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1. Going into a room and forgetting why you went in there. 2. Losing your train of thought in a middle of a sentence. 3. Missing the Simpsons. 4. Not being able to jump for whatever reason (money, injury, the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse...what have you). 5. Waking up at random times in the middle of the night. 6. Going to Best Buy to buy a DVD and walking out $600 poorer with a new TV, DVD player and four new DVD's. ---realizing you can't fit aforementioned TV in your car and trying to figure out how the hell you're going to get it home. Anyone else? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I actually saw somebody sell their soul on E-bay. I have the webpage somewhere. For some reason it only went for 5 dollars. They sent the buyer a certificate and a picture. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Clay, don't forget to put on some Kenny G.... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Yeah you have watch out for the jellyfish and the sharks... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

This does not bode well for their relationship.... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I was adressing Pre, not you.

Did you barf up a lung?

Nothing better then a good old-fashioned smack down to "enforce" discipline... Who here got the belt or a version of "go cut your own switch".... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Those are contacts? Cool! How much do those cost? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Yeah he did...that bottle of tequila was his best friend that night...man that was funny.

Being a bit generous aren't you Sunny? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Whoever wants one, PM me. I can contact my family down in Mexico City (where I got the ones for Katie and Chuck) to send me some more. They're cheap, ~13 dollars a piece. Chuck and Katie, you're very welcome. I had to find a box big enough to mail them in. The post office didn't have a box that they'd fit in, so I had to scrounge around for one. Sunny...need an address, give me a few days.

How about an infatuation...or maybe an interest? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Classic wendy...Classic...

BWHAHAHAHAHA.... I guess the reason i like this chemistry is that I got none of the other kind!! Ah well, good thing calculating changes in entropy and enthalpy get me all excited.... Jump Is it exo or endothermic?

even worse - NO SOLITAIRE!!! Word....plus you can't post whore, watch skydiving videos or listen to music.... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

That's what I said...from what I could tell it was Stone Age version of MS Word....no spell check....WTF? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Well it's my first day on the job here in the Chair Force...and I am sitting here bored out of my mind, with nothing to do....I work in the Wing commander's office...(essentially the CEO of the base). I work for the exec...so they give me my first task (FINALLY! I've been here since 7:30) Here's the exchange between my boss and me. Her: I have a project for you. Me: Okay (waiting patiently) Her: Can you type? (Incredulous look on my face) Me: Of course (Me thinking what a stupid question) Her: I need you to type these four names on these envelopes. Here's where the generation gap really starts to show Me: What program do I use to type these (I'm thinking I need a template on MS Word of some kind to to print on the envelopes Her: None. (I'm confused at this point) At this point it dawns on me, she wants me to use a typewriter....okay...no problem, shouldn't be that hard. Not like it's rocket science...well I got a A in that class....so all good. I go to the typewriter and flip switches till lights come on, but can't figure out where to stick the envelopes, so I have to go find a major next door who knows how to use the thing. Me: Sir, could you give me a hand for a sec? Him: What's up? Me: Can you show me how to use the typewriter? Him: Oh, they don't show anyone how to use those anymore do they? (Look of sadness as he realizes how old he's gotten) Me: No they don't (look of pity) I just thought this was funny to me..... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

You really could too....seriously....that was hilarious...ironically enough, that was the smoothest exit I've ever managed.

Sunny kicks ass...she's very forgiving...especially when you screw her on the exit count...oops... It still was a fun jump though "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Anything they serve on Fear Factor....those people are nuts...of course it is for 50 grand... What's marmite and vegimite? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Glad I'm going to be wearing a flight suit....sorry dude...yeah, the new BDU's do look stupid. At least you'll be able to say...back in the day.....

She's such a boozehag!

I also attend concerts and operas. The last symphony I saw was A Midnight Summer's Dream by Mendelsson last April. I really liked that piece. It was kwality.

My Russian is rusty and rather at an elementary leve, which is something I am going to rectify quite soon, but what I know, both boys and girls have a patronymic. The rules for this "middle name" are simple. 1. Use the father's name (obviously). 2 Boys put -ovich at the end of their father's name. Girls use -ova So for example if you have a guy named Ivan Markov and he has a son Yuri and a daughter Katerina their full names would be 1. Yuri Ivanovich Markov 2. Katerina Ivanova Markov. Hope that helps. Dasvidanya tovarich. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes