is 10%!!! ($2,000) I told them that if the truck had been at home the stuff would have been in the house not in the truck. Next time I will drive home then call the police. I was at the hospital in the emergency room with my daughter!!!! Like the title of this thread reads "Thieving BASTARDS!!!!!"
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Voodew, I didn't even think about posting that link. Thanks a bunch!!!
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You know I NEVER leave my rig in the truck. Even when we're at the campground it comes in and sleeps with us. I was just too distracted with my daughter lastnight. The worst part is the Halloween Boogie is in 3 weeks and I'm gonna have to find something to jump. THIS REALLY SUCKS!!!! Thanks to everybody at Skydive San Marcos (especially Adam) I have some serial numbers now: Wings W21 DOM 5/07 5384 PDR 193 DOM 1/08 041508 Cypress DOM 2/97 50B15201510C... I think ADAM was a doctor in a previous life cause I can't read the rest of it :0~ I don't have the SN of the main, I'm still trying to remember who I bought it from. Thanks for all of the responses!!!
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Thieving Bastards in San Antonio
docdialtone replied to docdialtone's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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My truck was broken in to at Northeast Methodist hospital in San Antonio between 10:30 pm Saturday and 3:30am Sunday while in the emergency room with my daughter. They took my Wings, royal blue with yellow reserve bag and red reserve pc cover. It had a Saber 2 190, PDR 190 and a cypress. They also took my laptop and a few other things. All of the serial numbers are in my laptop so I am going to have to find another way to get all of this info. As soon as I do I am going to post it here and on USPA. Just wanted to give an early heads up to all in the area. Daughter was treated and released and is doing well. Mods, can I post or can you copy this to other forums please? Thanks and Blue Skies!!!
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I agree with the talk to the instructor thing but, when I sent Tony a order form for a suit they called me and asked "are you sure this is what you want? This suit will make you fall faster." I guess with my measurements they could tell how big my belly uhmmmmm tool shed is. We changed it to a looser suit and I love it. That my friend is customer service!!!
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erroneous information found in SIM - Maybe
docdialtone replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Parasitic? Now we're parasites? Thats it, I am never floating again! -
Favorite it was supposed to be story...
docdialtone replied to Broke's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
And this one time at band camp..... OOPS, sorry wrong forum!!! -
Beach jumps in Eloy soon?
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Maybe a threesome?