Tink1717

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  1. And thus, the search for a new mascot begins for Toys "R" Us. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  2. Oh, thank god I got sober before the internet came out.
  3. Yeah. Cholera was a major problem. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  4. Well, when you have someone who is that catastrophically stupid and he's got his finger on the button, you can't be too careful. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  5. Yo, momma so fat she sweats grease. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  6. Oh, cool, I know EXACTLY who I'm gonna do that to.
  7. It matters A LOT how long someone has been clean and sober. IF you are clean and sober you should know this. And, just for your information, I try not to sit anywhere near smokers. And, just for the record, I AM NOT contradicting whether she is clean or not. Only she, or someone with a lab test, can make that call. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  8. No booze or dope for 21 years, no cigs for 20 years. I qualify for "Truly clean and sober". Good luck. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  9. Scooby Snoopy Goofy Droopy Underdog Grimm Astro Ren. What do I win?
  10. There is nothing you can do. What you are dealing with is belief. Once a person believes something, there is no amount of fact, logic, reason or truth that will persuade them. The best thing to do is to hide your jumping activity as much as possible until such time that you are fully out of the house and even then just don't mention it. There is simply no talking to some whuffos. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  11. Spoken like someone who's never been trapped on a plane on a runway for hours on end. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  12. Oh, how I wish I could have done that at my graduation!
  13. #76 is better. It shows the sun rays better. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  14. Actually, I saw it with my girlfriend and her grand daughter. The kids were all squirming and bored after the first 1/2 hour. The adults, me included, had a good time. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  15. Your professor has bad data. The number of jumps is way low. Off the top of my head, the numbers for 1999 were 28 fatalities for 3.5 million jumps. That gives a rate of 1:115,000. Significantly better than driving. What is your professor trying to prove? That jumping is dangerous? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  16. He didn't look like anyone or anything. He didn't exist. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  17. Fortunately, Carl was in a posted hard hat area. Otherwise it could have got ugly. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  18. After years of denial, Lenny finally admits that genetically modified food might not be good for him. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  19. I'm surprised that this hasn't happened in Baltimore County, MD yet. We must get a dozen calls a day from people that we take to the hospital via medic unit and get put in the triage system. They then call back to 911 to get transoprted to another hospital. We, by policy, don't honor those requests, so I'm really surprised we haven't had to deal with that yet. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  20. I've never had anything like that, but my family makes it abundantly clear that they don't want to hear about my jumping. Their attitude is that if I don't talk about it, then it will go away and I'll become an office working, suburban living, minivan driving, church going baby factory republican just like them. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  21. If you only smoke once or twice a month, why bother with smoking at all? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  22. Nope, even my college physics professor did it. On an exam question, no less. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  23. It always amazes me about how easily physics people forget about the atmosphere. Even when said person seems to remeber about it, as soon as they get past the first orpeation, the atmosphere disappears from the thought process. The reason why heavier people fall faster than light ones who are the same size has to do with the amount of mass for surface area. For the same surface area, the object with the greatest mass will have the higher terminal velocity. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  24. Your drum motor is going to fail. I had the same problem. The fix is more expensive than getting a new camera. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  25. What? They all got extra altitude? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717