iluvtofly

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  1. http://www.vibrator.com/sex-toys/ultimate-beaver.html
  2. There's one about 2 miles from my house and you can smell it from about a mile away.
  3. Beer-Up-The-Butt Chicken is one of the tastiest things ever.
  4. Damn you...now I'm in the mood for some fall-off-the-bone BBQ spare ribs.
  5. Just go have lots of sex. I always found that to help when quitting.
  6. The bigger the boom the better the firework.
  7. Congratulations!!! That's awesome. I'm sure it feels great to have all that hard work pay off.
  8. So long as you don't become a total pigfruit everything will be fine.
  9. what would you call it? Such as an arm. Why not call it a reacher? And the hand can be called the grabber. Why is a store called a store? Or how about the word shoes? Who came up with all of these. And why are we forced to follow the "norm" and call this things by these "names"? I say we protest and come up with new names for everything.
  10. I'm moving your name over to the short list now. I'm almost afraid to ask which list I'm on. on the "to be spank list" for causing so much trouble in the forums...... Now that's a list I don't mind being on.
  11. I'm moving your name over to the short list now. I'm almost afraid to ask which list I'm on.
  12. I think I can make you laugh so hard you will sort like lisah... Give me a minute to think of something funny... only for you will I do this ....sighs...here is the link.... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3505461#3505461 this will make you laugh I promis! OMG!!! How have I never heard that before? That was just too funny. Guppie...if you're not laughing after that then I don't know what will cheer you up today.
  13. Anyone who has met me in person knows that I'm not the same person as I am online (for the most part ). I'm sure I'm not the only person who feels like they can let their hair down online. Yes, I am the #1 Smutsketeer. I have no shame in that because I know who I am. Ever since I moved to a new DZ and have gone to several different boogies I've met alot of people. Typically after the person gets to know me they'll ask if I'm on dz.com. When I tell them my screen name 99.9999% of the time the reaction I get is, "Holy Shit!! That's you? I never would have guessed." So that just goes to show that you can't truly judge a person by their online persona.
  14. Awesome DZ. Great people, great vibe, great instructors. Just a great place in general. Introduce yourself to me when you get there. I'll the one hugging nylon on the floor.
  15. iluvtofly

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    Massage therapy? Hey Niki ... you're hired ... as soon as you make that career move ... O Well I am happy with my chosen career...but I am always available for freelance work. First massage is on the house... Hi there. (Gets at the front of the line)
  16. Yes I can do that with a cherry stem. And I played the flute for 7 years in school.
  17. This first line led me to believe it was a sexual thread ABOUT LuvtoFly rather than one she has started!!!! Oppps!
  18. you see a hot guy/girl walking by and you don't want others to see you looking?
  19. I think we have a new Skymama quote.