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Everything posted by iluvtofly
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Is that really a question? Does he know how to be anything BUT a smartass???
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Boo! There was a time where you could trick the system and override that...but I discovered that they fixed that "glitch" a little while ago.
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I thought you said that was a new sigline...not just a quote.
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Read ryoders's thread...I'm in protest.
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Ok...that changes things a bit.
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should any mean spirited sounding post I make tonight should be taken seriously!!! I'm a tad on the drunk side. So if it sounds mean spririted it's supprose to be sarcastic and I simply worded it wrong. I'm a happy drunk. I swear!!!
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A cesna? Really? You could have at least made it a turbine.
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I have to buy beer for The Farm. Help!
iluvtofly replied to Divalent's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
And when do you plan on bringing this bear out to the Farm? Just give it to me and I'll be sure to taste test it and make sure it's drinkable. And if it passes I'll be absolutely sure that it gets out to all the right people. (And the suggestion of Sweetwater 420 should not be shrugged off. ) -
Why is it so difficult to find boobies nowadays? (in the BF)
iluvtofly replied to ryoder's topic in The Bonfire
It's because the ratio of rack:glory is severly skewed. Considering the ratio of women:men in skydiving it should be skewed in the opposite direction of what it is. So until it evens out a little more I'm on protest. -
I'll make a hooker out of you yet!!!!! And thank you for the lymerics...they were great.
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Ok...now I'm the bored one. It's that time of month end close where I can't do anything until I get certain e-mails from other departments. Thankfully Friday is my short day and I get to leave at noon. In the mean time...entertain me. Oh yeah...will I be seeing you at Fitzgerald???
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Awesome work. I love it!
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My boss did. But it was only after she scared the living piss out of me by making me think I was in serious trouble for something. I mean the look on her face scared other people in the office who have worked here for years.
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The video won't play for me. But just looking at the pictures I want to get one!
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I knew there was something else you were looking for I just couldn't remember what. And remember, you outed yourself on this story. I was being nice and not saying who it was.
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IF you reply it will get bumped to the top of the list. People will reread some of the old posts and read your new post. And who knows...the thread may get some new life.
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Here's a great story that I get a good laugh out of everytime I think about. Well, not so much a story as a picture in my head. At a New Years boogie, and there's this crazy ass girl running around the dz asking every single person there if she can have a ruffie. The sad part of this picture though, is somehow not a single person there had one. The one time a girl wants to ruffie herself and not a single skydiver can or will help her.
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we will make it happen. I hate coccooning that slick bitch and stuffing it in the d-bag. i don't mind the 1st part of the pro pack right to when I throw in down onto the ground. but then i want to walk away from it and let someone else wrassle it into the bag and close the container I've been wrassling slick nylon for 4 years. Won't be a problem.
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Oh wow. I actually laughed out loud at that. Women taking responsibility for their own actions? On what fucking planet? When something goes wrong in a womans life its always either some mans fault or because the evil patriarchal society is oppressing the womynkind. Responsibility my ass. Most women don't know the meaning of the word without looking it up from the dictionary. My helpful hint of the day...read through entire thread before responding to someone. Otherwise it can make you look like an ass.
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I hope that statement was made ironically, and not seriously!!! If not, there goes my theory!! What is this irony you speak of? I am not familiar with it. Nor am I familiar with the concepts of sarcasm or smartassishness.
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I think it's a little thing called maturity. Most guys have never even heard the word. Girls are more apt to take responsiblity for their own actions where as most guys find it easier to blame the woman. What take responsibility for your own actions when it's easier to blame someone who isn't around?
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It's just a little over a month away. Please help me raise money for an great cause.