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I think he meant google. He's stalking her remember? My other ride is the relative wind.

Aerosmith says it's ok to wear whipped cream for clothing you know My other ride is the relative wind.

You're still going to be wrong. It's a trap! My other ride is the relative wind.

On first readding the title, I was wondering how that could possibly happen to one person. My other ride is the relative wind.

See moody's response edit - Perhaps the man should leave the forest and head to the nearest DZ? My other ride is the relative wind.

I still say that 1) we round up a bunch of pigs and have them swim and play in their water reservoirs, 2) do a masive air drop of stray dogs - has to be wet and hungry, 3) spray the whole place with bacon scent. That will 1) deprive them of their drinking water, 2) the dogs will drive them out of their hiding places, and 3) well I don't have reason #3. My other ride is the relative wind.

If he's in Washington state, he just might. Read on. My other ride is the relative wind.

From the news that I can't fake up - You better not stink if you're gonna ride the bus in Bend, OR Are old ladies wearing sticking perfumes included? My other ride is the relative wind.

I'll be stupid not to notice the number of times you used the 'F' word

Start your own? I think it's most important to hang with the SAFE group, but that's just my opinion. On a serious note: BEER My other ride is the relative wind.

Better wipe out your cache and change your profile dude. Pretty soon, we'd all be arrested for all the boobie pics found here. My other ride is the relative wind.

As long as the charges are skydiving related, I think we'll all back you up as a good expenditure. My other ride is the relative wind.

Clay who loves sheep My other ride is the relative wind.

Yap! I sure miss Clay My other ride is the relative wind.

I guess I'm a little too honest and that's going to hurt me on job interviews. Lucky this came along in my mailbox to help me overcome those tough questions: Job Interview Answers for Tough Questions... Question : Why did you leave your last job? Real answer : It sucked. Suggestion : I felt my talents and abilities were underutilized. Question : What are your biggest weaknesses? Real answer : I can't concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all forms of authority, and tend to fall asleep at my desk. Suggestion : I'm a workaholic. I just don't know when to put down my work. Question : You seem to have moved around a lot in a short amount of time. Why should we think you'll stay here any longer than you've stayed elsewhere? Real answer : My employers have always had a hang-up about keeping only non-competent employees. Suggestion : I'm at a point in my career where I am tired of moving around. I really want to feel part of a team, a long-term enterprise, where I can make a contribution. Question : How do you handle change? Real answer : I deal with it everyday unless I'm out of clean underwear. Suggestion : I think everyone knows that today the only constant is change. I thrive on it. Question : : How do you get along with others? Real answer : I hate people, as long as they stay out of my face. Suggestion : I think the interpersonal dynamics of the work place can be among the most satisfying aspects of any job. Question : What does the word success mean to you? Real answer : It means that I don't have to drag my sorry butt out of bed to kiss yours. Suggestion : Success, for me, would be knowing I am making a difference working with a team of people to make a more profitable enterprise. Question : What does the word failure mean to you? Real answer : It means I continue to collect unemployment insurance, with the hope of a 6 month extension. Suggestion : Failure? I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean. That word is not in my vocabulary. Question: Do you get along with your current boss? Real answer: I get along fine considering what kind of a malicious jerk he is. Suggestion : I don't think I'd call him a boss; he's been more of a mentor to me. Question : Do you ever get angry with coworkers? Real answer : I don't get angry. I get even. Suggestion : Nothing angers me more than to see a coworker not pulling his weight, goofing off, or stealing. Yes, sometimes I do get angry with coworkers. Question: Can I contact your references? Real answer : Sure, but they wont know who I am. Suggestion : Maybe I can arrange to have them contact you. Question: What words best describe you? Real Answer: Genius, Horny, Dog, Clockwatcher, Unorganized, Lazy Suggestion: Compassionate, Creative, Team player, Organized, Efficient My other ride is the relative wind.

I hope this will cheer you up. No offense to lovers of other operating systems. My other ride is the relative wind.

Got the attachment from a random joke site. I don't know if it's true but it sure as hell confirms my suspicion that the press has absolutly nothing better to write when they should sell advertising place instead. Here's my funny contribution: This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?" The owner replies, "He's such a liar." My other ride is the relative wind.

High quality suits, excellent customer service, fast delivery. Need I say more? Ok, I own one (but that's a given). PM kurupeeblas. He's runs the operation. My other ride is the relative wind.

That first pic was really funny man! It looked like you're on your way to some SNM party My other ride is the relative wind.

From my home DZ, I know at least Favaks, Freeflyguy, sdctlc, chexmachine, and Casch. Lastly Weid14 who just moved in. Outside of my home DZ, no one other than the one, the only bbarnhouse

So did Bruce Lee My other ride is the relative wind.

In that case, most MSs post whore on DZ.com My other ride is the relative wind.

Mine says "I'd rather be home brewing" because I-5 sucks! The other one is 1-800-SKYDIVE

Almost over! Yeehaw!

Sebazz1 is da man. He sent me here. It's going to go real well with the beer tap handles I made with an old reserve handle and a cutaway handle.