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  1. porpoishead

    Morons!

    damn thats one of those cruella deville looking rides.. them things were a piece of shit when they were brand new still man that sucks that your whip got dinged up though. the outer door panels on those are pretty flat just cut the ding out and weld in some fresh steel bud not a very complex problem. also i bumped this thread because i don't think stitch was done busting your ass about that hideous ass car just yet.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. Yeah...what could possibly go wrong? Always keep yer cutaway housings and cables clean and free of debris! yeah right.. don't leave your rig unpacked and sitting in a corner in the living room either. she might move it to mop the floor or some shit, then you will want to skulldrag her ass if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. nice man, right on!!! she might even learn to pack kinda skydiving friendly?? LMAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. doesnt sound nuts bro, sounds pretty stylin. a girl and a pad, nothing wrong with that. good for you. love your girl, and i hope the whole gig goes good. it probably wont be all good days ahead, but if it weren't for the occasional bad days then the good days would be just another day. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. thats some good stuff i would watch all of those except for family guy. bored or not im not really into the family guy cartoon thing. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. i was pimping an 8 yo daughter (that i don't have) to some internet sick fuck (kinda like me) for 5 months, till i finally got him to come over to my house to engage in sex with me and the 8yo daughter (that i dont have)..... what in theeee fuck ??? I know some super retarded shady ass shit when i read it.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. skulldrag that fucker and tell him to quit being a sissie if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. no disrespect intended bud, and please don't take this they wrong way and think that i am defending an ALLEGED child molester or anything, but what you guy's did was very STUPID. this guy could claim anything. he can say he was there to take out somebody pimping a kid, what the fuck ever. he can get off on any million variety of technicalities. then what???? he's been to your buds house. you guys set him up. his vehicle got fucked over in front of your buds house. he knows your neighborhood. you all should have considered your safety as well as the safety of those who you have endangered by bringing a ALLEGED dangerous criminal into your neighborhood. what if this guy would have come in shooting??? then what??? would you still be breaking your arm patting your back if he would have fatally wounded you or one of your people???? should have turned the situation over to the police when the messages were exchanged for a rendevous. they are trained and prepared to handle those situations. good job good luck bro, hope it all works out well for you and your people if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. damn grue, she trashed you bud. basically she was saying that you're uglier than homemade sin. should of just whipped out your junk and at least made her laugh. BWAAHAHHAHAAAA if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. i had problems with fiefox at first opening certain file types. loaded up a bunch of plugins and it runs like a champ now i will never ever use IE again. also if you want to make fiefox even faster do this... Open the configuration menu by typing in the following into the field where you normally fill in the URLs: About:config In the config menu you have to set up the following changes: - network.http.pipelining (put “true”) - network.http.proxy.pipelining (put “true”) - network.http.pipelining.maxrequests put on 100 - network.http.max-connections 48 - network.http.max-connections-per-server 16 - network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy 8 - network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server 4 You save the changes by clicking the right button of your mouse somewhere on the screen and choose new -> integer from the menu. Now you have to write nglayout.initialpaint.delay into the popup and type in number 0 into the next window. surf fast or go home...LOL says the guy who is on a super slow satellite link on a boat in the middle of the gulf fishhead out... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. seasoned lifelong resident of new orleans. make sure my insurances are payed up. close the storm shutters secure the property empty the fridges secure valuables heirlooms and guns in both safes that are waterproof and fire proof. load up my dive gear gonna need it after the storm as my phone will be ringing off the hook non-stop from every diving company and then some to come back to work. grab the kids, dog, briefcase with vital records and other important documents,**skydiving rigs and gear** and get the fuck out of dodge. i've ridden many hurricanes out here but I have kids now and I don't take the chance with them. kids do stupid shit and if one of them was to get hurt or something and there is no emergency services, hospitals etc. around i would never be able to live with myself for making the mistake of staying. i get my people clear, when it's safe for them to return i bring them back home. its like a surprise vacation...what fucking hurricane?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. porpoishead

    Boobies

    did someone say boobies?? where boobies... (oyo) boobies
  13. uhh. i think that means youre fukin twisted if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. too funny SFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eectvHXcKOU if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. dvd shrink compresses them so you can fit more dvd's on an external hard drive. or any hard drive for that matter. at normal size they will use up alot of space. with dvd shrink you can get a movie dvd down to about 700mb in size. more movies is always better than less movies. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. moe: hey curly curly: yeah moe moe: we belly flyin this one ? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. yes orange chicken. i love cats they're delicious if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. i love fried rice!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. what did he get his weenis caught in the pepper grinder again??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. right on Jim, congrats bud " fuck him" if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. get two otherwise one alone will chew and fuck shit up. with two the separation anxiety wont be as bad because they have each other. take a pack animal away from the pack and the separation anxiety gets the best of them...especially a lab that dog will chew on your entire garage if you leave him alone in there you'll be sorry if you only get one. think about the $$$$$repair damages you'll save by getting two if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. crimes against nature spence what else.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. that sucks i was looking forward to those if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. well all bullshit aside this thread just took a turn for the better we have determined that skymama has 25yo breasts that she may (we likes may) or may not post pictures of.. aaaand people are going to start getting laid at the request of mouth. now were cooking with crisco folks. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. oh shit squek ..LMAO i wasnt going there if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell