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  1. wlie

    Nov. 11

    Good luck on the surgery. I hope everything goes well. My other ride is the relative wind.
  2. Of beer brewing. The whole house is engulfed in the aroma of hops and malt. Makes me feel like I'm living in a microbrew pub. I wonder why Glad hasn't made a scent like this as an air freshener. So I bid all of you a safe and fun weekend. My other ride is the relative wind.
  3. REAL rednecks race lawn mowers! My other ride is the relative wind.
  4. wlie

    lost interest

    Bite your tongue! I could start by paying for your jumps, but why should I when I could donate to DZ.com? Then I know where you live so I'll come over and kick your ass. And if that's not enough, I'll take your gear since you won't be needing it.
  5. 1. Nothing cheaper than free, nothing more expensive than regret 2. Can't be on time? Be early. 3. Magic happens. 4. Bob's your uncle. 5. Now you're cookin' with natural gas! My other ride is the relative wind.
  6. QuoteVictoria's Secret (Christmas Edition) catlogQuote Real saucy ain't it. Got mine yesterday along with Parachutist. Their $10M bra & panty set blows me away every year. Dunno if it's it or the model, but YEAH!!! My other ride is the relative wind.
  7. wlie

    school

    And you get a shot with them college hotties! My other ride is the relative wind.
  8. [buttheads_voice] Eh heh heh heh. You said cock[/buttheads_voice] My other ride is the relative wind.
  9. wlie

    NW Home Brewers

    I won't be needing cases of 12oz and 22oz beer bottles for my operation anymore. I've also got a bottle capper and about 50 caps. Since replacing the kitchen faucet the wife picked out, I won't be able to their insides with the cleaner attachment. Luckily I've got 4 kegs for spreading the wealth.
  10. I say go buy yourself a lotto ticket before the roll looses momentum.
  11. wlie

    school

    Stay in school. My other ride is the relative wind.
  12. Can't disagree with SkyBoy. I use a regular UV filter just to protect the lense. And to warm my pictures, may I recommend the Hoya Skylight 1B in addition. My other ride is the relative wind.
  13. wlie

    Hi

    What Clay is saying... Come over and be his post whore.
  14. Funny nobody saw Quade's photo to secure your reserve handle using the chest strap. It's in the reader's mail section if anybody's looking. My other ride is the relative wind.
  15. So she says, "Care to give me a gear check?"
  16. "An open fly was the prototype inlets for the Birdman Pantz." My other ride is the relative wind.
  17. "Jump Shack engineers discover one more item that could be covered with velcro." My other ride is the relative wind.
  18. "Dave's chastity belt was the inspiration behind Infinity's superior pin protection." My other ride is the relative wind.
  19. "How the Mirage engineers got the idea for their freefly handle." My other ride is the relative wind.
  20. "Dude! That's an award winning camel toe!" My other ride is the relative wind.
  21. "And next to the PC slot, I've got USB, IEEE 1394, and 10/100 ethernet ports" My other ride is the relative wind.
  22. "And you haven't been using Rogaine?" My other ride is the relative wind.
  23. "That's where you keep the pilot chute?" My other ride is the relative wind.