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Say it's been a while since you've gotten to kiss someone. Does your tongue start to feel like it's getting lazy and out of shape? You don't want it to get sprained from sudden overuse. What do you do to exercise/stretch it? (Besides the normal eating and drinking.) Gotta make sure you keep your tongue in shape. This goes for both girls and guys.

Make sure she knows how to make a good sammich.

Why stop because the sun is coming up? That hasn't stopped me before. When the sex is really good I rate it 100. I've called in sick to work before because things were going so well. I've also been known to spend an inordinate amount of time in bed yet still be exhausted when I finally get up.

Happy Birthday.

. Something tells me you might get banned for simply making Turtle into a greenie.

She has just passed away from battling cancer.

Last year at Skyfest during the SCR ceremony I learned that cold beer poured on a sunburn is REALLY painful.

Not if it was like last year where they used Milwaukee's Best Light. I gagged as it was dripping into my mouth.

Happy Birthday!!!! I tried looking for a new thong for you but I couldn't find anything that would suit you.

Congrats on getting to go home. That's a huge step.

Happy Birthday Doc.

Note: I did not read the other posts in this thread so if someone already said this...sorry. I have dealt with this situation first hand at my old job. The boss was sleeping with one of the EMT's. They tried to be sneaky but EVERYONE knew about it. She got favored in every way possible. She got the best shifts and never had to do a basic transport that she didn't want to. It was a family owned and operated ambulance service and it got bad enough that the boss's own family wanted to quit working there. We had protocols in place as far as which crew would go on which call/transport but those all went out the window when this certain person was working. If we tried to have her do something she didn't feel like doing in a matter of minutes we'd get a call from the boss at home (even at 2am) telling us to do something else resulting in her not having to do anything. It caused alot of friction in the workplace. No one wanted to work with her. Several people quit because of her. Less than a week before I quit and moved down here the shit truly hit the fan. They were caught red handed and the boss's wife (co-owner) came running into the station screaming, "Tell that whore that if she wants him she can have him!!!" (Mind you they had 8 kids together that are being drug through this mess.) The EMT ended up quitting and from what I hear things got even worse after I left (probably because the boss wasn't getting any any more.) In my opinion this is just a bad idea on every level possible and there is absolutely no way for it to end well.

SC in 3...2...1.... But before that happens...This is bullshit. If anyone saw the pics that leaked on the internet of her after that night you'd agree that he is getting off with less than a slap on the wrist. Of course I feel that anytime one S/O beats another (doesn't matter which sex is doing the beating) they should be harshly punished.

Yes. Yes. It's awesome ... O +1

Congrats!!!!

With all this talk lately about piercings I have a question. Have you ever gotten your piercing stuck on the piercing your S/O has? What are the chances of this happening? And what do you do? That would be an interesting 911 call.

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Happy Birthday. Hope you have a great day.

My favorite line of the entire story.

Yes, I did laugh on the inside at my boss. Just let me know when your flight gets in and I'm there.

That's the epitome of overreaction.

Sorry...the idea of soggy bread just doesn't sound right to me. Cake is bread - with a LOT of sugar in it. You never dunked your ch Can't say I have. I drink milk when having chocolate cake but that's about as close as the two come to being together.

Too late...you missed it. Turns out they're just talking about mega structures and when the New River Gorge Bridge came up they had clips of bridge day and talked about it briefly.

They're talking about bridge day RIGHT NOW!!!!

When she makes it their ratings are going to skyrocket from all of the dz.commers who start watching.