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You're an ass!!! I was simply bending over to pick something up and I was having trouble not falling over so I was propping myself up on the camper.

And we're never going to let you go!!!!

I know exactly how you feel. When I went to Skyfest in Chester 2 years ago I had no trouble staying awake for the drive. It was my first boogie ever. After working an 11pm to 7am shift I got in my car and drove 8 1/2 hours straight there with no stopping for naps. Even then I was still able to stay awake till 3am that night partying. It's amazing what kind of energy excitement will give you.

The Farm with Team Dirty Sanchez, Team One and the Dirty Pirate Hookers. Keep your eyes pealed for the news articles to follow.

Hooray! Be gentle. I haven't had alcohol in quite a while! Oh dear... Atleast help me back to my tent to avoid the jackassery that goes with passing out. Lol May I suggest walking around barefoot all night. It might be your best bet.

Hooray! Be gentle. I haven't had alcohol in quite a while!

Hide ya kids n hide ya wives! See you fuckers @ The Farm!! Hooray!

Here's a little video to get every pumped for some DPH jumps.

Alright folks...less than a week away. The Dirty Pirate Hookers will be there and looking for new initiates. So bring your corsets. And guys, if for some odd reason you don't have one of you're own I'm working on getting some of the hot girls at the Farm to lend theirs out.

That really sucks that you can't make it. But I still expect you to visit the farm whenever you do finally get home.

Looks like something a skydiver would do. http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2010/10/21/white-trash-repairs-roughing-it/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ThereIFixedIt+%28There%2C+I+Fixed+It.%29

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked.

EVERYONE picks california or friggin florida.. You swinging by Georgia at any point???

That it was. Made 3 great jumps myself. Can't wait to go back.

Unfortunately I remember hearing somewhere that with the mine being inoperable for so long the company was going bankrupt and wasn't going to be able to pay the miners their regular wages for the time they were down there. So not only were they stuck in unimaginable conditions for so long but they weren't even getting paid for it.

Thanks for that...because this week isn't going by slow enough as it is waiting to go to Bridge Day this weekend.

Happy Mooolated Birthday!!!!

I love getting DD's from VB (even though I can never understand a single word he says). Unfortunately when he tried to call me Saturday night I was out at dinner and had left my phone at the DZ.

It would not let me sign. Every time it said I was putting the verification code in wrong even though I was double checking it.

I have one very distinct memory about those. My friends and I thought it would be a great idea to take a 10 foot rope and tie the radio flyer to my bicycle. Went cruizing down my driveway (which was a 40 foot hill at about a 30 degree angle). It was going great until I took the 90 degree turn off my driveway. She went flying accross the gravel road and into the yard across the street. We were both laughing our asses off.

DAMN YOU!!!!! All it took was for me to see the thread title and now the damn song is stuck in my head.

you've all said this to yourselves at some point during a jump.

Let's Go Pens!!!! Pittsburgh: On the ice or on the grass we'll kick your ass!

I really did not need to read that while eating lunch. Besides...there's one major flaw in that story. Billy would never hear Turtle say anything to him.

Happy Happy Birthday!!! Bump