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Yeah Norway, where you can actually buy postcards with pics of BASE jumpers in ordinary tourist souvenir shops. Well, sure we need airplanes! I'm a BASE whuffo: "why d'you jump off perfectly good mountains?" (Well some of the mountain jumpers say that to me, they gotta test the mountains and see if they work, it would be a total waste to leave a perfectly good mountain alone. Well if they work, then what's the need to jump off them? is what I'm saying). Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

You should try, they're good! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

It's the money thing, and partly the weather. I hope it gets better soon... But it does cheer me up to see people with post/jump ratios such as some in this thread. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

IIIiiiiinteresting.... So you're saying they were drawing you with a little green cloud following you around? Pretty much. They also always drew me too fat with too big boobs. I'm just saying this was a situation where you wouldn't like to have "air" problems. So balance your sprouts with something else, and you can safely feast on them. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Your point is??? Look at my postloading. Point? Maybe it would be a good thing to get my *ss outta that little cessna at Hamar? Haven't jumped for months. I miss it and my post number remind me about how much I miss it. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Follow me to neverland! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

My post number here just passed my jump numbers. And it's mostly pointless bad joke bonfire posts like this one. This is not a good thing, right? Does it call for immediate action? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Warning, a whole bag of frozen sprouts cookes in salty water an eaten with butter in front of telly can do nasty things to your digestion. I discovered that when I was still working as a model, standing there, nude in the art class. Shit, I had sprouts yesterday. "Nono, it wasn't me!" If you combine them with something else, you should be fine, but just sprouts is a "recipe for disaster". And I heard that with the glucemic index of sprouts combined with their low calorie to bulk ratio, you can't get fat from eating sprouts. So dig in, even if you're on a diet. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Ah The httpanties. No one wants to buy them for me... But I like the "no i will not fix your computer" or "Obey gravity, it's the law" tops better Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Poor Scoop! I have monthly pay too, and i'm used to it, ubt payday is no day of joy, as it all goes to "various expenses with living alone in appartment that used to be appartment for two". Sucks. I know how you feel.

Alternatively. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Well, there's a morale to my joke, though. It's: Never, ever walk around in polar bear territory without a large caliber gun or a person with a large caliber gun with you. And you're allowed to kill polar bear that attacks unprovoked, but if you feed it or otherwise disturb it, you'll be punished. Of course, some polar bears will themselves do the punishments of those who disturb them. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I can help you there, although this may only be funny in Norway or even only funny on Svalbard. Well, in Norway, there's a chocolate that's called "Bamsemums", and that translates into "bear yummy" it's foam shaped like little bears covered in chocolate. A couple of years ago, two girls from Oslo went for a walk just outside longyearbyen in Svalbard. They were attacked and eaten by a polar bear. So, the joke goes: "what do you call two tourist girls on a walk outside Longyearbyen?" "Bamsemums." Of course, it's really tasteless and maybe not even funny, but I'm iqtm all the same. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

So, if I like missionary, does that mean I'm lazy? I mean, the guy get to do all the work. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Shit, Tom, that hurt just from reading. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I had dreams when I was doing my first jumps about planes that crashed, pieces of the plane and blood everywhere. Pretty scary, but I was pretty scared. Now it's just the occational dream where I dream that I'm falling out of a plane, and it's not unpleasant at all, or even one where I dreamed that I was going to do a BASE jump, and the only thing that worried me was that my rig had no emergency handles. The weird thing about those dreams is that I worry in the dream about not being scared. It's like "I should be scared, shouldn't I?" But I don't have that high jump numbers.

I'm a scorpio! Of course I don't believe in this at all, but was fun reading up on horoscopes this summer when I was learning to skydive: "Until that and that date, there's no limit to what you throw yourself into..." OK, that's good, What about: Air! I don't believe in this anyway, so me being just like the horoscope said it _pure_ coincidence. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

So what's with my f***ing avatar now? I answered your question, dammit! (BTW _I_ don't have a cute little giggle): I LOL. And I'm poor: I'm getting NEW gear. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Biology. Read up, man! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Thinking, but might never actually be done. Not worried that it will look ugly or embarrassing when I get older, as tattoos and wrinkles together will be quite common in the future. Not worried that I'll stop liking it, as a good design will last. If I were to do it, I would want something quite bold. Just might never get around to do it. I'm a chicken. But definetely closer to getting a couple more piercings.

Smile, that always fools them! Smile, and they'll think you're helpful and nice and happy! And it's the only way to look good in photos. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

Can I touch your sunglasses instead? Just in the middle of the glass? Right after I've eaten a grilled chicken without a napkin? Cool sunglasses, BTW. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

I get: "why do you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" From a golfer. And He's asked several times, and I give answers such as "I like it!" or "The door was open". Next time I'll just ask: "Why do you make 18 holes in a perfectly good landing area?" That will shut him up. Maybe... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

My feelings about Windows Vista can be summed up in these words: unimpressed. Total indifference. MEH. I don't mean to be negative here, it's just the way I feel. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

For some reason, they play songs on the radio and everywhere else, that are clearly written about skydiving. Is it only me who notice? The lyrics are full of words like "flying" "jumping". I mean, this should be chrystal clear. Examples? Well: Lenny Kravitz: Fly Away (obvious) Madonna: Jump! (also obviuos) Moby: We are all made of stars (about building large formations) Smash mouth: All Star (Well, not directly, but every time I hear this song, I get this picture in my head of a big, fat, unshaved and slightly smelly freeflyer in a green jumpsuit doing a smiling sitfly exit from an Antonov AN-28. "Didn't make sense not to live for fun"). And I think I heard something about freefalling on the radio today, but didn't catch the title. Anyone else who has examples of this? Well this just shows how privileged we are. Everyone else is dreaming about flying, but we get to live that dream. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?